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you just sank my boner to the ground

Originally said by Butthead to Beavis, the phrase is said when you are watching someting really HOT that causes you a strong erection, and then your friend tell you something totally disguasting or stupid, and that causes your erection to disappear immediatly.
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Beavis: Yeah... and *poop*.
Butthead: What did you say?!
Beavis: I said "poop!".
Butthead: Beavis... you just sank my boner to the ground.

I was watching an awesome music video showing hot chicks in bikinis shaking their booties. And than this ugly, black, fat rapper appeared and it sank my boner to the ground!
by Urban_Fellow June 28, 2006
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Blame America

The answer to all of your problems. Something goes bad in your country? Blame America!
Your country has economical/military problems? Blame America!
Global warming is giving you a hard time? Blame America! (with Global pollution)
Huge corporations are taking over your country? Blame America! (with spreading globalism)
Your girlfriend left you? Blame America!
Your computer sucks? Blame Amerika
by Urban_Fellow July 7, 2006
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fat fuck

1) (n.) Very simply, having sex with a fat (overweight) woman.
2) (adj.) A person who is both fat and stupid.
1)
-I had sex with Annie yesterday.
-With Annie? Ewwww! She weighs like, a tonn!
-Yeah, I know, it was a total fat fuck.

2)
Fat Bob: Oops, I dropped my hat...
Mike: Move out of the way, you fat fuck!
by Urban_Fellow July 16, 2006
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hypocracy

What Democracy turns into when all of the politicians in your country are liars.
When no party/President that wins the election manages to keep its/his own ideology, and instead, keeps changing it every time it/he feels like it, that's no democracy. That's hypocracy.
by Urban_Fellow November 5, 2007
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ahmadinejad

Mahmoud ahmadinejad is currently the president of Iran.
He's a crazy nazi maniak who ignores the Holocaust (claiming it's just a reason for Israel to get money from Europe) threatens to destroy the state of Israel, and unlike many other anti-Israeli leaders (mostly terrorists), he has enough millitary power to attempt to do so.
By claiming he is not an anti-semite, only hates the Jewish country, and not Jews themselves, and wants to help the Palestinian nation, he pictures himself as a rightous leader, when he actually just wants Israel out of the way so the Middle-East can be in complete control of the Muslims.

Hopefully, will be attacked by the American forces stationed in Iraq if he attempts to do anything stupid.
Ahmadinejad and his government are enemies of Israel.
However, it will be very difficult for Israel to fight him if he starts a war, since Israel doesn't have a border with Iran.
by Urban_Fellow October 20, 2006
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lynch

when a large group of people attack a single person or a small group of people, usually innocent and unsuspecting, and beating him/them, sometimes to death, in a very violent and barbaric manner.
Lynch is a cowardly and disrespectful action, as the victim has no option of defending himself against the attackers, because they highly outnumber him.
As Jorge the Spanish-American was going home in the evening, a mob of Skin-Heads appeared from out of no-where, and started beating and stabbing him, then left him bleeding on the side-walk.

A long-lasting enmity between two gangs led to a lynch yesterday, when eight gang members lynched two members of another gang, beating them with baseball bats, killing one and causing the other serious injuries.
by Urban_Fellow October 9, 2007
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stupid girls

Defined by the singer Pink in her song "Stupid Girls", stupid girls are shallow, slutty and un-intellegent women, in one word: girls that make more than 200 years of battle for women's rights not worth it.

"Stupid girls" don't want to work hard, gain their own rights and opinions about things like science, politics, culture&society... They don't want to study hard or get a good job; all they want is entertainment, shopping, possesions, being beautiful and have the best boyfriend, and about all the rest- who cares?
Though I don't like Pink's music style, as a supporter of Feminism and women's rights (hey, and I'm a guy!) I totally agree with her lyrics of "Stupid Girls":

Maybe if I act like that, that guy will call me back...
Go to Fred Segal, you'll find them there.
Laughing loud so all the little people stare.
Looking for a daddy to pay for the champagne...
(Drop a name)

What happened to the dreams of a girl president?
She's dancing in the video next to 50 Cent...
They travel in packs of two or three,
With their itsy bitsy doggies and their teeny-weeny tees
Where, oh where, have the smart people gone?
Oh where, oh where could they be?

Disease's growing, it's epidemic
I'm scared that there ain't a cure
The world believes it and I'm going crazy
I cannot take any more!
I'm so glad that I'll never fit in
That will never be me
Outcasts and girls with ambition
That's what I wanna see
Disasters all around
World despaired
Their only concern
Will they **** up my hair

Maybe if I act like that, that guy will call me back
Porno Paparazzi girl, I don't wanna be a stupid girl
by Urban_Fellow July 6, 2006
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