Tyler's definitions

row boat

girl sits between 2 guys and jerks them off at the same time

girl sits between 2 guys and jerks them off at the same time....rowin' the boat

by tyler April 25, 2005

J.J. Redick

An overrated basektball player from Duke who shot 4-14 in their loss to Michigan State in the 2005 NCAA tourney. Last year, in Duke's tourney loss to U Conn (where he choked on the last shot), he shot 4-12. The year before, in Duke's tournament loss to Kansas, he shot 2-16. So in easily the three biggest games of J.J. Redick's career, he's shot 10-42 from the field. 23.8%

Clearly, he's one of the best shooters in basketball history.

A: You know who sucks at basketball?
B: J.J. Redick, and not only does he suck, he likes to pick his nose.

by Tyler April 25, 2005

mung

what comes out of the vagina when you push on a pregnant woman's stomach

the fetus lay in a pile of mung as it twitched then slowly died

by tyler May 13, 2005

Brositting

When you take care of your friends who have had far too much to drink. This goes above and beyond the simple task of being the designated driver as it includes but is not limited to:
Making sure they don't get into fights
Making sure if they do get into a fight, damage received is minimal, while damage inflicted is maximal.
Taking lots of pictures while they're throwing up in random places

Brositting Mike was hard enough, but then when Chris had too much to drink it almost got out of control.

by Tyler February 23, 2008

crater.jpg

Horrible, disgusting facial movement

Rob, you are so Crater.jpg

by Tyler October 21, 2003

Dragonball Z

you gotta drag your balls untill u can't take the pain no more OUCH!

now i know why they are collecting the dragons balls

by TYLER October 29, 2003

Elmo

if big bird and elmo had babies the would be ugly and who would thing of think of that

well i guss i would :(

by TYLER October 29, 2003