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A terrible feeling, usually happening in striptease bars, beaches or other places like that. When you (a male) are really horny and arosed from watching a naked/half-naked woman, but are unable to do what you gotta do (ejaculate) by having sex or masturbating.
This is NOT A VERY NICE feeling, and is better avoided.
This is NOT A VERY NICE feeling, and is better avoided.
I always think about those poor guys who have to photograph porn/striptease movies. They probably are always experiencing blueball. Having to watch sex but being unable to participate in some way is a nightmare.
by Urban_Fellow July 21, 2006
Get the blueball mug.-14 o'clock! Time for my tea break.
-Tea? Again? Are you having the London syndrome or something?
-Hey, my green tea won't drink itself, you know!
-I woke up in the middle of the night from strange noises in the living room. I looked to my right, but my husband wasn't in bed. So I got up, and very quietly sneaked out, and into the living room.
There, in the candle light, he was sitting. All alone. Drinking his damn Earl Gray! Boohoohoo...
-Enough, don't worry, honey, your husband is in good hands now.
-Tea? Again? Are you having the London syndrome or something?
-Hey, my green tea won't drink itself, you know!
-I woke up in the middle of the night from strange noises in the living room. I looked to my right, but my husband wasn't in bed. So I got up, and very quietly sneaked out, and into the living room.
There, in the candle light, he was sitting. All alone. Drinking his damn Earl Gray! Boohoohoo...
-Enough, don't worry, honey, your husband is in good hands now.
by Urban_Fellow December 6, 2006
Get the London Syndrome mug.The truly ultimate responce to any kind of stupid or annoying "why" question, or simply to a question you cannot answer.
That answer will totally piss off annoying kids who ask too many questions.
See also: because you're gay.
That answer will totally piss off annoying kids who ask too many questions.
See also: because you're gay.
Kid: Why did the dinosaurs die out?
Tour guide: Because you touch yourself at night.
Son: Why do you drink so much, dad?
Dad: Because you touch yourself at night!
Little brother: Why don't you ever let me into your room?
Big brother: Because you touch yourself at night, you little brat!
Tour guide: Because you touch yourself at night.
Son: Why do you drink so much, dad?
Dad: Because you touch yourself at night!
Little brother: Why don't you ever let me into your room?
Big brother: Because you touch yourself at night, you little brat!
by Urban_Fellow June 24, 2006
Get the Because you touch yourself at night mug.A good American is "an American who knows what is good for him". Or in other words, a USA citizen who knows that he is stupid, his government is smart, and his government knows what is good for him.
A good American pays all the taxes.
A good American doesn't care that secret millitary experiments are being held a mile from his house.
A good American supports the war (no matter where it is being held).
A good American buys American cars.
A good American pays all the taxes.
A good American doesn't care that secret millitary experiments are being held a mile from his house.
A good American supports the war (no matter where it is being held).
A good American buys American cars.
Danny: Hey Johnny, you wanna join our demonstration against the war in Iraq?
Johnny: No, I am a good American.
Johnny: No, I am a good American.
by Urban_Fellow June 21, 2006
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