Upstairsdragon's definitions

front door dance

When you really need to pee when opening the front door

I really needed to pee coming home now I'm doing the front door dance

by Upstairsdragon December 29, 2013

shucking fitballs

Its a nicer way of saying fucking shitballs

Danny just won £10,000,000 in the lottery last night

Shucking fitballs

by Upstairsdragon October 3, 2014

wank wipe

A name of a tissue you use to wipe away your sperm

After I finished masturbating I used a wank wipe to clean up me genital area

by Upstairsdragon December 19, 2013