Uncle Gary's Potato Farm's definitions

The Blue Falcum

The act of shoving a blueberry or 6 up your wiener hole, jacking off and firing a nice hot chunky blue load all over your hoe.

Big Easy: Yo bro, you see the new Avengers trailer with The Blue Falcon?

Tyrant: Nope, but I did shove 14 blueberries in my peepee hole before I banged this chick at the bar last night and pulled out and gave her The Blue Falcum.

by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm July 5, 2019

Colorado Cliffhanger

The process of when the semen from a freshly ejaculated penis never actually separates itself from the semen in the urethra, leaving the portion of semen that escaped dangling loosely in space and unable to be claimed as a "cum-shot." This is common with men who are dealing with dehydration or the common cold.

Man: Dude the weirdest thing happened to me last night.

Friend: Go on...

Man: I was drilling this chick and pulled out to spray her in the eyeball and my load never left my dick!

Friend: Ahhhh the ole Colorado Cliffhanger!

by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm April 28, 2017

Crapple Bobbing

After receiving a blumpkin, in one lightning fast motion, hop up and shove the persons head into the shit filled toilet resembling a game of apple bobbing.

Dude: My chick gave me a blumpkin last night.

Friend: Did you also jam her face into your shit and make her go crapple bobbing?

by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm May 26, 2017

Shart Board

This term resembles the victims face after a prank gone horribly wrong. Men have this sick urge to always fart on each other. Well, sometimes when you are sleeping, men will pants themselves and rip a hot beef right on the side of your face to increase the smell (and because it is funnier). Sometimes when said men pants themselves in preparation for the fart, a turd may slip out and hit the victim on the side of the dome piece, mimicking throwing a dart at a dart board.

Ryan: I dare you to bust a bare ass fart on Troy's head.

Kevin: No problem. Give me the bike pump. (Inserts bike pump into ass)

James: Bahahaha was that a turd that just hit Troy in the back of the neck?

Mike: Hahaha Troy is a shart board.

by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm January 17, 2019

Pubelic Accounting

Counting all of the pubes while you are taking a piss in a public urinal.

Ant: Dude, there had to be like 19 pubes ranging from 1-3 inches just chillin' in the urinal when I took my piss.

Mike: That's cute. I see you are studying up on your pubelic accounting.

by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm January 17, 2019

Asshairagus

The term used to describe the cluster of asshairs that have been fused together by a crusted shit ball (dingleberry), resulting from piss poor wiping.

Moose - why you guys keep insisting on posting snaps of pipes falling out of your asses?

Big Cheesey - haha you see The bundle of ass pubes T$ had on his last snap? Dude needs to hose them off.

T$ - don’t make fun of my asshairagus. Bitches would pay top dollar in the brown market for that

by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm July 21, 2022

Sementary

The word used to describe the place where you want to bury your hot load.

Hank: damn dawgs, check out the ass on that fine bitch.

Tony: I would bury my 3 inch rod right in there

Moose: I would take my cock to that sementary and fill that up with 6 feet of my creamy cumcrete.

by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm July 18, 2022