TurnM3Up's definitions

out like a light

1. how an avetard will end up after smoking weed or drinking alcohol 2. being extremely high or wasted and falling unconscious or falling asleep

Yea, I hit the dab rig and I was out like a light.

by TurnM3Up December 7, 2019

The 95%

The idea that 95% of all the women in the world are worth fucking. This 95% includes all sorts of girls from super bad to kinda ugly but not really (if that makes sense, it makes sense in my mind). Something that many people don't understand is that just because a certain girl isn't their first option to fuck, that doesn't exclude her from the 95. If we consider all the women in the world, then 95% of their population is nearly everyone and I’m just trying to get this nut in real quick. At the end of the day, the only thing that really matters is getting pussy.

Henry: Aye Ray, you see that girl over there, you laying the pipe?
Ray Naker: Shiiiii she ain't bad but she ain't ugly either, she a part of the 95%, so yea...I'm fucking

by TurnM3Up July 25, 2020

Deja Vu

Lit strip club in Norman. This is the hotspot for an avetard when he gets horny after coming back from the bars at 3 am. Everyone gets turnt up whenever Deja Vu is mentioned but the biggest avetard: "Nick" will be a bitch and not wanna go and kill the vibe. Whenever this happens, froomie will just steal his car keys and everyone will just go in his car anyways.

Aye, we're going to the Deja Vu in "Nick's" car because froomie just stole his keys. We bouta get turnt and lick these strippers' pussies.

by TurnM3Up November 25, 2019

cici's

The preferred place that an avetard likes to pull up to when he gets the munchies. Usually an avetard will take mad rips off the dab rig before coming here and then eat all of cici's damn food. Froomie happens to be a regular here so the mexican lady at the front counter flips when she sees him because she knows that him and gang are gonna demolish the place.

Dude I got the munchies, lets go to cici's.

by TurnM3Up November 12, 2019

fight night

The night when Norman "Nick" decided he was done with all of Aaron's bullshit and decided to put his ass on hush mode. He shut his ass up by giving him that quick 2 piece and I ain't talking about the 2 piece that you order at Popeyes. Norman "Nick" had Aaron stumbling and falling back and you already know Henry got that shit on video, I wish I could post that video on here because that shit was wayyyy toooo fireeeeee. The lion broke out of its cage that night, and let me tell you, you want no smoke with the uncaged lion.

Aaron thought it would be hilarious to put sticky notes all over Norman "Nick"'s car but Norman "Nick" didn't find it funny and Aaron definitely didn't find it funny anymore when he caught that right hook to his head. Fight night was HYPE!

by TurnM3Up November 9, 2020

tard brain

A brain that belongs to a tard. A tard brain rarely functions and on the occasion that it does function, it's gonna make a blunder. All members of tard fam have this type of brain and the tard brain was most likely first discovered in their family too. Norman "Nick" is the oldest one out of the bunch so you can bet that he was the first one with it but then it spread to York and Mike Carlson among others. For some unknown reason, it seems like York got the runt of the litter here because his brain is wayyy worse than the other two.

*York at Noah's house for dinner and Noah's mom made enchiladas*
Noah's mom: Hey York, how are the enchiladas, are they just like your mom makes them?
York: Yea, my parents are good but they've been busy with the motel and stuff like that
Noah's mom probably wondering: What the hell is this nigga on?
Noah wondering: I knew this dude was retarded but I didn't know his tard brain was this stupid.

by TurnM3Up December 31, 2020

tuncle

An uncle who also happens to be an absolute tard. Mike Carlson happens to have two of these since he is in tard fam and "looks up" to York and Norman "Nick" as uncles. These types of uncles will also think they are very responsible and idols but in reality their nephews and nieces want to stay as far away from them as possible especially since most of the time, these types of uncles have had a questionable past. If anything, someone needs to be assigned to take care of this tard uncle since he isn't capable of taking care of himself and for sure not others.

Don't ever leave Brittany with tuncle because Mike Carlson has made it clear that his sister does not need to be anywhere around her weird uncle and he's told her to always call him to come pick her up if she's stuck with tuncle.

by TurnM3Up July 27, 2020