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1) (n.) Very simply, having sex with a fat (overweight) woman.
2) (adj.) A person who is both fat and stupid.
2) (adj.) A person who is both fat and stupid.
1)
-I had sex with Annie yesterday.
-With Annie? Ewwww! She weighs like, a tonn!
-Yeah, I know, it was a total fat fuck.
2)
Fat Bob: Oops, I dropped my hat...
Mike: Move out of the way, you fat fuck!
-I had sex with Annie yesterday.
-With Annie? Ewwww! She weighs like, a tonn!
-Yeah, I know, it was a total fat fuck.
2)
Fat Bob: Oops, I dropped my hat...
Mike: Move out of the way, you fat fuck!
by Urban_Fellow July 16, 2006
Get the fat fuck mug."You don't know who Rasputin was, do you?"
"Yes, I do. He was a Russian peasant who claimed to have special powers, and fooled the czar into thinking he is healing his son, while he was only using him to gain power and women and control."
"Nice! Are you a Russian, like me? Because there's no way you could have learned it at school."
"No, I just read it on Wikipedia"
"...Bastard"
"Yes, I do. He was a Russian peasant who claimed to have special powers, and fooled the czar into thinking he is healing his son, while he was only using him to gain power and women and control."
"Nice! Are you a Russian, like me? Because there's no way you could have learned it at school."
"No, I just read it on Wikipedia"
"...Bastard"
by Urban_Fellow September 5, 2007
Get the Wikipedia mug.Not the best, but the funniest and coolest thing to say to a random girl when you are trying to hit on her.
The word "Come" should be pronounced in an extremely seductive voice, and the word Butthead should be replaced with the name of the person who sais this.
The word "Come" should be pronounced in an extremely seductive voice, and the word Butthead should be replaced with the name of the person who sais this.
Butthead: Hey, baby.
Girl: (turns around)
Butthead: COME to Butthead!
Me: Hey, baby. COME to Michael!
Chick: (kicks me in the weak spot)
Girl: (turns around)
Butthead: COME to Butthead!
Me: Hey, baby. COME to Michael!
Chick: (kicks me in the weak spot)
by Urban_Fellow July 27, 2006
Get the Come to Butthead mug.A five minute-long song in which 2pac explains that he has no motherfucking friends, so that is why he fucked your bitch, how much he owns this whole fuckin' place, how all you motherfuckers can suck his dick, and he would gladly west-side fuck your momma, and you little fucker better shut the fuck up, before things get really fucked-up, and he will beat the fuck out of your little ass, get it?
by Urban_Fellow September 19, 2006
Get the hit em up mug.Mahmoud ahmadinejad is currently the president of Iran.
He's a crazy nazi maniak who ignores the Holocaust (claiming it's just a reason for Israel to get money from Europe) threatens to destroy the state of Israel, and unlike many other anti-Israeli leaders (mostly terrorists), he has enough millitary power to attempt to do so.
By claiming he is not an anti-semite, only hates the Jewish country, and not Jews themselves, and wants to help the Palestinian nation, he pictures himself as a rightous leader, when he actually just wants Israel out of the way so the Middle-East can be in complete control of the Muslims.
Hopefully, will be attacked by the American forces stationed in Iraq if he attempts to do anything stupid.
He's a crazy nazi maniak who ignores the Holocaust (claiming it's just a reason for Israel to get money from Europe) threatens to destroy the state of Israel, and unlike many other anti-Israeli leaders (mostly terrorists), he has enough millitary power to attempt to do so.
By claiming he is not an anti-semite, only hates the Jewish country, and not Jews themselves, and wants to help the Palestinian nation, he pictures himself as a rightous leader, when he actually just wants Israel out of the way so the Middle-East can be in complete control of the Muslims.
Hopefully, will be attacked by the American forces stationed in Iraq if he attempts to do anything stupid.
Ahmadinejad and his government are enemies of Israel.
However, it will be very difficult for Israel to fight him if he starts a war, since Israel doesn't have a border with Iran.
However, it will be very difficult for Israel to fight him if he starts a war, since Israel doesn't have a border with Iran.
by Urban_Fellow October 20, 2006
Get the ahmadinejad mug.When no party/President that wins the election manages to keep its/his own ideology, and instead, keeps changing it every time it/he feels like it, that's no democracy. That's hypocracy.
by Urban_Fellow November 5, 2007
Get the hypocracy mug.An expression said by a man to another man. Can be said also by a woman to a man, but that is much more rare and weird.
Simply, the expression "You've got no balls" can stand for:
You have no self-respect, you are a coward, you can't face your problems like a man, etc.
After the expression is told to someone, he has to prove otherwise- do what he was told to do, or simply say:
"I do have balls. You wanna see them?"
Simply, the expression "You've got no balls" can stand for:
You have no self-respect, you are a coward, you can't face your problems like a man, etc.
After the expression is told to someone, he has to prove otherwise- do what he was told to do, or simply say:
"I do have balls. You wanna see them?"
-Why do you let him insult you like this? Go and kick his ass!
-No, it will get me into trouble.
-You've got no balls! Go and face him like a man!
-No, it will get me into trouble.
-You've got no balls! Go and face him like a man!
by Urban_Fellow July 6, 2006
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