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Definitions by Urippities poop head

carolina pine forrest

An enema made of Pine Sol.
To get a clean rugged scent, I always go with the carolina pine forrest.

vent vouyer 

Someone who listens to others having sex through the heater vents.
On a lonely saturday night, bob found himself being a vent vouyer.

welfare mama 

A woman who has babies every 2 years to stay on Welfare.
on the first, welfare mama goes to the club and gets us a new daddy.

poop dick pappy 

a man that gets poo poo on his wiener while having anal sex.

Butt Lips 

A butthole that is so beat up and streched out it looks like a worn out vagina.
John has some severe butt lips.

grappler 

A turd that only rears it's ugly head. No matter how much you grunt and push the "grappler" has it's hook in and it plays peek a boo but won't come out.
He cried in dismay, "This one's a grappler"