UrbanWebster's definitions

beefer

A noisy and sulfurous fart.

This sick pud just ripped a beefer in my face.

by UrbanWebster February 15, 2004

fuckstick

1) A penis.

2) A buffoon, moron, jerk-off, or idiot.

When inserting your fuckstick into your own anal cavity, take great precaution not to injure yourself.

The guy in the Dallas Cowboys shirt to my left is a total fuckstick.

by UrbanWebster February 15, 2004

say hello to my little friend

A famous line yelled by Al Pacino in the movie Scarface.

Pacino: Say hello to my little friend! (Fires gun)

by UrbanWebster February 15, 2004

chunk it

To vomit or "blow chunks".

If you're gonna chunk it, please have the common decency not to do it inside the car.

by UrbanWebster February 15, 2004

crock of shit

Something that is false, misleading, full of lies, etc.

The assertion that your car is exceptional is a crock of shit.

by UrbanWebster February 15, 2004

stop

1) To cease an activity.

2) A place of interest during travel.

Stop stabbing Michael in the eye with a crayon, young man, you're in third grade now.

Our next stop on the way to Cornhole, Iowa, will be the world's largest ball of twine!

by UrbanWebster February 15, 2004

snow penis

The sculpture of a giant penis made entirely from fresh snow. Typically done by college students for a good laugh.

Several guys from the dorm went out in the middle of a blustery January storm and built a huge snow penis.

by UrbanWebster February 14, 2004