Urban_Fellow's definitions

Butthole

A nice alternative to asshole, when you want to say to someone that he is an asshole, but you don't want it to sound too rude or inapropriate.

-Johnny, you're an asshole.
-What! I'm an asshole?! Well, fuck you!

-Johnny, you're a butthole!
-I'm a WHAT?
-A butthole.
-Hehehe, I sure am, ain't I?

by Urban_Fellow June 22, 2007

Orbit Professional

An attempt of Wrigley's mark, Orbit, to seem leet by making a new gum "for adults" in a package for pills, and giving it a cool name.

-Dude, what are those pills you're taking?
-Pills? No, those aren't pills! It's Orbit's new mark, Orbit Professional!

by Urban_Fellow July 2, 2006

Sherlock Homeless

A expression used to descrive a very smart/intellegent/talented person who doesn't manage to reach success, and therefore has to live in poverty.

The term is created from a distortion of name of the great fictional detective, Sherlock Holmes.

-Wow, this piano player is really good!
-Yes, I know, this is Glarinov. He is very talented, but no music experts eppreciate his talent, so he has to live as a Sherlock Homeless.

by Urban_Fellow July 2, 2006

blueball

A terrible feeling, usually happening in striptease bars, beaches or other places like that. When you (a male) are really horny and arosed from watching a naked/half-naked woman, but are unable to do what you gotta do (ejaculate) by having sex or masturbating.
This is NOT A VERY NICE feeling, and is better avoided.

I always think about those poor guys who have to photograph porn/striptease movies. They probably are always experiencing blueball. Having to watch sex but being unable to participate in some way is a nightmare.

by Urban_Fellow July 21, 2006

eat shit and feel good

It means to go through a hard experience, be defeated, or humiliated in a very bad way, and yet face it with bravery, not break, and rise again stronger than before.

Jerry has been put through a very hard time with his first writings. They have been criticised, banned from many places, declared a complete waste of time and money.
Nevertheless, Jerry did not surrender and kept on his work. He reanalyzed his mistakes, fixed them, and his next book became a bestseller.

What Jerry has been put through is what I would call: Eat shit and feel good.

by Urban_Fellow July 7, 2006

Abu-Mazen

A leader who truly loves his nation and wishes to help its people to get out of the life-circle of poverty and violence they live in, but unfortunately there are too many extremistic motherfuckers who stand behind his back with a gun and do not allow him do anything.

1) Abu-Mazen was the leader of the Palestinian autonomy since the death of Arafat (may his soul burn in hell forever, amen). He led the disarm of the "Organisation for Freedom of Palestine", and negotiations with Israel.
When Hamas took over the government in the Palestinian autonomy, Abu Mazen lost most of his power. The Hamas broke the negotiations, denied Israel's agreements with the previous government of Palestine, and renewed terrorism against Israel, destorying everything Abu-Mazen worked so hard to achive.

2) If there were less extremists, and more leaders like Abu-Mazen in the Arab world, there would have been more chances to have peace in the Middle-East.

by Urban_Fellow September 22, 2006

invisible

What every person in the world sometimes wishes to become.

I wish I could be invisible a least for a while. That way, I could enter everywhere without paying and listening to people's chats without being noticed.

by Urban_Fellow July 10, 2006