703 definitions by USAF Cadet

jerk-mate

A jerk-mate is a masturbation buddy who often gets together with another guy to jack off together or jack each other off. May progress to sucking dick or fucking ass after their first cumgasm.

Other than Matt, Brad is one of my favorite jerk-mates.

by USAF Cadet June 18, 2021

scat

scat is the sexual act of eating another guy's shit - preferably warm and just coming out of his asshole.

Some guys get off by scat - eating warm shit right from another dude's shit-hole!

by USAF Cadet September 21, 2021

Plunk your magic twanger, Froggie !

Plunk your magic twanger, Froggie ! is a term used to tell a guy to jack off.

Why don't you you just Plunk your magic twanger, Froggie !

by USAF Cadet September 8, 2021

point & shoot

point & shoot is what my cadet roomie, Matt, tells me to do when he wants me to cum when he's jacking me off.

Matt said "point & shoot" when I was about to blow my load -- I did and I had an awesome rope-gasm!

by USAF Cadet November 21, 2020

naked scuba suck-gasm

A naked scuba suck-gasm is the orgasm a guy has when his diving buddy sucks his dick and gives him an under-water blowjob and cumgasm.

My cadet roomie, Matt, went scuba-diving, and I gave him an under-water naked scuba suck-gasm and swallowed it!

by USAF Cadet January 29, 2021

splooze

splooze is the orgasm a guy has when he's jacking off and has a cumgasm where his jizz just oozes out of his dick.

I was taking care of my morning wood, and when I had a cumgasm, my cum didn't spurt - it sploozed out!

by USAF Cadet November 16, 2020

cock-fight

A cock-fight is a sexual act - a contest between two or more guys where each guy with a raging boner "sword-fights" the others with their hard dicks -- the first to lose his erection has to suck the others off.

Now and then, a bunch of us horny cadets get together for a good cock-fight!

by USAF Cadet March 25, 2021