Tyson's definitions

Rumsfeld

Batshit Crazy Warmonger, or BCW. Often inciting wars and encouraging Imperalist behaviour in uneducated leaders.

1. Jesus, my new manager is a total rumsfeld, the CEO listens to everything he says, and the companies tanking.

by Tyson January 27, 2003

sleepie

sleepie is da shit nikkahs, better not start shit b4 he fuck ur ass up, he be reppen 626 wit his homeboiz n homegirlz homiez, fuck wit him u fuck wit all, he also luvz his bby girl for all eternity

sleepie is godly nikkahs =

by Tyson December 31, 2004

stumpf

Fat girl who calls other people fat, talks about all of her friends, and accuses random people of deleting her livejournals and hacking into her Hotmail accounts. She's also very annoying and loud, and like to say "Yo mama." She thinks she's cute, but she's really not.

Friend: I thought you liked cheese.
Stumpf: Yo mama like cheese!
Friend: Shut up Stumpf. No one likes you.
Stumpf: *Gigglegiggle* You're so funny, friend!

by Tyson April 24, 2005

borge

1. One who's shirt does not cover the lower reaches of ones belly.
2. Prone to wearing shirts too small for ones girth. See also tyson}

1. Careful around that borge, it looks like his shirt could tyson at any moment.

by tyson January 28, 2003

kewl mik

mike savage's alter ego name. the atrocious spelling is intentional

hey look! it's kewl Mik

by Tyson May 2, 2003

cut up

To engage in sexual activity. Sexual intercourse.

Say negro, have you and that broad Sadie cut up yet.

by Tyson April 1, 2003

sklever

illegal spic named danny

danny you stupid sklever go get dry humped by mike tyson

by Tyson December 5, 2004