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-14 o'clock! Time for my tea break.
-Tea? Again? Are you having the London syndrome or something?
-Hey, my green tea won't drink itself, you know!
-I woke up in the middle of the night from strange noises in the living room. I looked to my right, but my husband wasn't in bed. So I got up, and very quietly sneaked out, and into the living room.
There, in the candle light, he was sitting. All alone. Drinking his damn Earl Gray! Boohoohoo...
-Enough, don't worry, honey, your husband is in good hands now.
-Tea? Again? Are you having the London syndrome or something?
-Hey, my green tea won't drink itself, you know!
-I woke up in the middle of the night from strange noises in the living room. I looked to my right, but my husband wasn't in bed. So I got up, and very quietly sneaked out, and into the living room.
There, in the candle light, he was sitting. All alone. Drinking his damn Earl Gray! Boohoohoo...
-Enough, don't worry, honey, your husband is in good hands now.
by Urban_Fellow December 6, 2006
Get the London Syndrome mug.What Britney Spears shouldn't have had.
*Some 10 years from now*
Friend: Hey, is that really your mommy?
Britney's son: Yeah...
Friend: Wow, your mommy is, like, the biggest slut in the world!
Britney's son: I know... *Bursts into tears*
That's why she shouldn't have had babies.
Friend: Hey, is that really your mommy?
Britney's son: Yeah...
Friend: Wow, your mommy is, like, the biggest slut in the world!
Britney's son: I know... *Bursts into tears*
That's why she shouldn't have had babies.
by Urban_Fellow July 23, 2006
Get the babies mug.A terrible feeling, usually happening in striptease bars, beaches or other places like that. When you (a male) are really horny and arosed from watching a naked/half-naked woman, but are unable to do what you gotta do (ejaculate) by having sex or masturbating.
This is NOT A VERY NICE feeling, and is better avoided.
This is NOT A VERY NICE feeling, and is better avoided.
I always think about those poor guys who have to photograph porn/striptease movies. They probably are always experiencing blueball. Having to watch sex but being unable to participate in some way is a nightmare.
by Urban_Fellow July 21, 2006
Get the blueball mug.An expression said by a man to another man. Can be said also by a woman to a man, but that is much more rare and weird.
Simply, the expression "You've got no balls" can stand for:
You have no self-respect, you are a coward, you can't face your problems like a man, etc.
After the expression is told to someone, he has to prove otherwise- do what he was told to do, or simply say:
"I do have balls. You wanna see them?"
Simply, the expression "You've got no balls" can stand for:
You have no self-respect, you are a coward, you can't face your problems like a man, etc.
After the expression is told to someone, he has to prove otherwise- do what he was told to do, or simply say:
"I do have balls. You wanna see them?"
-Why do you let him insult you like this? Go and kick his ass!
-No, it will get me into trouble.
-You've got no balls! Go and face him like a man!
-No, it will get me into trouble.
-You've got no balls! Go and face him like a man!
by Urban_Fellow July 6, 2006
Get the you've got no balls mug.Was and will always be the Capital city of Israel. In spite of the ignorance of the nations of the world, who do not accept Jerusalem as Israel's capital, it's said so in Israel's constitution: "United and full Jerusalem is the capital of the state of Israel".
Therefore, Israel has no intentions of even thinking of giving up parts of the holiest city.
Don't believe in geographical books which mark Tel-Aviv as Israel's capital. They are wrong.
Therefore, Israel has no intentions of even thinking of giving up parts of the holiest city.
Don't believe in geographical books which mark Tel-Aviv as Israel's capital. They are wrong.
Jerusalem has no active ambasies anymore. This mean no country accepts Jerusalem as the capital of Israel anymore.
Oh, well. They can all **** themselves.
Oh, well. They can all **** themselves.
by Urban_Fellow September 8, 2006
Get the Jerusalem mug.A personal gun that was the earlier version of the pistol.
Basically, a usually small that has a wheel in its middle, which can be opened and bullets, up to six, can be inserted into.
It was used very commonly before the 20th century, before the pistol was invented.
If you want to see revolvers in action, watch western movies.
One of the big advantages of the revolver over the pistol, is that you can't play the popular game Russian Roulette with a pistol.
Basically, a usually small that has a wheel in its middle, which can be opened and bullets, up to six, can be inserted into.
It was used very commonly before the 20th century, before the pistol was invented.
If you want to see revolvers in action, watch western movies.
One of the big advantages of the revolver over the pistol, is that you can't play the popular game Russian Roulette with a pistol.
-Dude, check out my new revolver!
-Nice, but why didn't you buy a pistol intead? It is much more useful.
-Shut the f**k up! Revolvers rule!
-Nice, but why didn't you buy a pistol intead? It is much more useful.
-Shut the f**k up! Revolvers rule!
by Urban_Fellow May 30, 2006
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Unusually cool.
Unusually cool.
She begged me not to come inside, but that only made me hornier and I came in her.
-Dude, I came inside this hot chick yesterday, and afterwards she tells me that she didn't take the pill!
-Ha ha ha, That will teach you to use a condom next time!
-Dude, I came inside this hot chick yesterday, and afterwards she tells me that she didn't take the pill!
-Ha ha ha, That will teach you to use a condom next time!
by Urban_Fellow September 19, 2006
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