Urban_Fellow's definitions

you just sank my boner to the ground

Originally said by Butthead to Beavis, the phrase is said when you are watching someting really HOT that causes you a strong erection, and then your friend tell you something totally disguasting or stupid, and that causes your erection to disappear immediatly.

.....
Beavis: Yeah... and *poop*.
Butthead: What did you say?!
Beavis: I said "poop!".
Butthead: Beavis... you just sank my boner to the ground.

I was watching an awesome music video showing hot chicks in bikinis shaking their booties. And than this ugly, black, fat rapper appeared and it sank my boner to the ground!

by Urban_Fellow June 28, 2006

fat fuck

1) (n.) Very simply, having sex with a fat (overweight) woman.
2) (adj.) A person who is both fat and stupid.

1)
-I had sex with Annie yesterday.
-With Annie? Ewwww! She weighs like, a tonn!
-Yeah, I know, it was a total fat fuck.

2)
Fat Bob: Oops, I dropped my hat...
Mike: Move out of the way, you fat fuck!

by Urban_Fellow July 16, 2006

babies

What Britney Spears shouldn't have had.

*Some 10 years from now*
Friend: Hey, is that really your mommy?
Britney's son: Yeah...
Friend: Wow, your mommy is, like, the biggest slut in the world!
Britney's son: I know... *Bursts into tears*

That's why she shouldn't have had babies.

by Urban_Fellow July 23, 2006

Jerusalem

Was and will always be the Capital city of Israel. In spite of the ignorance of the nations of the world, who do not accept Jerusalem as Israel's capital, it's said so in Israel's constitution: "United and full Jerusalem is the capital of the state of Israel".
Therefore, Israel has no intentions of even thinking of giving up parts of the holiest city.

Don't believe in geographical books which mark Tel-Aviv as Israel's capital. They are wrong.

Jerusalem has no active ambasies anymore. This mean no country accepts Jerusalem as the capital of Israel anymore.
Oh, well. They can all **** themselves.

by Urban_Fellow September 8, 2006

revolver

A personal gun that was the earlier version of the pistol.
Basically, a usually small that has a wheel in its middle, which can be opened and bullets, up to six, can be inserted into.
It was used very commonly before the 20th century, before the pistol was invented.
If you want to see revolvers in action, watch western movies.

One of the big advantages of the revolver over the pistol, is that you can't play the popular game Russian Roulette with a pistol.

-Dude, check out my new revolver!
-Nice, but why didn't you buy a pistol intead? It is much more useful.
-Shut the f**k up! Revolvers rule!

by Urban_Fellow May 30, 2006

blueball

A terrible feeling, usually happening in striptease bars, beaches or other places like that. When you (a male) are really horny and arosed from watching a naked/half-naked woman, but are unable to do what you gotta do (ejaculate) by having sex or masturbating.
This is NOT A VERY NICE feeling, and is better avoided.

I always think about those poor guys who have to photograph porn/striptease movies. They probably are always experiencing blueball. Having to watch sex but being unable to participate in some way is a nightmare.

by Urban_Fellow July 21, 2006

Fritz

A Russian slang for a German person. Comes from the German name Fritz and those similar to it.

Russian 1: Look at that Fritz. Came all the way from Berlin.
Russian 2: What is that Fritz doing in our town?
German: My name isn't fritz, it is Hanz.
Russian 1&2: Bwahahahahaha...

by Urban_Fellow June 11, 2007