Tyler's definitions

row boat

girl sits between 2 guys and jerks them off at the same time

girl sits between 2 guys and jerks them off at the same time....rowin' the boat

by tyler April 25, 2005

J.J. Redick

An overrated basektball player from Duke who shot 4-14 in their loss to Michigan State in the 2005 NCAA tourney. Last year, in Duke's tourney loss to U Conn (where he choked on the last shot), he shot 4-12. The year before, in Duke's tournament loss to Kansas, he shot 2-16. So in easily the three biggest games of J.J. Redick's career, he's shot 10-42 from the field. 23.8%

Clearly, he's one of the best shooters in basketball history.

A: You know who sucks at basketball?
B: J.J. Redick, and not only does he suck, he likes to pick his nose.

by Tyler April 25, 2005

mung

what comes out of the vagina when you push on a pregnant woman's stomach

the fetus lay in a pile of mung as it twitched then slowly died

by tyler May 13, 2005

Brositting

When you take care of your friends who have had far too much to drink. This goes above and beyond the simple task of being the designated driver as it includes but is not limited to:
Making sure they don't get into fights
Making sure if they do get into a fight, damage received is minimal, while damage inflicted is maximal.
Taking lots of pictures while they're throwing up in random places

Brositting Mike was hard enough, but then when Chris had too much to drink it almost got out of control.

by Tyler February 23, 2008

24681097531

stupid dumb ugly an a waste of time

that kid is so 24681097531.

by Tyler May 23, 2022

coozy

verb, to cum or bleed in ones pants

Don't coozy in my pants

by Tyler July 12, 2004

STFU Noob

People Who Blame Their Little Brother For Tryin The Game And Has Been Killed 47 Times

I_lick_dick:Ha Ha I Killed Some One By Glitch
ass_fucker: Dude Shut Up U Suckass
I_lick_dick: Ah Ah I Let My Little Brother On Always My Bitch And He Screwed Up....................

by Tyler July 21, 2004