Tyler Durden's definitions

BUTTWOOD

A stiffy created for the sole purpose of ANAL sex... can not be satisfied by handers, Beejers, Tang, or any other means of action..

Tiffiny: Hey there KJ thats a great fuckin' boner you have there.

KJ: Thats no ordinary boner its a BUTTWOOD.. so shut the fuck up bend over and take this shit straight bitch.. no cheating!!

by Tyler Durden April 13, 2005

bitchnut

A word used by myself and a select few to describe a person who is lazy, or just there.

Man, Robert is such a bitchnut. He won't even go pick up beer with money that I gave him!

by Tyler Durden July 8, 2004

Chicken Wing

What Ryan calls his girlfriend Lowin on occasion.

o0o0o hello Chicken Wing!

by Tyler Durden September 25, 2004

meaning of life

The meaning of life is 43, not 42, damnit! That is the meaning of life, do not question it.

"Tyler."
"What?"
"What is the meaning of life?"
"43."
"Why 43?"
"Because it is, damnit! Do not question it."

by Tyler Durden March 11, 2005

Good

Absolute greatness. Used to describe the achievment of pure perfection. The state of being truly unbelievable

Look at that hat, i mean that thing is good!

by Tyler Durden March 20, 2005

PIT

Birth Place of all that is horst. It is the head vampire of all horstness.. if the PIT is destroyed, as well horstness.... especially Garret Olsen

Hey do you wana go get some food from the PIT???

by Tyler Durden March 20, 2005

Thirst

Being unbelievably motivated by an outside stimulus... so much in fact it consumes your entire life!!

Wearing the shoes you just bought at the mall... our of the store you bought it from!!

Calling your girlfreind for more hours than you've spent doing homework the entire semester

by Tyler Durden March 20, 2005