Tyler's definitions

skid row

Skid row is the greatest band to release a debut CD in 1989. Also, they suck now without their classic lead singer.

Skid row kicked ass, but now they suck

by Tyler April 4, 2005

Neal Armstrong

When you finish fucking a girl (positions are up to you), flip her over, stick an American Flag in her ass and sing the National Anthem.

Also known as "The Patriot," or the "Iwa Jima."

I'm feeling rather patriotic tonight sweetheart, why don't I give you Neal Armstrong?

by Tyler March 18, 2005

madd good

realli fine;good;realli good

Damn Gurl You Lookin Madd Good today!

by Tyler June 3, 2004

evian

a water company that when written backwards spells "naive"

does this mean that if you drink evian you're naive?

by Tyler May 13, 2005

poodoop

The sound heard when one pinches out an ovalized poop turd, similar to throwing a bowling ball into a large body of water. Often associated with the "bidet effect" or "oversplash." Frequently accompanied by words of encouragement or envy from a nearby stall.

"I was at Target doin the business, when a poodoop echoed throughout the restroom from an adjacent stall."

by Tyler February 25, 2004

Durden

One mean fucker, approach with caution. Stay out of arms length or striking distance of nearby objects.
durden

Fighter, malicious, good to friends bad to enemies.

by Tyler November 28, 2004

urban golf

A game played in an unconventional environment (streets, alleys, sidewalks, etc.) using only a golf club and a ball, such as a tennis ball.
Competitors set up a course in a city-like environment and use targets like billboards and dumpsters as holes. Modeled after the sport of golf--only much cooler.

The five men packed into a van and proceeded with a game of URBAN GOLF, as they do every Saturday night.

by Tyler December 22, 2003