Tyler Durden's definitions

king hit

What you do to a Kiwi who is full of shit.

"Jombi was being a wanker so I king hit him."

by Tyler Durden January 19, 2004

Scullywagmonster

Vicious, dog eatting villian of the West Coast.

This Scullywagmonster just ate my Bruno.

by Tyler Durden September 16, 2003

PIT

Birth Place of all that is horst. It is the head vampire of all horstness.. if the PIT is destroyed, as well horstness.... especially Garret Olsen

Hey do you wana go get some food from the PIT???

by Tyler Durden March 20, 2005

antiwar protester

someone using their freedom of speech and freedom of assembaly to protest war, most recently the war on iraq

by Tyler Durden May 19, 2003

project mayhem

1)A secret operation carried out by the Fight Club, led by Tyler Durden, to topple the corporate american system. Project Mayhem is an ongoing struggle against the power hungry rich bastards who don't give a fuck about the white coller working class american people.

2) A unique and better way of looking at life

1) blow up credit card buildings, reset the debt to zero

2a) In Tyler we trusted....
2b) On a long enough timeline, the survival rate for everyone drops to zero

by Tyler Durden May 18, 2003

I'd Pee In Her Butt

A girl walks down the street and she is very Sexy/Attractive. Instead of saying i want to bone her, you say, "I'd Pee in her butt".

Bob: "Damn look at her she is hot:
Me: "Yeah I would pee in her but"

by Tyler Durden January 31, 2004

Dick in Ass

Feeling of oneness.. Achieving self acceptance... Being at peace with ones self

Can also be given as a B-day gift

The feeling you get after a good firm hand shake can be descirbed as DICK IN ASS.....

Hey there Kristen its your birthday?? Well guess what i got you... A firm DICK IN THE ASS

by Tyler Durden March 20, 2005