Tyler's definitions

redick

An overrated basektball player from Duke who shot 4-14 in their loss to Michigan State in the 2005 NCAA tourney. Last year, in Duke's tourney loss to U Conn (where he choked on the last shot), he shot 4-12. The year before, in Duke's tournament loss to Kansas, he shot 2-16. So in easily the three biggest games of J.J. Redick's career, he's shot 10-42 from the field. 23.8%

Clearly, he's the best shooter in the country.

Q: Hey you know who sucks at basketball?
A: JJ Redick

by Tyler April 24, 2005

Sowhority (sister)

the real term that was replced by whores with sorority so as to pretend they are not whores, it is a group of girls wearing greek letters on their shirts that have the same hobbie "sucking numerous cocks"

she is in the delta delta delta sowhority, the biggest one on campus!

by tyler March 9, 2005

snuff crut

The longest pubic hair protruding from one's anus.

After brushing her teeth the lady flossed with her snuff crut.

by Tyler December 14, 2003

Giggle Smoke

another word for marijuana.

Hey Colin! Got any giggle smoke?

by Tyler May 25, 2004

two shakes

Shortened version of two shakes of a lamb's tail.

I'll be there in two shakes.

by Tyler July 27, 2004

stoner metal

Sub-style of metal. Sometimes also known as "doom metal" due to its often agonizingly slow pace, crushing heaviness, and gloomy lyrics. It's generally accepted to have been invented by Black Sabbath. Some stoner metal bands are retro-oriented, some aren't. Common elements include marijuana references (obviously), sci-fi/fantasy themes, extended instrumental jams, and tempos anywhere from plodding dirges to medium-paced rock (but rarely faster). Heavy-ass guitar riffage is essential.

Notable bands include Kyuss, Sleep, Fu Manchu, Monster Magnet, Electric Wizard, Orange Goblin, etc.

Stoner metal is cool, but I don't like the retro aesthetic a lot of bands use.

by Tyler July 27, 2004

Camel Toe

where a womans pants are so tight, you can read her lips

Is your crotch hungry girl? 'cause it's eating your pants.

by Tyler November 24, 2004