Urban_Fellow's definitions

Abu-Mazen

A leader who truly loves his nation and wishes to help its people to get out of the life-circle of poverty and violence they live in, but unfortunately there are too many extremistic motherfuckers who stand behind his back with a gun and do not allow him do anything.

1) Abu-Mazen was the leader of the Palestinian autonomy since the death of Arafat (may his soul burn in hell forever, amen). He led the disarm of the "Organisation for Freedom of Palestine", and negotiations with Israel.
When Hamas took over the government in the Palestinian autonomy, Abu Mazen lost most of his power. The Hamas broke the negotiations, denied Israel's agreements with the previous government of Palestine, and renewed terrorism against Israel, destorying everything Abu-Mazen worked so hard to achive.

2) If there were less extremists, and more leaders like Abu-Mazen in the Arab world, there would have been more chances to have peace in the Middle-East.

by Urban_Fellow September 22, 2006

invisible

What every person in the world sometimes wishes to become.

I wish I could be invisible a least for a while. That way, I could enter everywhere without paying and listening to people's chats without being noticed.

by Urban_Fellow July 10, 2006

I'm gonna die

What you shout when you are riding a huge rollercoaster, just a second before it flies down with a speed of 150 km/h.

-Oh no... Oh no, here it comes... ahh...
*coaster starts rushing down*
I'm gonna die!!!!!!!!!!

by Urban_Fellow July 23, 2006

Butthole

A nice alternative to asshole, when you want to say to someone that he is an asshole, but you don't want it to sound too rude or inapropriate.

-Johnny, you're an asshole.
-What! I'm an asshole?! Well, fuck you!

-Johnny, you're a butthole!
-I'm a WHAT?
-A butthole.
-Hehehe, I sure am, ain't I?

by Urban_Fellow June 22, 2007

Heretic

Invented with the creation and spread of Christianity, a heretic (in the middle-ages) is every one who did not accept or questioned the Catholic church or its laws. Unlike what the Church spread, Heretics were rarely Satanists or non-believers.
In fact, in many cases, they had a stronger and more realist belief in God than that of the Church followers. It is just that the Heretics believed the Church's ways were wrong and corrupted, and that is why they followed their own way.

Many great people through history were Heretics, and they were punished and executed by the Church.

by Urban_Fellow July 17, 2006

Zeppelin

A flying vehicle that is, basically, a gigantic oval ballon filled with Helium (first Hydrogen was used but it was really dangerous so it was swithed to helium),with a passenger cabin and an engine part attached to it.
A very interesting flying device that was popular in the beginning of the 20th Century, but unfortunately, lost its popularity because it was replaced by planes, which were much faster and safer, and because of the crash of the Hindenburg Zeppelin in the 20's.

I wish I could fly once in a Zeppelin. I bet it is much more fun and luxurious than flying in a plane.

by Urban_Fellow July 16, 2006

James Bond

A fictional British super-agent, who, concidering he was the same man in all of his movies, is supposed to be more than 80 years old in his latest movies.

I swear, I read one of Ian Fleming's books, it says James Bond was born in the 20s.

James Bond is a movie charachter who NEVER gets old.

by Urban_Fellow June 11, 2007