2 definitions by UAGDWOOF

To temporarily be cock blocked.
Jeff took 15 minutes to leave the room when I brought that girl back, I still banged her after he left, but he cock postponed me
by UAGDWOOF November 26, 2010
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The point in December when you decide whether or not you're keeping your facial hair from No Shave November.
Jeff hadn't shaved for all of November and had grown a nice beard, so he spent some time in Decision december and decided whether or not he'd keep is new facial companion
by UAGDWOOF November 20, 2010
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