Tyler's definitions

Trizlo

When a girl pretends to like you and messes with you for her own personal benefit.

I had no idea that chel was such a trizlo.

by Tyler November 20, 2003

chorp

It is hard to define chorp... one can only understand it through use and experience. It is most commonly used as a noun but can also take the form of a verb or an adjective.

"It's chorp!"
"C'est... Chorp!"
"CHORP!"
"What a chorp."
"Chorpchorpchorpchorpchorpchorpchorp."

by tyler January 20, 2004

mortalis

A homosexual residing in mississauga, on. thoroughly enjoys oral sex, both giving and recieving from the same sex.

that guy is a flaming mortalis.

by tyler August 13, 2003

jumper

A Paratrooper

"Then when the green light turned on, the command was given, "Go!" One by one, each jumper leaped from the plane, trying to stay as close to the guy in front of him as possible. Our plane was traveling at 120 mph and every second lost between jumpers meant about 176 feet of separation between landing sites and comrades."

by Tyler December 15, 2003

sandstrom

People who make millions and have sex with hot blondes

by Tyler June 30, 2003

J.J. Redick

An overrated basektball player from Duke who shot 4-14 in their loss to Michigan State in the 2005 NCAA tourney. Last year, in Duke's tourney loss to U Conn (where he choked on the last shot), he shot 4-12. The year before, in Duke's tournament loss to Kansas, he shot 2-16. So in easily the three biggest games of J.J. Redick's career, he's shot 10-42 from the field. 23.8%

Clearly, he's one of the best shooters in basketball history.

A: You know who sucks at basketball?
B: J.J. Redick, and not only does he suck, he likes to pick his nose.

by Tyler April 25, 2005

Durden

One mean fucker, approach with caution. Stay out of arms length or striking distance of nearby objects.
durden

Fighter, malicious, good to friends bad to enemies.

by Tyler November 28, 2004