Tyson's definitions

nap

The art of dozing in and out of consiousness. usually done before and after midkiffing

Guys I am gonna grab a nap before we go take the roast beef challenge

by tyson January 28, 2003

alaina beaton

she is a hot mami. she's mine and not yours. i love her.

Dear Alaina,

I love you my sugar bun. Will you marry me?

Love, Tyson

by tyson December 26, 2004

Hot Shit

Better than all the rest.

1. The netting definition is hot shit.

by tyson January 28, 2003

borge

1. One who's shirt does not cover the lower reaches of ones belly.
2. Prone to wearing shirts too small for ones girth. See also tyson}

1. Careful around that borge, it looks like his shirt could tyson at any moment.

by tyson January 28, 2003

stumpf

Fat girl who calls other people fat, talks about all of her friends, and accuses random people of deleting her livejournals and hacking into her Hotmail accounts. She's also very annoying and loud, and like to say "Yo mama." She thinks she's cute, but she's really not.

Friend: I thought you liked cheese.
Stumpf: Yo mama like cheese!
Friend: Shut up Stumpf. No one likes you.
Stumpf: *Gigglegiggle* You're so funny, friend!

by Tyson April 24, 2005

netting

1.One who forgoes food and necessity, to buy seless Items, often with little or no real value or use.
2. One who pays a premium price for items only to sell them later at a drastically reduced rate.

1.I wish I could afford these tacos, but I am such a netting I just blew my paycheck on this gieger counter.

2.I purchased these speakers at such a good price, that salesman was a total netting.

by Tyson January 27, 2003

hemlepp

1. Often forgetting to put clothes in the dryer after washing them.
2. Wearing sandals regardless of weather or cleanliness of feet.

1. Man I smell like mildew today, I hemlepped my clothes again.
2. Whoa, get a load of this hemlepp, isn't like 40 degrees out today?

by Tyson January 27, 2003