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Heard it threw the rapevine

When your friend, roommate, sibling, offspring, etc...are so drunk or high, they sound like they are getting raped while they masturbate in the other room.
Tyrant: yo, i just bought you a rape kit on amazon prime. I don’t know how you are feeling, but it’s the least I could do. I’m sorry.

Big Easy: the f you talking about?

Tyrant: I know you got raped last night. I heard it threw the rapevine.
by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm November 16, 2019
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Queef Stroganoff

The act of basically inhaling a vaginal belch while munching on some carpet.
Stoney: does your hoe queef when your pounding her?

Big Easy: all the time man. The worst is when she does it when I eat her out.

Stoney: We’ve all had our fair share of queef stroganoff.
by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm January 27, 2019
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Cumlesterol

Cumlesterol is the buildup of jizz in your dick hole. High cumlesterol results from excessive nutting whether it be from sex or pumping off, and a portion of sperm continues to remain in the urethra and not be sprayed out.
Dude: Question. After you beat off, is it hard for you to take a piss afterwards?

Friend: I spank my meat so much, it is hard for me to piss at any given time from my high cumlesterol levels.
by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm June 22, 2017
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Cosbmosis

Relating to the term "osmosis" when molecules pass through one cell to another via the call membrane, cosbmosis is the act of passing fecal matter from one person to the other through their dickhole via anal sex.
Big Easy: Yea, so, I, uh, I wouldn't recommend having anal sex if you have not already tried yet.

Tyrantula: Yea why is that?

Big Easy: While I was plugging that hole up, the nachos supreme she had earlier came right out and into my dick filling it up like it was a syringe of diarrhea.

Tyrantula: Didn't you pay attention in bioLOGy? You just went through cosbmosis.
by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm March 29, 2019
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Jizzors

Referring to Scissors, which specific design is to cut objects, jizzors refers to somebody's sperm that is so potent, whether it be from eating to many citric foods, or from certain medicines, or from too much liquor intake, that when it hits the victim, it starts to cut through their flesh. These cumshots are very common in or around the pussy & asshole, the tits, the back, and the eyelids.
Tyrant: You ever notice how that one partner in our firm eats like 8 oranges a day? I wonder if he ever gets jizzors?

Big Easy: Have you seen his wife? She has welds all over her face. It's like he is melting a candle overtop of her.
by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm July 26, 2019
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Pubelic Accounting

Counting all of the pubes while you are taking a piss in a public urinal.
Ant: Dude, there had to be like 19 pubes ranging from 1-3 inches just chillin' in the urinal when I took my piss.

Mike: That's cute. I see you are studying up on your pubelic accounting.
by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm January 17, 2019
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Dying Easter Eggs

After having sex with your partner, finish inside him or her. Then pull out and dunk your balls into the cum filled vagina. This can be done in an asshole as well for more color variety.
Man: I love me some Easter! When I get home from church I am dying Easter eggs in my wife's pussy.
by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm April 14, 2017
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