Uncle Beasley's definitions

for a minute

A time span implying a very long time

Damn, Marquis...You ain't hit dat dipper for a minute...Pass dat shit over dis way!

by Uncle Beasley April 22, 2006

bell ringer

A phenomenon experienced after shooting cocaine...A feeling as if yer ears are ringing.

That coke blast gave me a hella bell ringer

by Uncle Beasley April 22, 2006

bean

Describes any narcotic pill with a potential for abuse.

Saw my doctor today, and I got some beans, if you're lookin'?

by Uncle Beasley April 22, 2006

bell-head

A wide, bell-like head of a penis

Bitch sucked on my bell-head 'til I skeeted on her grill

by Uncle Beasley April 22, 2006

hospital surf

Typically in an area with several hospitals in it, a person with no cigarettes or money, walks from hospital to hospital, scoping out the outside ashtrays fer smokable cigarette butts...After the last hospital is hit, you go back to the first...By this time, hopefully, there will be a whole new generation of fresh butts to smoke.

After Gennie locked me out, I was stuck fer a place to go, so to kill time, I hospital surfed, smokin' like a chimney the whole time.

by Uncle Beasley April 22, 2006

smoking that shit

Deliberately condescending metaphor denoting (usually, frequent and pervasive)crack cocaine usage/abuse

Where's all yer furniture, VaShawn? Ya'll isn't smoking that shit again, izzya?

by Uncle Beasley June 30, 2006

lollygoggle

To stroll, just to waste time

I lollygoggled around the festival alone, while my bitch was at the blackjack table losin' her ass

by Uncle Beasley April 22, 2006