Jeremy is dating a girl that he’s scared to talk to and she likes a ginger but she currently in a relationship with Jeremy r and Jeremy r is jealous of this ginger head but there friends but still he feels betrayed but doesn’t want to let his friendship and his relationship get the best of him but if it does … he’ll leave both because of the pressure of feeling guilty of liking someone else and he still likes his ex but can’t face the fact that Jeremy Rodriguez can’t handle everything and just needs time think but he been through a lot like being blackmail but he’s happy to have his girlfriend Jeremy r doesn’t talk to his girlfriend because her friends are either forcing her or there ALWAYS WITH HER and he has a lot on his back with failing math
by Urban legend April 28, 2022
Get the Jeremy Rodriguezmug. When a human female has sexual intercourse with a horse. Women who experience it say that a horse's dick is twice as large and lasts three times as long compared to that of a black man.
Catherine the Great did not die on the toilet seat. She was killed during the passionate act of ponysex. Must have been too good for her.
by urban legend July 02, 2003
Get the ponysexmug. 
a fictional piece of equipment commonly used as an alibi. used in situations in which if the truth were known it could be detrimental to the person trying to cover it up.
Person 1: Whoa dude what the hell happened to your face? I heard you got in a fight at the club last night!
Person 2: Nah man, I just wrecked my ten speed yesterday.
Unknown person 3: NO WAY!!! I wrecked my bike and had the exact same injury! WEIRD!!
Person 2: Nah man, I just wrecked my ten speed yesterday.
Unknown person 3: NO WAY!!! I wrecked my bike and had the exact same injury! WEIRD!!
by Urban Legend June 17, 2008
Get the ten speedmug. To visit the zoo more frequently than the average human, and getting fucked up off the smell of animal poop.
by Urban legend August 03, 2017
Get the Zootedmug. Lowest common multiple is a bum that can’t eat or brush because he waste water because him and his family can’t afford rent and are pieces of shit that blackmail and fuck who every they want . There are perverts
by Urban legend April 28, 2022
Get the Louismug. by Urban Legend June 10, 2008
Get the crestlemug.