Two Hep Cats's definitions
One of those smelly little "silent-but-deadly" ads that pops up in one corner of the TV screen 30 seconds into the program, after you've already endured 5 minutes of regular ads.
by Two Hep Cats October 10, 2009
Get the Phart mug.by Two Hep Cats October 30, 2010
Get the asstorrhoid mug.DONald Trump-Care. (pron. "Don-T-Care") The Republican "replacement" for Obamacare. Hey--it's the plan that doesn't give a shit about you, your health, or your bank account (except for emptying it and handing it over to rich folks).
by Two Hep Cats March 25, 2017
Get the DonTcare mug.Man, I really put the aspirin between my knees yesterday. I told Jen that her new dress made her look fat.
by Two Hep Cats April 19, 2012
Get the Aspirin between my knees mug.The theory that the 99% exist only to serve the needs of the wealthiest 1%, as if the majority of people are simply cows to be milked.
by Two Hep Cats January 7, 2012
Get the Milch Cow Theory mug.by Two Hep Cats July 17, 2011
Get the Phoneto mug.Overposting on Facebook. An ego disorder leading people to believe their friends want to hear from them more than once or twice a week.
Dude, I'm totally progressive. But, when you Outrage-Post 19 political articles and videos in 3 hours--that's Overbooking!
by Two Hep Cats April 13, 2011
Get the Overbooking mug.