Uncle Gary's Potato Farm's definitions

siPPy cup

With emphasis on the "PP", this is when you jam a straw in your cock hole moments before you are about to spray a hot load so that your partner gets to have a relaxing drink as opposed to having to comb cum out of his/her eyelashes or nostril hairs.

Barbara: My bf is such a gentleman. He offers me a siPPy cup at the end of sex.

Friend: My bf is a prick. He covers me as if I was under the huge overturned 200 gallon bucket at the water park!

by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm June 29, 2017

Sementary

The word used to describe the place where you want to bury your hot load.

Hank: damn dawgs, check out the ass on that fine bitch.

Tony: I would bury my 3 inch rod right in there

Moose: I would take my cock to that sementary and fill that up with 6 feet of my creamy cumcrete.

by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm July 18, 2022

Mission Accumplished

When your only goal is to shoot your hot load all over the face of the person you just had sex with (in the missionary position) and you succeed.

Steve pulled out of Jenny just in time to cover her face in his man slime. Mission accumplished!

by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm April 26, 2017

Helicum Balloon

An insanely large cum bubble produced from the combination of a crazy amount of jizz in the asshole and a fart. With a large enough fart, the balloon will take off and usually splatter hot sperm all over the nearest victim.

Jenny got pounded by so many dudes at the frat party last night she was producing the biggest helicum balloons you could possibly imagine!

by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm April 25, 2017

PP Longcocking

The name you give someone when their dick is long enough to submerge into the piss water shall they decide to sit down to urinate.

Big Easy: Bro, you ever wake up in the middle of the night and have to piss but would rather sit down than stand because you are so tired?

Mad Tony: Doesn't matter how tired I am, I need to stand otherwise my chode dangles in the piss water.

Big Easy: Ok there PP Longcocking, your shoe size is a 7.

by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm February 9, 2019

Limp Jizkit

This is the act of cumming all over oneself or another, while not being one bit hard at all. This usually takes place while drunk with whiskey dick and a hot chick is trying to put that man meat in her clam and you unknowingly just start oozing out globs of piping hot jizz.

Big Easy: So the other night I was attempting to shove my veiny cobra into this slut but was so fucking soft. During like the 37th attempt I just starting spraying my hot volcumic ash all over her fatty and bed sheets. That ever happen to you?

Tyrant: Haha dawg, you must have been wasted as shit bro. I've deff been to a Limp Jizkit concert or 2 in my life. Best part is it is not only a surprise for her, but I was shocked also.

Big Easy: Yea she was drunk too. Hopefully she washes those sheets or she is basically going to be sleeping under a bullet proof vest.

by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm October 22, 2020

Jit Pack

When a female, usually a filthy whore, gets double penetrated (in both holes), and each guy blows their respective loads inside. The female then stands up and simultaneously rips a hot fart and a queef resulting in 2 powerful streams off jit (cum) shooting ferociously downwards resembling someone wearing a jet pack during take off.

Slut: Hello, I need my carpets cleaned. The stains are massive and in 2 spots.

Carpet Cleaning Service: How did this happen mam?

Slut: Well I guess you can say I rode the jit pack.

Carpet Cleaning Service: This doesn't explain how it happened.

Slut: Fine. Timmy and Earl put there 6 inch veiny meat whistles into my ass and cunt and busted a gooey nut into each. I stood up and ripped ass and vag and shot 2 ropes of jit all over the rug.

Carpet Cleaning Service: Now that explains it. (pukes)

by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm May 26, 2017