Tyler's definitions

monarch

The coolest damn band ever. And the coolest people ever. Tom and Tyler love them taxes.

Wow, monarch is such a kick-ass band.
Lets go do our taxes.
I just bought a huge bag of taxes.
Wanna do taxes in a joint or a bong?

by tyler January 31, 2005

unch

The area of skin on a male between the anus and the scrotum.

That girl licked Lance's unch.

by Tyler October 1, 2003

The Pancakes of Doom

Incarnation of pure evil, in the form of pancakes. These evil cakes are secretly planing world domination as we speak, be prepared to fight!!! Also known as The Dreaded Butter Flakes

Run The Pancakes of Doom are coming!!!

by Tyler November 19, 2004

mallie babie

very very hhhhhooooottttttt..luv her tonz

mallie babie's hot..im luvin her tonz

by tyler June 8, 2003

COOOLONG

Its a Asian Tea

COOOLONG in tha Boolong its a teaaaa go

IM A WARRIA!

by Tyler June 15, 2004

stoner metal

Sub-style of metal. Sometimes also known as "doom metal" due to its often agonizingly slow pace, crushing heaviness, and gloomy lyrics. It's generally accepted to have been invented by Black Sabbath. Some stoner metal bands are retro-oriented, some aren't. Common elements include marijuana references (obviously), sci-fi/fantasy themes, extended instrumental jams, and tempos anywhere from plodding dirges to medium-paced rock (but rarely faster). Heavy-ass guitar riffage is essential.

Notable bands include Kyuss, Sleep, Fu Manchu, Monster Magnet, Electric Wizard, Orange Goblin, etc.

Stoner metal is cool, but I don't like the retro aesthetic a lot of bands use.

by Tyler July 27, 2004

Camel Toe

where a womans pants are so tight, you can read her lips

Is your crotch hungry girl? 'cause it's eating your pants.

by Tyler November 24, 2004