Uncle Beasley's definitions

Jim Jones Party

A Jim Jones Party is when you crush up a bunch of Ativan, Xanax, Valium, or any other water soluble benzodiazapine tranquilizers and then dissolve them in a punchbowl filled with grape Kool-Aid...

Invite twenty people to the party...With ten of the people arriving early and the other ten arriving two hours later...

Have the first ten people drink the punch...

Pop in a video tape of the film "Guyana Tradgedy" starring Powers Booth as Jim Jones and hit "Play"...

By the end of the film, everybody at the party should be passed out (Havem pass out on the floor)...

Soon, the other ten party-goers will have showed up to the party to "make the discovery"...

When Chris' mom got home, she saw ten teenagers unconscious, laying on the floor, with the T.V. on static...She knew it immediatley...Another fuckin' Jim Jones Party

by Uncle Beasley April 22, 2006

fish

To lapse into a convulsion after huffing gas (Typically regarding nitrous oxide).

After that first whippit, I collapsed to the floor and started to fish, knocking all kinds of shit over.

by Uncle Beasley September 1, 2006

know what i'm screaming

A different way (I guess) of expressing: "know what i'm saying"

Looked about like tha Coke machine wuz blowin' er sumpin'...know what i'm screaming?

by Uncle Beasley June 30, 2006

Cluck Walk

When a crackhead is walking down the sidewalk in a loopy motion, looking on the ground fer dropped pieces of dope. Like a chicken looking fer seeds to pick at on the ground.

Shee-it, here comes Dominic down the sidewalk, fiendin', with the High Beams on, doin' the Cluck Walk.

by Uncle Beasley April 22, 2006

hoodles

A homemade drug abuse device, made from whatever's at hand at the moment, laying around the house. (i.e. soda cans, 2 liter bottles, tin foil, duct tape, safety pins, etc.)

Chris, didya bring yer hoodles device so we can smoke this glass????

by Uncle Beasley April 22, 2006

E(h)

1,1,1,Trichloroethane, a chemical solvent once found in many aerosols, and it once was found in Scotch Guard..."E(h)" comes from the "eah" sound in the word "Trichloroethane" (Trichloro***e**thane)...E(h) was a fan favorite among Pacifc Northwest gas huffers in the early nineties...

Huffing this E(h) shit puts me in a goddamn Dreamworld

by Uncle Beasley April 22, 2006

ringer

Descibes the "ringing" sound "heard" in the head after a suitable shot of cocaine is injected into the bloodstream with a needle...

The sound is more "felt" than heard...

Hittin' dat soft got me a ringer like a motherfucker...Answer ALL tha phones!

by Uncle Beasley April 22, 2006