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video killed the radio star

According to VH1, the worst video clip that was ever made.
Thou shall not watch it, for the suckage level is beyond imagination.
And first place in "Top Ten Worst Video Hits" goes to... "Video Killed the Radio Star"!!!
by Urban_Fellow January 18, 2007
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Good American

A good American is "an American who knows what is good for him". Or in other words, a USA citizen who knows that he is stupid, his government is smart, and his government knows what is good for him.
A good American pays all the taxes.
A good American doesn't care that secret millitary experiments are being held a mile from his house.
A good American supports the war (no matter where it is being held).
A good American buys American cars.
Danny: Hey Johnny, you wanna join our demonstration against the war in Iraq?
Johnny: No, I am a good American.
by Urban_Fellow June 21, 2006
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cock

1. A pretty rude slang for the male sex organ, known as the penis.
2. An abusive word that stands for a stupid, uneducated, or mannerless person.
1. Annie: How was the date with Tomas, margie?
Margie: Wonderful! He has such a big cock!
2. Margie: Now that you are married, what do you think of your new husband?
Annie: I discovered that in real life, he is a real cock!
by Urban_Fellow May 30, 2006
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Because you touch yourself at night

The truly ultimate responce to any kind of stupid or annoying "why" question, or simply to a question you cannot answer.
That answer will totally piss off annoying kids who ask too many questions.
See also: because you're gay.
Kid: Why did the dinosaurs die out?
Tour guide: Because you touch yourself at night.

Son: Why do you drink so much, dad?
Dad: Because you touch yourself at night!

Little brother: Why don't you ever let me into your room?
Big brother: Because you touch yourself at night, you little brat!
by Urban_Fellow June 24, 2006
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