Tyler's definitions

MTV

(M)usical (T)esticle (V)olleyball

If you watch Musical Testicle Volleyball, you are a homo. Enough said.

by Tyler July 20, 2003

twitterpated

When I feel a certain way about a girl

Me and a girl. Specifically one I am attracted to.

by Tyler March 10, 2004

evian

a water company that when written backwards spells "naive"

does this mean that if you drink evian you're naive?

by Tyler May 13, 2005

poodoop

The sound heard when one pinches out an ovalized poop turd, similar to throwing a bowling ball into a large body of water. Often associated with the "bidet effect" or "oversplash." Frequently accompanied by words of encouragement or envy from a nearby stall.

"I was at Target doin the business, when a poodoop echoed throughout the restroom from an adjacent stall."

by Tyler February 25, 2004

Floppage

floppage: noun 1: The measure of an object's current state of horizontal, vertical, or diagonal flopping. 2: The state of man in which the genital mass sits awkwardly within one's boxer shorts, and flops upon movement. 3: A state of any being in which a body part, esp. genitalia, flops subtly or excessively. 4: Any time in which one's extremities flop. 5: The scientific measure of the floppant motions of a particular object.

Dude!! Ive got major floppage!!!!

by Tyler November 18, 2004

dutchman

matt van eerd, a giant 16 year old who comes to houses in the middle of the night and takes all the pepper from the kitchen. he then rubs it all over his body for sexual pleasure

matt came last night and took our pepper

by tyler February 16, 2005

redick

An overrated basektball player from Duke who shot 4-14 in their loss to Michigan State in the 2005 NCAA tourney. Last year, in Duke's tourney loss to U Conn (where he choked on the last shot), he shot 4-12. The year before, in Duke's tournament loss to Kansas, he shot 2-16. So in easily the three biggest games of J.J. Redick's career, he's shot 10-42 from the field. 23.8%

Clearly, he's the best shooter in the country.

Q: Hey you know who sucks at basketball?
A: JJ Redick

by Tyler April 24, 2005