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ponysex

When a human female has sexual intercourse with a horse. Women who experience it say that a horse's dick is twice as large and lasts three times as long compared to that of a black man.
Catherine the Great did not die on the toilet seat. She was killed during the passionate act of ponysex. Must have been too good for her.
by urban legend July 2, 2003
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Jeremy Rodriguez

Jeremy is dating a girl that he’s scared to talk to and she likes a ginger but she currently in a relationship with Jeremy r and Jeremy r is jealous of this ginger head but there friends but still he feels betrayed but doesn’t want to let his friendship and his relationship get the best of him but if it does … he’ll leave both because of the pressure of feeling guilty of liking someone else and he still likes his ex but can’t face the fact that Jeremy Rodriguez can’t handle everything and just needs time think but he been through a lot like being blackmail but he’s happy to have his girlfriend Jeremy r doesn’t talk to his girlfriend because her friends are either forcing her or there ALWAYS WITH HER and he has a lot on his back with failing math
by Urban legend April 28, 2022
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Ángel

You are such an Ángel
by Urban legend June 20, 2018
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Louis

Lowest common multiple is a bum that can’t eat or brush because he waste water because him and his family can’t afford rent and are pieces of shit that blackmail and fuck who every they want . There are perverts
Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww Louis don’t touch me
by Urban legend April 28, 2022
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crestle

(v.) to cum in another man's foreskin and let it crust overnight.
I'm done with nestling, let's crestle tonight!
by Urban Legend June 10, 2008
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fruit basket

When a naked man bends over, and puts his nuts and penis behind him, similar to a banana and two nuts in a basket, ie the fruit basket.
She wanted me to bend over and show her my fruit basket.
by urban legend March 27, 2003
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ginger monkey

an inquisitive, red-headed creature known to roam the land in search of a stressful situation in which he/she can cry about.
Look at Gould... he's such a ginger monkey
by Urban Legend June 17, 2008
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