UCSteve's definitions

drama sobs

Tears of a drama queen

"WHY CAN'T I GO OVER TO DYLAN'S HOUSE!!!??? DAD I HATE YOU!!!" (drama sobs)

DAD: "Don't even bother, Little Missy. I'm immune to your drama sobs"

by UCSteve May 12, 2017

skull god

Heavy Metal icon, symbol of death and mayhem.

That Skull God on the Slipknot album looks like every other skull god....,where do they get these artists, Meth Tattoos?

by UCSteve July 17, 2019

ghost ace

In golf, a hole-in-one with no witnesses except the player. By extension, any unusual, rare, wonderful, unlikely event, achievement, experience, etc...with only one eyewitness.

Man #1 - "I swear to God I'm telling you the absolute truth!"
Man#2 - "But you're the only witness, so it's a ghost ace, no real proof."

by UCSteve January 27, 2018

enjoy the fuck out of

To enjoy to the max

Cleveland fans enjoy the fuck out of their {zebra jailbreak} victory tonight.

by UCSteve June 9, 2017

Metamorphosis

A man wakes up only to discover that he is a giant cockroach...

The metamorphosis was nearly complete - everyone sane had departed the Trump inner circle...

by UCSteve January 18, 2019

regurge-o-stank

Stinky vomit, bad-smelling and repulsive puke, what you might be lying in, with an empty bottle of Yukon Jack or Southern Comfort still in your hand, after a one-man New Year's Eve party.

So I get back from my date with Belzebub with what's left of my dignity and what do I find? Carol, my roomie passed out under the toilet bowl in a pool of her own regurge-o-stank. Lord, give me strength.

by UCSteve January 20, 2017

yard gnome

Passive or lazy person smoking a pipe but otherwise doing nothing.

Chris said he won't help sweep the shop because "he makes too much dust". He'd rather just smoke his pipe and stand around. What a yard gnome.

by UCSteve November 4, 2009