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Referring to the dinosaur that spits a tar like substance at Newman (from Seinfeld) in Jurassic Park (the Dilophosaurus), this term occurs when a male is banging a chick, then pulls out moments before climax and breaks both of her elbows (preferably in Steven Segal fashion) and then finishes by pumping off all over her face. Her arms will then be limp and incapacitated, her hair will expand and freeze to either side of her head by way of the semen, and her shriek will mimic a dinosaur, making her appearance akin to the aforementioned Dilophosauraus.
Dude: I kind of feel bad for nutting on my girlfriends face last night.
Friend: Don't. I broke my bitches elbows and then nutted on her. Made her look like a Dilophosorepuss.
Friend: Don't. I broke my bitches elbows and then nutted on her. Made her look like a Dilophosorepuss.
by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm June 22, 2017
Get the Dilophosorepussmug. The act of a man with a Prince Albert penis piercing having sex with a female with her clit pierced and the 2 piercings get stuck together at some point. Unfortunately, before the 2 people even realize this has happened, they usually are engaged in such a hardcore pounding that one or both of the piercings rip out of either the clammy vag or veiny cock.
Man: Dude I just got my dick pierced. Got me a nice gold Prince Albert.
Friend: Jesus bro. Make sure you never bang a chick with her clit pierced. You don't want to find out how the Prince stole clitmas.
Friend: Jesus bro. Make sure you never bang a chick with her clit pierced. You don't want to find out how the Prince stole clitmas.
by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm June 27, 2017
Get the How the Prince Stole Clitmasmug. While having sexual intercourse with a female in the missionary position, finish inside her. Once you finish, proceed to urinate while you stick your finger down your throat and make yourself vomit as well. Make sure the vomit lands in the goal, "vagina" so that you score the hat trick.
Friend 1: Last night was the tits! I boned a chick and came inside her!
Friend 2: That's it?
Friend 1: What do you mean that's it?
Friend 2: I brought some bitch back from the bar and gave her and scored the Scandinavian Hat Trick bro!
Friend 2: That's it?
Friend 1: What do you mean that's it?
Friend 2: I brought some bitch back from the bar and gave her and scored the Scandinavian Hat Trick bro!
by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm May 16, 2017
Get the Scandinavian Hat Trickmug. When you haven’t seen your significant other in a long time so you wait for him/her with open arms and your cock flopping around in the wind waiting to release the build up of splooge all over their face or tits.
Tyrant: I hate the fact that my girlfriend lives on campuss cause I never bang and always have to wack my lil pecker.
Big Easy: when she cums home you should throw her a nice welcum reception and shower her with tiny little pearly white gifts!
Big Easy: when she cums home you should throw her a nice welcum reception and shower her with tiny little pearly white gifts!
by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm August 23, 2019
Get the Welcum Receptionmug. The coloration on the toilet paper after a woman on her period wipes after just gets done slurping up some hot semen into her cunt hole followed by a steamy shit and piss parade. After she runs said toilet paper from the tip of her clam meat all the way through the clit canal to the shit covered asshole and pulls it out to look at it, it would resemble the East Timor Flag; white yellow red and blackish/brown.
Big Easy: Breh, be glad your single. I just saw the sickest shit ever, literally.
Tyrant: let me guess, you stood in the kitchen table and crapped right into your dogs mouth and while Colt was chewing on the pipe, steam was oozing out the side of his mouth?
Big Easy: Huh? Nah man my wife is on the rag and I just pounded the ever living Shit out of her for a good 4 minutes. I go upstairs and sitting right in the unflushed potty is the East Timor Flag.
Tyrant: let me guess, you stood in the kitchen table and crapped right into your dogs mouth and while Colt was chewing on the pipe, steam was oozing out the side of his mouth?
Big Easy: Huh? Nah man my wife is on the rag and I just pounded the ever living Shit out of her for a good 4 minutes. I go upstairs and sitting right in the unflushed potty is the East Timor Flag.
by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm January 8, 2021
Get the East Timor Flagmug. Relating to the term "osmosis" when molecules pass through one cell to another via the call membrane, cosbmosis is the act of passing fecal matter from one person to the other through their dickhole via anal sex.
Big Easy: Yea, so, I, uh, I wouldn't recommend having anal sex if you have not already tried yet.
Tyrantula: Yea why is that?
Big Easy: While I was plugging that hole up, the nachos supreme she had earlier came right out and into my dick filling it up like it was a syringe of diarrhea.
Tyrantula: Didn't you pay attention in bioLOGy? You just went through cosbmosis.
Tyrantula: Yea why is that?
Big Easy: While I was plugging that hole up, the nachos supreme she had earlier came right out and into my dick filling it up like it was a syringe of diarrhea.
Tyrantula: Didn't you pay attention in bioLOGy? You just went through cosbmosis.
by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm March 29, 2019
Get the Cosbmosismug. Referring to Scissors, which specific design is to cut objects, jizzors refers to somebody's sperm that is so potent, whether it be from eating to many citric foods, or from certain medicines, or from too much liquor intake, that when it hits the victim, it starts to cut through their flesh. These cumshots are very common in or around the pussy & asshole, the tits, the back, and the eyelids.
Tyrant: You ever notice how that one partner in our firm eats like 8 oranges a day? I wonder if he ever gets jizzors?
Big Easy: Have you seen his wife? She has welds all over her face. It's like he is melting a candle overtop of her.
Big Easy: Have you seen his wife? She has welds all over her face. It's like he is melting a candle overtop of her.
by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm July 26, 2019
Get the Jizzorsmug.