Uncle Gary's Potato Farm's definitions

Five finger death cuntch

The act of getting violently fisted by a person wearing several rings. These rings end up catching some pussy flaps and ripping the snatch to shreds.

Tyrant: god I hope she doesn’t die.

Big Easy: ummmm what?

Tyrant: I gave this whore a five finger death cuntch cd and now she is on life support at Jefferson hospital.

Big Easy: o bloody hell...

by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm December 20, 2019

Hollapeeño

The act of seeking revenge on your girl friend, wife, side piece, etc... by secretly placing a jalepeno slice on the tip of your dick like a halo over Jesus and thrusting it into the cunt hole of said bitch. You may choose to pound the vag but would be at great risk of draw back. If you plan to finish, use a condom.

Big Easy: so I caught my wife nailing the ups driver. I guess what brown can do for me is stop boning my wife.

Tyrant: does she know? If not you should give her a Hollapeeño. Use a condom though. I fucked that up last time. Couldn’t walk for 4 days.

Big Easy: the fuck is a condom? I’ll just give it one deep push in pull out and cover her face then piss on her clothes.

Tyrant: you r the most savage mofo in the galaxy.

by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm April 25, 2019

East Timor Flag

The coloration on the toilet paper after a woman on her period wipes after just gets done slurping up some hot semen into her cunt hole followed by a steamy shit and piss parade. After she runs said toilet paper from the tip of her clam meat all the way through the clit canal to the shit covered asshole and pulls it out to look at it, it would resemble the East Timor Flag; white yellow red and blackish/brown.

Big Easy: Breh, be glad your single. I just saw the sickest shit ever, literally.

Tyrant: let me guess, you stood in the kitchen table and crapped right into your dogs mouth and while Colt was chewing on the pipe, steam was oozing out the side of his mouth?

Big Easy: Huh? Nah man my wife is on the rag and I just pounded the ever living Shit out of her for a good 4 minutes. I go upstairs and sitting right in the unflushed potty is the East Timor Flag.

by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm January 8, 2021

Heard it threw the rapevine

When your friend, roommate, sibling, offspring, etc...are so drunk or high, they sound like they are getting raped while they masturbate in the other room.

Tyrant: yo, i just bought you a rape kit on amazon prime. I don’t know how you are feeling, but it’s the least I could do. I’m sorry.

Big Easy: the f you talking about?

Tyrant: I know you got raped last night. I heard it threw the rapevine.

by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm November 16, 2019

Queef Stroganoff

The act of basically inhaling a vaginal belch while munching on some carpet.

Stoney: does your hoe queef when your pounding her?

Big Easy: all the time man. The worst is when she does it when I eat her out.

Stoney: We’ve all had our fair share of queef stroganoff.

by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm January 27, 2019

Cumlesterol

Cumlesterol is the buildup of jizz in your dick hole. High cumlesterol results from excessive nutting whether it be from sex or pumping off, and a portion of sperm continues to remain in the urethra and not be sprayed out.

Dude: Question. After you beat off, is it hard for you to take a piss afterwards?

Friend: I spank my meat so much, it is hard for me to piss at any given time from my high cumlesterol levels.

by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm June 22, 2017

Pubelic Accounting

Counting all of the pubes while you are taking a piss in a public urinal.

Ant: Dude, there had to be like 19 pubes ranging from 1-3 inches just chillin' in the urinal when I took my piss.

Mike: That's cute. I see you are studying up on your pubelic accounting.

by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm January 17, 2019