Metronet

A pretty new all-fiber optic Internet service provider that serves Midwest Indiana and some other areas.
Also offers TV and IP Phone services too, plus some other stuff

Metronet is way better than Comcast, my internet actually works!

by urBAN DICtionary December 20, 2014

Grandmaphilia

The sexual attraction to elderly women with wrinkled skin and grey pubic hair. Wanting to have sexual acts with an old grandma.

I want to fuck that 90 year old bitch, therefore I have grandmaphilia.

by Urban Dictionary January 09, 2010

The Great Gazoo

derived from a mistaken pronunciation of the last name "Gazo" which developed into the nickname of superb hockey player in Grand Valley, Ontario named Nik Gazo

"Another great performance by the Great Gazoo"

by Urban Dictionary October 17, 2008

DPed

-the act of double penetrating on a women(2 guys and 1 girl)

(sentence)
-Ricky and Dan pulled a dped on Michelle.
(dialogue)
-Derek says wats DPed?
-Ricky says i fucked her in the ass while dan did her twat.

by Urban Dictionary March 15, 2004

Fuck you gumby

The response to any frustration in life. Gumby can be blamed for anything, and everything. The ultimate response.

*Gets an F on finals*
Guy: FUCK YOU GUMBY

Wife: I'm leaving you.
Husband: Ahhh FUCK YOU GUMBY

*Gets owned in Call of Duty*
Player: FUCK YOU GUMBY

by Urban Dictionary December 21, 2010

BCE

From BC, standing for "Before Christ" but for politically correct reasons has been changed to BCE, meaning "Before the Common Era". Refers to the time before Jesus's birth. See also, CE

I wasn't born in 1988 BCE you idiot, I was born in 1988 CE.

by Urban Dictionary October 25, 2004

chuck a deuce

The act of greeting another person, basically saying hello in a more ghetto fabulous way. A deuce is chucked when you hold your middle and index fingers like a peace sign, sideways with knuckles showing to whomever you are greeting.

Great way to show respect, say hello, greet anothe from a distance.

Derrick T. would always chuck a deuce to his set as he drove out of the parking lot.

by Urban Dictionary November 27, 2006