Uncle Gary's Potato Farm's definitions

Sementary

The word used to describe the place where you want to bury your hot load.

Hank: damn dawgs, check out the ass on that fine bitch.

Tony: I would bury my 3 inch rod right in there

Moose: I would take my cock to that sementary and fill that up with 6 feet of my creamy cumcrete.

by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm July 18, 2022

siPPy cup

With emphasis on the "PP", this is when you jam a straw in your cock hole moments before you are about to spray a hot load so that your partner gets to have a relaxing drink as opposed to having to comb cum out of his/her eyelashes or nostril hairs.

Barbara: My bf is such a gentleman. He offers me a siPPy cup at the end of sex.

Friend: My bf is a prick. He covers me as if I was under the huge overturned 200 gallon bucket at the water park!

by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm June 29, 2017

Mission Accumplished

When your only goal is to shoot your hot load all over the face of the person you just had sex with (in the missionary position) and you succeed.

Steve pulled out of Jenny just in time to cover her face in his man slime. Mission accumplished!

by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm April 26, 2017

Helicum Balloon

An insanely large cum bubble produced from the combination of a crazy amount of jizz in the asshole and a fart. With a large enough fart, the balloon will take off and usually splatter hot sperm all over the nearest victim.

Jenny got pounded by so many dudes at the frat party last night she was producing the biggest helicum balloons you could possibly imagine!

by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm April 25, 2017

PP Longcocking

The name you give someone when their dick is long enough to submerge into the piss water shall they decide to sit down to urinate.

Big Easy: Bro, you ever wake up in the middle of the night and have to piss but would rather sit down than stand because you are so tired?

Mad Tony: Doesn't matter how tired I am, I need to stand otherwise my chode dangles in the piss water.

Big Easy: Ok there PP Longcocking, your shoe size is a 7.

by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm February 9, 2019

The Hulk Hogan

Refering to when Hulk Hogan would rip his shirt off before each match, this term has to do with foreskin. Basically, a male with foreskin is pounding away and the vag starts to dry up. Being close to climax, he bypasses the option to pull out and spit on his dick for more lubrication and proceeds to pound dry. The build up of friction gives him an unwanted circumcision resembling Hulk Hogan ripping off his shirt.

Tyrant: Juicy J isn’t coming into work today?

Big Easy: Juicy J is not cumming for a long time. My man accidentally did The Hulk Hogan with his gf last night.

Tyrant: I guess now he has zero skin.

by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm March 10, 2019

Dilophosorepuss

Referring to the dinosaur that spits a tar like substance at Newman (from Seinfeld) in Jurassic Park (the Dilophosaurus), this term occurs when a male is banging a chick, then pulls out moments before climax and breaks both of her elbows (preferably in Steven Segal fashion) and then finishes by pumping off all over her face. Her arms will then be limp and incapacitated, her hair will expand and freeze to either side of her head by way of the semen, and her shriek will mimic a dinosaur, making her appearance akin to the aforementioned Dilophosauraus.

Dude: I kind of feel bad for nutting on my girlfriends face last night.

Friend: Don't. I broke my bitches elbows and then nutted on her. Made her look like a Dilophosorepuss.

by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm June 22, 2017