UCSteve's definitions
Same as "Jesus", 'cept ghetto. The lips don't flap round
those consonants sometimes like they do fo' white fo'ks.
SssSs
those consonants sometimes like they do fo' white fo'ks.
SssSs
"Help me, BeJebus!"
by UCSteve July 17, 2009
Get the BeJebusmug. First of all, ignore those other ignorant definitions. A zahir is a person, object, or thing that, once one has looked upon it or
considered it for but a single moment, becomes an obsession which slowly takes over a person's life completely. It can be something simple such as a coin or a mummified monkey's paw, or something intangible such as an idea. It can also be a living person or an animal. So "zahir" = something which causes an irresistable obsession in a person.
considered it for but a single moment, becomes an obsession which slowly takes over a person's life completely. It can be something simple such as a coin or a mummified monkey's paw, or something intangible such as an idea. It can also be a living person or an animal. So "zahir" = something which causes an irresistable obsession in a person.
See, "The Zahir" by Phillip Jose Borges. The internet meme
smile.jpg is a kind of zahir.
For all his ideals had dwindled down to a single obsession, that only she could fulfill his one desire, for Karen had become his zahir.
smile.jpg is a kind of zahir.
For all his ideals had dwindled down to a single obsession, that only she could fulfill his one desire, for Karen had become his zahir.
by UCSteve December 25, 2012
Get the Zahirmug. That Skull God on the Slipknot album looks like every other skull god....,where do they get these artists, Meth Tattoos?
by UCSteve July 17, 2019
Get the skull godmug. Tears of a drama queen
"WHY CAN'T I GO OVER TO DYLAN'S HOUSE!!!??? DAD I HATE YOU!!!" (drama sobs)
DAD: "Don't even bother, Little Missy. I'm immune to your drama sobs"
DAD: "Don't even bother, Little Missy. I'm immune to your drama sobs"
by UCSteve May 12, 2017
Get the drama sobsmug. Stinky vomit, bad-smelling and repulsive puke, what you might be lying in, with an empty bottle of Yukon Jack or Southern Comfort still in your hand, after a one-man New Year's Eve party.
So I get back from my date with Belzebub with what's left of my dignity and what do I find? Carol, my roomie passed out under the toilet bowl in a pool of her own regurge-o-stank. Lord, give me strength.
by UCSteve January 20, 2017
Get the regurge-o-stankmug. Chris said he won't help sweep the shop because "he makes too much dust". He'd rather just smoke his pipe and stand around. What a yard gnome.
by UCSteve November 4, 2009
Get the yard gnomemug. In golf, a hole-in-one with no witnesses except the player. By extension, any unusual, rare, wonderful, unlikely event, achievement, experience, etc...with only one eyewitness.
Man #1 - "I swear to God I'm telling you the absolute truth!"
Man#2 - "But you're the only witness, so it's a ghost ace, no real proof."
Man#2 - "But you're the only witness, so it's a ghost ace, no real proof."
by UCSteve January 27, 2018
Get the ghost acemug.