Not the best, but the funniest and coolest thing to say to a random girl when you are trying to hit on her.
The word "Come" should be pronounced in an extremely seductive voice, and the word Butthead should be replaced with the name of the person who sais this.
The word "Come" should be pronounced in an extremely seductive voice, and the word Butthead should be replaced with the name of the person who sais this.
Butthead: Hey, baby.
Girl: (turns around)
Butthead: COME to Butthead!
Me: Hey, baby. COME to Michael!
Chick: (kicks me in the weak spot)
Girl: (turns around)
Butthead: COME to Butthead!
Me: Hey, baby. COME to Michael!
Chick: (kicks me in the weak spot)
by Urban_Fellow July 27, 2006
Get the Come to Buttheadmug. A satanic race of pure evil, who rule the Internet through a Monarchistic feudelic system.
On that system of reigning, on the head stands the Head Admin. Underneath him there are the Secondary Admins.
Loyal to them, and lower in the ladder are the Moderators.
Underneath the Moderators are the Sub-Moderators, who have to do all the dirty field-work.
In the bottom of the Internet system there are the members or users. They hardly have any rights and are often oppressed by those of a higher social class, and must obey the Moderators and Admins.
Disobeyance of their orders will result for the members in a ban, and even in IP ban from the system.
On that system of reigning, on the head stands the Head Admin. Underneath him there are the Secondary Admins.
Loyal to them, and lower in the ladder are the Moderators.
Underneath the Moderators are the Sub-Moderators, who have to do all the dirty field-work.
In the bottom of the Internet system there are the members or users. They hardly have any rights and are often oppressed by those of a higher social class, and must obey the Moderators and Admins.
Disobeyance of their orders will result for the members in a ban, and even in IP ban from the system.
We, the members, really need a revoltion that will rid us of the evil reign of Admins, and bring Democracy to the Internet.
by Urban_Fellow July 16, 2006
Get the Adminsmug. When you are fucking a girl without using a condom, and come while your penis is still in her vagina.
Unusually cool.
Unusually cool.
She begged me not to come inside, but that only made me hornier and I came in her.
-Dude, I came inside this hot chick yesterday, and afterwards she tells me that she didn't take the pill!
-Ha ha ha, That will teach you to use a condom next time!
-Dude, I came inside this hot chick yesterday, and afterwards she tells me that she didn't take the pill!
-Ha ha ha, That will teach you to use a condom next time!
by Urban_Fellow September 19, 2006
Get the come insidemug. Was and will always be the Capital city of Israel. In spite of the ignorance of the nations of the world, who do not accept Jerusalem as Israel's capital, it's said so in Israel's constitution: "United and full Jerusalem is the capital of the state of Israel".
Therefore, Israel has no intentions of even thinking of giving up parts of the holiest city.
Don't believe in geographical books which mark Tel-Aviv as Israel's capital. They are wrong.
Therefore, Israel has no intentions of even thinking of giving up parts of the holiest city.
Don't believe in geographical books which mark Tel-Aviv as Israel's capital. They are wrong.
Jerusalem has no active ambasies anymore. This mean no country accepts Jerusalem as the capital of Israel anymore.
Oh, well. They can all **** themselves.
Oh, well. They can all **** themselves.
by Urban_Fellow September 08, 2006
Get the Jerusalemmug. What Britney Spears shouldn't have had.
*Some 10 years from now*
Friend: Hey, is that really your mommy?
Britney's son: Yeah...
Friend: Wow, your mommy is, like, the biggest slut in the world!
Britney's son: I know... *Bursts into tears*
That's why she shouldn't have had babies.
Friend: Hey, is that really your mommy?
Britney's son: Yeah...
Friend: Wow, your mommy is, like, the biggest slut in the world!
Britney's son: I know... *Bursts into tears*
That's why she shouldn't have had babies.
by Urban_Fellow July 23, 2006
Get the babiesmug. An expression said by a man to another man. Can be said also by a woman to a man, but that is much more rare and weird.
Simply, the expression "You've got no balls" can stand for:
You have no self-respect, you are a coward, you can't face your problems like a man, etc.
After the expression is told to someone, he has to prove otherwise- do what he was told to do, or simply say:
"I do have balls. You wanna see them?"
Simply, the expression "You've got no balls" can stand for:
You have no self-respect, you are a coward, you can't face your problems like a man, etc.
After the expression is told to someone, he has to prove otherwise- do what he was told to do, or simply say:
"I do have balls. You wanna see them?"
-Why do you let him insult you like this? Go and kick his ass!
-No, it will get me into trouble.
-You've got no balls! Go and face him like a man!
-No, it will get me into trouble.
-You've got no balls! Go and face him like a man!
by Urban_Fellow July 06, 2006
Get the you've got no ballsmug. A terrible feeling, usually happening in striptease bars, beaches or other places like that. When you (a male) are really horny and arosed from watching a naked/half-naked woman, but are unable to do what you gotta do (ejaculate) by having sex or masturbating.
This is NOT A VERY NICE feeling, and is better avoided.
This is NOT A VERY NICE feeling, and is better avoided.
I always think about those poor guys who have to photograph porn/striptease movies. They probably are always experiencing blueball. Having to watch sex but being unable to participate in some way is a nightmare.
by Urban_Fellow July 21, 2006
Get the blueballmug.