UrbanWebster's definitions

beefer

A noisy and sulfurous fart.

This sick pud just ripped a beefer in my face.

by UrbanWebster February 15, 2004

crock of shit

Something that is false, misleading, full of lies, etc.

The assertion that your car is exceptional is a crock of shit.

by UrbanWebster February 15, 2004

blanket party

The act of trapping a person underneath a blanket and physically assaulting them. The blanket is used as: 1) a deterrent for the assaulted person to fight back; and 2) a way of keeping the assailants anonymous.

We're going to give that annoying bastard a blanket party tonight.

by UrbanWebster February 15, 2004

rabbit punch

A punch to the back of the head that can cause injury or death. Common term in the sport of boxing (is an illegal move).

Mike Tyson was disqualified from the fight because he delivered a rabbit punch to Evander Holyfield's head.

by UrbanWebster February 15, 2004

fuckstick

1) A penis.

2) A buffoon, moron, jerk-off, or idiot.

When inserting your fuckstick into your own anal cavity, take great precaution not to injure yourself.

The guy in the Dallas Cowboys shirt to my left is a total fuckstick.

by UrbanWebster February 15, 2004

say hello to my little friend

A famous line yelled by Al Pacino in the movie Scarface.

Pacino: Say hello to my little friend! (Fires gun)

by UrbanWebster February 15, 2004

crotchrot

1) A condition in which the genitalia of a man or woman is foul or rotting away.

2) A sexually transmitted disease.

I fooled around without a condom and acquired a bad case of crotchrot.

by UrbanWebster February 14, 2004