Definitions by UCSteve

spokes-whore 

A six-figure voice talent like Sybil Johnson who will sell anything for a price with her sweet, next-door-neighbor voice...

"At Fred Meyers, you can get discount coupons on prices that are lower than low on food that's fresher than fresh. Fred Meyers - fresh for everyone!" - *corporate spokes-whore, Sybil Johnson
*Urban Dictionary of Understand or Not

spokes-whore by UCSteve January 16, 2022

CCCCC 

Clap Clap Clap Clap Clap

(Someone performs something, like singing a song, playing an instrument - and the shorthand response for applause is...)
CCCCC

CCCCC by UCSteve October 14, 2021

Bone Buried Deep 

"Bone Buried Deep" - refers to a hidden meaning or message, or perhaps a secret treasure or benefit that does not appear obvious in the beginning. It is attributed to G.I. Gurdjieff, an Armenian/Russian mystic.

"You wish to know the meaning of Life Itself? " said the old man of the canyon. "That bone buried deep.."

Bone Buried Deep by UCSteve May 15, 2021

skull god 

Heavy Metal icon, symbol of death and mayhem.

That Skull God on the Slipknot album looks like every other skull god....,where do they get these artists, Meth Tattoos?

skull god by UCSteve July 17, 2019

Metamorphosis 

A man wakes up only to discover that he is a giant cockroach...

The metamorphosis was nearly complete - everyone sane had departed the Trump inner circle...

Metamorphosis by UCSteve January 18, 2019

hmm...

What one says when the only appropriate response is almost nothing at all...

So what exactly are you going to say tomorrow? Hmm...

hmm... by UCSteve July 8, 2018

ghost ace 

In golf, a hole-in-one with no witnesses except the player. By extension, any unusual, rare, wonderful, unlikely event, achievement, experience, etc...with only one eyewitness.

Man #1 - "I swear to God I'm telling you the absolute truth!"
Man#2 - "But you're the only witness, so it's a ghost ace, no real proof."

ghost ace by UCSteve January 27, 2018