Urban_Fellow's definitions

I'm gonna die

What you shout when you are riding a huge rollercoaster, just a second before it flies down with a speed of 150 km/h.

-Oh no... Oh no, here it comes... ahh...
*coaster starts rushing down*
I'm gonna die!!!!!!!!!!

by Urban_Fellow July 23, 2006

Sherlock Homeless

A expression used to descrive a very smart/intellegent/talented person who doesn't manage to reach success, and therefore has to live in poverty.

The term is created from a distortion of name of the great fictional detective, Sherlock Holmes.

-Wow, this piano player is really good!
-Yes, I know, this is Glarinov. He is very talented, but no music experts eppreciate his talent, so he has to live as a Sherlock Homeless.

by Urban_Fellow July 2, 2006

fat fuck

1) (n.) Very simply, having sex with a fat (overweight) woman.
2) (adj.) A person who is both fat and stupid.

1)
-I had sex with Annie yesterday.
-With Annie? Ewwww! She weighs like, a tonn!
-Yeah, I know, it was a total fat fuck.

2)
Fat Bob: Oops, I dropped my hat...
Mike: Move out of the way, you fat fuck!

by Urban_Fellow July 16, 2006

Butthole

A nice alternative to asshole, when you want to say to someone that he is an asshole, but you don't want it to sound too rude or inapropriate.

-Johnny, you're an asshole.
-What! I'm an asshole?! Well, fuck you!

-Johnny, you're a butthole!
-I'm a WHAT?
-A butthole.
-Hehehe, I sure am, ain't I?

by Urban_Fellow June 22, 2007

hit em up

A five minute-long song in which 2pac explains that he has no motherfucking friends, so that is why he fucked your bitch, how much he owns this whole fuckin' place, how all you motherfuckers can suck his dick, and he would gladly west-side fuck your momma, and you little fucker better shut the fuck up, before things get really fucked-up, and he will beat the fuck out of your little ass, get it?

You should listen to "Hit Em Up" and count how many times he uses the word "fuck" in it. ;)

by Urban_Fellow September 19, 2006

blueball

A terrible feeling, usually happening in striptease bars, beaches or other places like that. When you (a male) are really horny and arosed from watching a naked/half-naked woman, but are unable to do what you gotta do (ejaculate) by having sex or masturbating.
This is NOT A VERY NICE feeling, and is better avoided.

I always think about those poor guys who have to photograph porn/striptease movies. They probably are always experiencing blueball. Having to watch sex but being unable to participate in some way is a nightmare.

by Urban_Fellow July 21, 2006

James Bond

A fictional British super-agent, who, concidering he was the same man in all of his movies, is supposed to be more than 80 years old in his latest movies.

I swear, I read one of Ian Fleming's books, it says James Bond was born in the 20s.

James Bond is a movie charachter who NEVER gets old.

by Urban_Fellow June 11, 2007