Ty's definitions

land of the jews

where jon stewart hangs out

''im horny''

by ty December 13, 2003

tizzy

To tan one's skin. Either buy way of sun or artificial light.

I laid out in the sun to long and got too much tizzy.

I look pale and need to go tizzy.

by Ty April 12, 2004

krimany!

That which is a shame.

"Bob, I got genital warts"
"oh KRIMANY!"

by Ty March 13, 2003

foobies

Feeling ill, uncomfortable, sick, woozie.

Man, filthy bathrooms gives me the foobies.

Stank croch gives me the foobies.

by Ty December 19, 2004

Joka n Phreese

Quite possiblt the most moronic beings in existance.

Joka n Phreese like anal sex, especially those including large black men.

by Ty December 6, 2004

MFDC

Mt. Firebrand Deatheart Conglomerate

one of such conglomerates that partakes in or delegates the naming of important sea-faring vessels and is generally autocratic, though in the guise of a democracy.

by ty February 27, 2004

jelly bracelets

I didnt even know the meaning of them or that they meant anything to do with sex. my girlfriend gave me a black one and a orange one and told me to wear them i didnt think much of it and put it on. then after reading this i know how she meant it as in the sex way. i find it kinda funny people think by tearing it off your going to get what it "means" she tore my black one off and...

my girl *snap* haha theres your black one you owe me something
me: " what's it mean"
my girl: " sex"
me: haha
~ i will add i didn't have sex with her people need to chill out and take a joke its not like teens aren't hearing about sex or anything any other way look whats on tv now.. i mean come on lets kids be kids

by ty August 30, 2004