Uncle Beasley's definitions

Blower

A person who makes things out of glass, by glass blowing

I know the blower who blew yer bitch.

by Uncle Beasley April 22, 2006

treat girlie

Short, attractive female who has at least one noticable eccentrically unique quality about her, which stands out. She is niether fine nor ugly.

Peep that treat girlie with the red hair and the chipped tooth!

by Uncle Beasley April 22, 2006

Ether

Term used to describe ether-based cocaine...Usually thought to be of superior quality

You lookin'? Got some fi-ya...It's ether

by Uncle Beasley October 5, 2006

Where the helmet ends

At the very tip of the penis...At the extreme end of someting...The end of the line...The end of the rope...Final resting place...At the tip of something...

Dis street sign sez "Dead End"...We at where the helmet ends.

by Uncle Beasley April 22, 2006

worm tunnel

To knowingly trespass somewhere random at night, in the dark, looking for anything stealible.

I worm tunnelled all around the cemetary with my flashlight, to find some flowers for my gurl.

by Uncle Beasley April 22, 2006

Hoodles Device

Formal and more reverent version of "Hoodles"

A homemade drug abuse device, made from whatever's at hand at the moment, laying around the house. (i.e. soda cans, 2 liter bottles, tin foil, duct tape, safety pins, etc.)

They had no bowl or papers around, so they assembled a Hoodles Device out of an empty 2-liter bottle, aluminum foil, and a bucket, to smoke that Shwag.

by Uncle Beasley June 30, 2006

E(h)

1,1,1,Trichloroethane, a chemical solvent once found in many aerosols, and it once was found in Scotch Guard..."E(h)" comes from the "eah" sound in the word "Trichloroethane" (Trichloro***e**thane)...E(h) was a fan favorite among Pacifc Northwest gas huffers in the early nineties...

Huffing this E(h) shit puts me in a goddamn Dreamworld

by Uncle Beasley April 22, 2006