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Butthole

A nice alternative to asshole, when you want to say to someone that he is an asshole, but you don't want it to sound too rude or inapropriate.
-Johnny, you're an asshole.
-What! I'm an asshole?! Well, fuck you!

-Johnny, you're a butthole!
-I'm a WHAT?
-A butthole.
-Hehehe, I sure am, ain't I?
by Urban_Fellow June 22, 2007
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Orbit Professional

An attempt of Wrigley's mark, Orbit, to seem leet by making a new gum "for adults" in a package for pills, and giving it a cool name.
-Dude, what are those pills you're taking?
-Pills? No, those aren't pills! It's Orbit's new mark, Orbit Professional!
by Urban_Fellow July 2, 2006
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eat shit and feel good

It means to go through a hard experience, be defeated, or humiliated in a very bad way, and yet face it with bravery, not break, and rise again stronger than before.
Jerry has been put through a very hard time with his first writings. They have been criticised, banned from many places, declared a complete waste of time and money.
Nevertheless, Jerry did not surrender and kept on his work. He reanalyzed his mistakes, fixed them, and his next book became a bestseller.

What Jerry has been put through is what I would call: Eat shit and feel good.
by Urban_Fellow July 7, 2006
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invisible

What every person in the world sometimes wishes to become.
I wish I could be invisible a least for a while. That way, I could enter everywhere without paying and listening to people's chats without being noticed.
by Urban_Fellow July 10, 2006
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Abu-Mazen

A leader who truly loves his nation and wishes to help its people to get out of the life-circle of poverty and violence they live in, but unfortunately there are too many extremistic motherfuckers who stand behind his back with a gun and do not allow him do anything.
1) Abu-Mazen was the leader of the Palestinian autonomy since the death of Arafat (may his soul burn in hell forever, amen). He led the disarm of the "Organisation for Freedom of Palestine", and negotiations with Israel.
When Hamas took over the government in the Palestinian autonomy, Abu Mazen lost most of his power. The Hamas broke the negotiations, denied Israel's agreements with the previous government of Palestine, and renewed terrorism against Israel, destorying everything Abu-Mazen worked so hard to achive.

2) If there were less extremists, and more leaders like Abu-Mazen in the Arab world, there would have been more chances to have peace in the Middle-East.
by Urban_Fellow September 22, 2006
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stupid girls

Defined by the singer Pink in her song "Stupid Girls", stupid girls are shallow, slutty and un-intellegent women, in one word: girls that make more than 200 years of battle for women's rights not worth it.

"Stupid girls" don't want to work hard, gain their own rights and opinions about things like science, politics, culture&society... They don't want to study hard or get a good job; all they want is entertainment, shopping, possesions, being beautiful and have the best boyfriend, and about all the rest- who cares?
Though I don't like Pink's music style, as a supporter of Feminism and women's rights (hey, and I'm a guy!) I totally agree with her lyrics of "Stupid Girls":

Maybe if I act like that, that guy will call me back...
Go to Fred Segal, you'll find them there.
Laughing loud so all the little people stare.
Looking for a daddy to pay for the champagne...
(Drop a name)

What happened to the dreams of a girl president?
She's dancing in the video next to 50 Cent...
They travel in packs of two or three,
With their itsy bitsy doggies and their teeny-weeny tees
Where, oh where, have the smart people gone?
Oh where, oh where could they be?

Disease's growing, it's epidemic
I'm scared that there ain't a cure
The world believes it and I'm going crazy
I cannot take any more!
I'm so glad that I'll never fit in
That will never be me
Outcasts and girls with ambition
That's what I wanna see
Disasters all around
World despaired
Their only concern
Will they **** up my hair

Maybe if I act like that, that guy will call me back
Porno Paparazzi girl, I don't wanna be a stupid girl
by Urban_Fellow July 6, 2006
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lynch

when a large group of people attack a single person or a small group of people, usually innocent and unsuspecting, and beating him/them, sometimes to death, in a very violent and barbaric manner.
Lynch is a cowardly and disrespectful action, as the victim has no option of defending himself against the attackers, because they highly outnumber him.
As Jorge the Spanish-American was going home in the evening, a mob of Skin-Heads appeared from out of no-where, and started beating and stabbing him, then left him bleeding on the side-walk.

A long-lasting enmity between two gangs led to a lynch yesterday, when eight gang members lynched two members of another gang, beating them with baseball bats, killing one and causing the other serious injuries.
by Urban_Fellow October 9, 2007
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