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uncaged lion

This is Norman "Nick" when he loses his cool and decides to whoop some MF ass. He will obliterate anything that comes in his path when we uncage that nigga. The lion will usually be caged 999,999 times out of 1,000,000 but when the lion does come out of it's cage....you need to GTFO.

That MF Aaron put sticky notes all over Norman "Nick"'s car and that resulted in him being an uncaged lion, he completely fucked that nigga Aaron up, I do not want none of that....keep that lion caged up.

by TurnM3Up December 5, 2019

avetard house

The house where all the avetards reside aka The Ave. This is the home of all things avetard related such as the avetard coffee table, avetard sink, avetard bathroom, etc. The number one thing that you'll find here is weed, weed and more weed as all the avetards are complete weed fiends and can't go a day without it. On certain nights, you will also find the entire city of Norman posted here and make you feel like you're at the circus with all the clowns that you'll see around you. I do not recommend spending a lot of time at the house or you might catch "The Tard."

I walked into the avetard house for the first time when I went to go visit the avetards and the first thing I saw besides the dab rig was an infinite amount of trash all over the place and all of the dudes were still asleep and the avetard door was just unlocked.

by TurnM3Up July 3, 2020

avetard morning

The morning for an avetard begins whenever they wake up, regardless of the time. Usually this time is around 2-3pm because an avetard is a lazy sloth. Besides just being lazy as shit, the reason they wake up this late is because they were most likely out like a light from the previous night because they went too crazy on the dab rig. Whenever an avetard does end up opening his eyes, he lays in bed for another 30-45 mins just sitting there and going through his phone before they are physically able to move their body and get out of bed. There is also a very high probability that an avetard could fall asleep again in this time period because they're just absolute retards.

Ray Naker: Yo Henry, you go to class today ese?
Henry: Nah bruh, I had a very late avetard morning today because I woke up at like 2 pm today.

by TurnM3Up August 13, 2020

caltard

Basically the same thing as avetard and cottard but these people reside at the Callaway Apartments in Norman. These people are dumber than a rock and just as useless as avetards. Most of them also go to the University of Oklahoma which also makes them an OU tard.

Aye bruh, the caltard wants to hang out tonight, should I just say no?

by TurnM3Up November 12, 2019

tard fam IQ

Tard fam's stupidity is reflected by their very low IQs. On a good day, tard fam's collective IQ may be between 5 and 7 but most of the time their collective IQ ranges from -5 to -2. Throughout the day, their actions may indicate that their IQ is actually falling which would not be a surprise to anyone. All of the members of tard fam are also now avid users of weed which could explain a lot about why some of the members struggle to function normally from day to day. Tard fam is just a shit stain on the population of Earth and the general average IQ of the population falls by 10 points due to the members of the fam weighing it down.

York and Mike Carlson most likely have IQs of -10 but due to Norman "Nick" having an IQ of 7, the collective tard fam IQ is mostly likely around -2.

by TurnM3Up December 15, 2020

OU

Stands for The University of Oklahoma aka TardU. This college sucks cock and so do all the girls that go here. Nobody that goes here has an academic ability or overall ability in life. The only thing the students are good at is smoking weed and sleeping. Don't let your girl go here or she gonna be known as the University's girl because everyone is gonna have open access to her. Overall, it's a shitty ass university and everyone here has no future.

Norman "Nick" goes to OU, that means he'll be dropping out in a few years as a pothead and just end up being a crackhead.

by TurnM3Up November 24, 2020

fake glasses

An accessory that Norman "Nick" likes to wear when he goes out to the bars and clubs. He thinks they make them look hot and super cool but in reality, he looks like even more of a fag with those on than before. Those glasses aren't gonna help him pull any more bitches than he already does (Which is a big fat ZERO) and he will only get roasted for those.

Avetards: Let's go, get ready, we're going to campus corner.
Norman "Nick": Hold up, let me go put on my fake glasses.
Avetards: Never mind, we're not going out if you putting those on.

by TurnM3Up December 10, 2019