TurnM3Up's definitions

Deja Vu

Lit strip club in Norman. This is the hotspot for an avetard when he gets horny after coming back from the bars at 3 am. Everyone gets turnt up whenever Deja Vu is mentioned but the biggest avetard: "Nick" will be a bitch and not wanna go and kill the vibe. Whenever this happens, froomie will just steal his car keys and everyone will just go in his car anyways.

Aye, we're going to the Deja Vu in "Nick's" car because froomie just stole his keys. We bouta get turnt and lick these strippers' pussies.

by TurnM3Up November 25, 2019

The 95%

The idea that 95% of all the women in the world are worth fucking. This 95% includes all sorts of girls from super bad to kinda ugly but not really (if that makes sense, it makes sense in my mind). Something that many people don't understand is that just because a certain girl isn't their first option to fuck, that doesn't exclude her from the 95. If we consider all the women in the world, then 95% of their population is nearly everyone and I’m just trying to get this nut in real quick. At the end of the day, the only thing that really matters is getting pussy.

Henry: Aye Ray, you see that girl over there, you laying the pipe?
Ray Naker: Shiiiii she ain't bad but she ain't ugly either, she a part of the 95%, so yea...I'm fucking

by TurnM3Up July 25, 2020

out like a light

1. how an avetard will end up after smoking weed or drinking alcohol 2. being extremely high or wasted and falling unconscious or falling asleep

Yea, I hit the dab rig and I was out like a light.

by TurnM3Up December 7, 2019

Norman

A city in Oklahoma and home to the University of Oklahoma. It is full of OU tards and is one of the shittiest college towns in the country. The residents of this town are all OU students, so they are only concerned with the bars of the city. The air in this town is just different and you can literally smell OU tard.

The University of Okla(HOE)ma is in Norman which means the city is full of OU girls who happen to be straight fucking hoes.

by TurnM3Up December 10, 2019

avetard morning

The morning for an avetard begins whenever they wake up, regardless of the time. Usually this time is around 2-3pm because an avetard is a lazy sloth. Besides just being lazy as shit, the reason they wake up this late is because they were most likely out like a light from the previous night because they went too crazy on the dab rig. Whenever an avetard does end up opening his eyes, he lays in bed for another 30-45 mins just sitting there and going through his phone before they are physically able to move their body and get out of bed. There is also a very high probability that an avetard could fall asleep again in this time period because they're just absolute retards.

Ray Naker: Yo Henry, you go to class today ese?
Henry: Nah bruh, I had a very late avetard morning today because I woke up at like 2 pm today.

by TurnM3Up August 13, 2020

avetard house

The house where all the avetards reside aka The Ave. This is the home of all things avetard related such as the avetard coffee table, avetard sink, avetard bathroom, etc. The number one thing that you'll find here is weed, weed and more weed as all the avetards are complete weed fiends and can't go a day without it. On certain nights, you will also find the entire city of Norman posted here and make you feel like you're at the circus with all the clowns that you'll see around you. I do not recommend spending a lot of time at the house or you might catch "The Tard."

I walked into the avetard house for the first time when I went to go visit the avetards and the first thing I saw besides the dab rig was an infinite amount of trash all over the place and all of the dudes were still asleep and the avetard door was just unlocked.

by TurnM3Up July 3, 2020

tard-charge

When you put a tard in charge of a task. This tard will be a completely stupid and useless ass nigga who can't do shit. Examples include: avetard, cottard, ou tard, caltard, and bart tard but there are many more eligible tards too.

I put york in charge of doing the GTA mission to start the heist, but i should have known better than to leave that task for a tard-charge.

by TurnM3Up November 26, 2019