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A lude-gasm is the orgasm a guy has when he stays at his brother's apartment on Russian Hill in San Francisco, takes a Quaalude, goes to a gay dance bar on Polk St, meets a guy, goes home with him, goes to bed wih him, gets fucked in his boy-hole, sucks the guy's dick while jacking off until both guys have ludegasmic ludegasms.
One time when I was in the City, I visited my brother and did a lude - later in the night, I had a cumtastic lude-gasm while sucking this dude's cock!
by USAF Cadet January 24, 2021
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Score ! is what a guy shouts before giving another dude a fist-clinched, back-handed smack! to the sac-de-noix of his team-mate.
I grabbed my nuts when I heard someone shout "Score !", and everyone laughed!
by USAF Cadet January 31, 2021
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A pillow-fucker is a guy who likes to masturbate by fucking and having a cumgasm on his goosedown pillow, and then sleeping on it so he can smell his own cum.
I admit it -- I'm a pillow-fucker!
by USAF Cadet September 21, 2020
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tanks are a guy's nuts.
I jacked off three times in a row and my tanks are empty!
by USAF Cadet August 27, 2021
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"choke on it !" is what a guy tells his cocksucker to do when he wants his dick deep-throated.
Matt yells "choke on it !" when he wants me to deep-throat him!
by USAF Cadet July 6, 2021
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A back-sleeper is a guy who sleeps on his back in a gay bathhouse room so dudes who enter know he wants to be sucked off.
Matt is a back-sleeper and I'm a tummy sleeper!
by USAF Cadet September 2, 2021
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A head-over-the-bed throat-fuck is a sexual act where one guy who is laying on his back with his head hanging over the edge of a bed is face-fucked by another dude, thereby allowing the face-fucker to slide his long cock down the face-fuckee's throat and bypass his tongue.
My cadet roomie, Matt, is teaching me how to deep-throat his dick by giving me head-over-the bed throat-fucks! Last few times - I didn't even taste his cum!
by USAF Cadet May 5, 2021
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