Definitions by UrbanWebster

hockey players 

Those who play the sport of hockey.

Eric Lindros and Paul Kariya are hockey players.

hockey players by UrbanWebster February 15, 2004

chunk it

To vomit or "blow chunks".

If you're gonna chunk it, please have the common decency not to do it inside the car.

chunk it by UrbanWebster February 15, 2004

blanket party 

The act of trapping a person underneath a blanket and physically assaulting them. The blanket is used as: 1) a deterrent for the assaulted person to fight back; and 2) a way of keeping the assailants anonymous.

We're going to give that annoying bastard a blanket party tonight.

blanket party by UrbanWebster February 15, 2004

Peter North 

1) A legendary porn actor whose massive quantities of ejaculate matter set him apart from most other male adult film stars.

2) (Verb) To ejaculate an unusually large amount of semen.

Peter North has starred in many adult films during his career.

(Verb) I built up so much semen during intercourse that when I ejaculated, I Peter Northed my poor girlfriend.

Peter North by UrbanWebster February 15, 2004

beefer 

A noisy and sulfurous fart.

This sick pud just ripped a beefer in my face.

beefer by UrbanWebster February 15, 2004

death shit

A bout of diarrhea so intensely painful that it almost kills you.

I woke up at 3 AM and pooped so hard that I thought it would be my death shit.

death shit by UrbanWebster February 15, 2004

nail 

1) To strike an object with another object, i.e. to hit a baseball with a baseball bat.

2) To make a goal in a sporting event.

1) C'Mon man, nail that ball out of here!

2) I tried to nail a shot from halfcourt but it missed the goal altogether and struck my five-year-old brother between the eyes.

nail by UrbanWebster February 15, 2004