Uncle Beasley's definitions

speeders

Narcotic stimulant pills such as Adderal, Provigil, Desoxyn, etc.

I got those speeders that you wanted to use fer yer madman shit tonight...

She say she got sum speeders to move...Sum Desoxyn's, even...

by Uncle Beasley April 22, 2006

Zeus

Brand name of a type of butane canister, used to refill butane lighters...It has around eight different-colored nozzle tips included in the cap fer use in virtually all butane lighters...Found a niche in the teen gas huffing scene...The brown tip was the fi-ya!

Don't bogart that Zeus, my friend...Pass it over to me...

by Uncle Beasley April 22, 2006

rinse

The tiny wad of cotton placed into a dope solution in a spoon, used to suck up the dope through.

Hey, can I have yer rinse after you blast?

by Uncle Beasley April 22, 2006

ol' trusty

Something that is dependable, which has stood the "test of time" and is as good now, as it was in "back in the day"

Going against this nickle defense, I'll use the ol' trusty Toss Left...

by Uncle Beasley April 22, 2006

hospital surf

Typically in an area with several hospitals in it, a person with no cigarettes or money, walks from hospital to hospital, scoping out the outside ashtrays fer smokable cigarette butts...After the last hospital is hit, you go back to the first...By this time, hopefully, there will be a whole new generation of fresh butts to smoke.

After Gennie locked me out, I was stuck fer a place to go, so to kill time, I hospital surfed, smokin' like a chimney the whole time.

by Uncle Beasley April 22, 2006

clucking like a chicken

To rant incoherantly while under the influence of a stimulant narcotic, such as amphetamines.

On Day Seven of the meth ride, Chester was clucking like a chicken.

by Uncle Beasley April 22, 2006

gas huffer

An individual who gets intoxicated by certain and often combustible fumes (i.e. gasoline, butane, ether, chloroform, amyl nitrate, butyl nitrate, trichloroethane) by way of oral/nasal ingestion

Kevin: Where's my fuckin' Scotch Guard, Emily?...I need to waterproof the patio furniture!

Emily: I think Junior took it all, honey...Gas Huffer bastard!

by Uncle Beasley April 22, 2006