Tyson's definitions

finger blast

The act of using one's finger or fingers to infiltrate one's anal opening or vaginal opening using extreme force and excessive repetitions.

Eddie finger blasted himself into a coma.

by Tyson November 16, 2003

netting

1.One who forgoes food and necessity, to buy seless Items, often with little or no real value or use.
2. One who pays a premium price for items only to sell them later at a drastically reduced rate.

1.I wish I could afford these tacos, but I am such a netting I just blew my paycheck on this gieger counter.

2.I purchased these speakers at such a good price, that salesman was a total netting.

by Tyson January 27, 2003

mp2

1. A shortlived music encoding standard that preceded mp3's
2. Acronym for m p 2

Sheesh this mp2 player is worthless!!

by tyson January 29, 2003

netting

1.One who forgoes food and necessity, to buy Expensive Items, often with little or no real value or use.

2. One who pays a premium price for items only to sell them later at a drastically reduced rate.

1.I wish I could afford these tacos, but I am such a netting I just blew my paycheck on this gieger counter.

2.I purchased these speakers at such a good price, that salesman was a total netting.

by Tyson January 27, 2003

Scopatious

adj:to be excesivly cool,like cheese.. only better

"Your mom is scopacious!"
"Scopacious!! I just hit that old lady, ten points for me!"

by tyson November 1, 2003

sklever

illegal spic named danny

danny you stupid sklever go get dry humped by mike tyson

by Tyson December 5, 2004

Hot Shit

Better than all the rest.

1. The netting definition is hot shit.

by tyson January 28, 2003