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When a human female has sexual intercourse with a horse. Women who experience it say that a horse's dick is twice as large and lasts three times as long compared to that of a black man.
Catherine the Great did not die on the toilet seat. She was killed during the passionate act of ponysex. Must have been too good for her.
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by Urban legend April 28, 2022
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Jeremy is dating a girl that he’s scared to talk to and she likes a ginger but she currently in a relationship with Jeremy r and Jeremy r is jealous of this ginger head but there friends but still he feels betrayed but doesn’t want to let his friendship and his relationship get the best of him but if it does … he’ll leave both because of the pressure of feeling guilty of liking someone else and he still likes his ex but can’t face the fact that Jeremy Rodriguez can’t handle everything and just needs time think but he been through a lot like being blackmail but he’s happy to have his girlfriend Jeremy r doesn’t talk to his girlfriend because her friends are either forcing her or there ALWAYS WITH HER and he has a lot on his back with failing math
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Get the Jeremy Rodriguez mug.a fictional piece of equipment commonly used as an alibi. used in situations in which if the truth were known it could be detrimental to the person trying to cover it up.
Person 1: Whoa dude what the hell happened to your face? I heard you got in a fight at the club last night!
Person 2: Nah man, I just wrecked my ten speed yesterday.
Unknown person 3: NO WAY!!! I wrecked my bike and had the exact same injury! WEIRD!!
Person 2: Nah man, I just wrecked my ten speed yesterday.
Unknown person 3: NO WAY!!! I wrecked my bike and had the exact same injury! WEIRD!!
by Urban Legend June 17, 2008
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A mega-corporation that makes all sorts of household products that has been suspected of being tied to Satanism.
These suspisions and stories about the company have been deemed to be an urban legend and many websites debunk it as an urban legend claiming that these were rumors that circulated in the 80's that the CEO went on some talk show(shows ranging from Merv Griffin and Phil Donahue to Sally Jesse Raphael are often cited) and admitted he was a Satanist.
Well I happened to have seen a show on Procter and Gamble and it was infact Phil Donahue!
Now I don't recall exactly who or what happened but I do remember Procter and Gamble being talked about on an episode of Phil Donahue so if they deny that then they're lying because I saw it!
Phil Donahue denies ever doing a show which featured any Procter and Gamble CEO,but I wonder if he would deny ever having the Procter and Gamble "topic" discussed on his show because I "know" I saw an episode that discussed it.I just can't really remember anything beyond that though.They talked about the Satanism thing but I don't know if any CEO was there or if he admitted to being a Satanist.But I know Donahue did a show like this.I saw it! If he denies it then he's lying. Too much time hanging around that commie Posner I suppose!
A mega-corporation that makes all sorts of household products that has been suspected of being tied to Satanism.
These suspisions and stories about the company have been deemed to be an urban legend and many websites debunk it as an urban legend claiming that these were rumors that circulated in the 80's that the CEO went on some talk show(shows ranging from Merv Griffin and Phil Donahue to Sally Jesse Raphael are often cited) and admitted he was a Satanist.
Well I happened to have seen a show on Procter and Gamble and it was infact Phil Donahue!
Now I don't recall exactly who or what happened but I do remember Procter and Gamble being talked about on an episode of Phil Donahue so if they deny that then they're lying because I saw it!
Phil Donahue denies ever doing a show which featured any Procter and Gamble CEO,but I wonder if he would deny ever having the Procter and Gamble "topic" discussed on his show because I "know" I saw an episode that discussed it.I just can't really remember anything beyond that though.They talked about the Satanism thing but I don't know if any CEO was there or if he admitted to being a Satanist.But I know Donahue did a show like this.I saw it! If he denies it then he's lying. Too much time hanging around that commie Posner I suppose!
by urban legend February 27, 2005
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