Ugly Dave's definitions

btf

a woman who wipes her butt from back-to-front resulting in poopycooch and is therefore unsuitable for cunnilingus

Jason tried to go down on his girlfriend, but it was too stinky. I told him that she was probably a BTF and that he needed to find a FTB.

by Ugly Dave October 13, 2007

waffle crapper

A woman who is so hot, that if she crapped on your waffles you would still eat them

Kirstie Alley is not a waffle crapper, but Mariah Carey is.

by Ugly Dave September 5, 2007

wedding tackle

a reference to the male genitals as a lure for a mate, much like fishing lures are referred to as fishing tackle

My wedding tackle got tangled up in a bush.

by Ugly Dave September 7, 2007

poopycooch

the state of having fecal matter in one's vagina as a result of wiping from back to front. Also see btf

My ex-wife had poopycooch that I just couldn't get close to.

by Ugly Dave October 13, 2007

intellipoop

1. Any information that is gathered through research or from spy operations such as CIA or Police investigations.
2. Bullshit.

George Bush: "I believe our best intellipoop suggests that Iraq may have weapons of mass destruction"

by Ugly Dave July 12, 2009

Tweet

A squeeky fart, usually the result of involuntarily passing gas while clenching one's buttocks to prevent a noisy escape of flatulance.

As we leaned in for our first kiss, I felt the pressure building inside me. I tried hard to hold it in, but accidentally released an embarrasing tweet.

by Ugly Dave November 1, 2011

infopoop

Information, facts, or news about current events, political wranglings, cool new gadgets, or just about anything you can have a conversation about.

I went to Infopoop.com to get the latest infopoop on global warming.

by Ugly Dave July 12, 2009