18 definitions by UrbanWebster

The space between your testicles and anus (balls and anus= banus). See taint.
John kicked me between the legs, but he got me behind the balls, right in my banus.
by UrbanWebster February 15, 2004
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Those who play the sport of hockey.
Eric Lindros and Paul Kariya are hockey players.
by UrbanWebster February 15, 2004
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1) A legendary porn actor whose massive quantities of ejaculate matter set him apart from most other male adult film stars.

2) (Verb) To ejaculate an unusually large amount of semen.
Peter North has starred in many adult films during his career.

(Verb) I built up so much semen during intercourse that when I ejaculated, I Peter Northed my poor girlfriend.
by UrbanWebster February 15, 2004
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1) A condition in which the genitalia of a man or woman is foul or rotting away.

2) A sexually transmitted disease.
I fooled around without a condom and acquired a bad case of crotchrot.
by UrbanWebster February 15, 2004
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1) An extremely large vehicle once intended solely for heavy-duty amphibious use by military personnel, now common in civilian transportation.

2) An act of fellatio in which the woman hums while performing.
My foot was crushed to pieces when the Hummer backed over it.

I received a hummer last night and reached climax rather quickly.
by UrbanWebster February 15, 2004
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A bout of diarrhea so intensely painful that it almost kills you.
I woke up at 3 AM and pooped so hard that I thought it would be my death shit.
by UrbanWebster February 15, 2004
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