TurnM3Up's definitions

tard gene

The detriment of tard fam. This gene exists in Norman "Nick", Mike Carlson, and York and plays a major role in why these three act the way they do. It's just something about this family, all three of them exhibit different tard behaviors that you just can't explain. The only explanation is that all three of them share a similar tard gene. This tard gene will lead to the downfall of the future of tard fam if this gene is not stopped. The only way to stop this gene is for the three tard fam members to not reproduce, all of them must understand the bigger picture and realize that nobody else wants to deal with this tard shit in the future.

Visionary: Aye York, you know that tard gene theory right? You got to take one for the team and not reproduce in the future
York: Shut the fuck up, I don't need to hear your bullshit
Visionary: Actually, I don't need to worry about you anyways, I don't think you have the ability or know how to reproduce.

by TurnM3Up December 20, 2021

addy

Preferred stimulant that an avetard consumes to try to pass his exam. It will be supplied by Froomie and the avetards will go stoopid after popping only half a tab.

Henry: "Dude I'm so stressed about this exam, I don't think I will graduate from TardU"
Froomie: "I gotchu bro, just pop an addy and come with me to study"

by TurnM3Up December 6, 2019

cici's

The preferred place that an avetard likes to pull up to when he gets the munchies. Usually an avetard will take mad rips off the dab rig before coming here and then eat all of cici's damn food. Froomie happens to be a regular here so the mexican lady at the front counter flips when she sees him because she knows that him and gang are gonna demolish the place.

Dude I got the munchies, lets go to cici's.

by TurnM3Up November 12, 2019

red avetard couch

The comfiest avetard couch, which the avetards bought separately when they initially moved in. They had to move it in on their own and therefore had to carry it up the stairs to get it into their apartment (the gif below depicts the process). This was the most used couch since it was the nicest and everyone always wanted to sit on it. The reason why I saw "was" is because while all of the other avetards were gone one day, one avetard who stayed behind, sold the couch to some random indians to make a quick buck so now these niggas are left without the red couch.

When the rest of the avetards came back and saw that red avetard couch was missing, they thought someone broke in and stole it since the avetard door is always unlocked but they quickly realized that the couch was sold and they were all pissed because the one avetard sold it and on top of it, they didn't even get any money.

by TurnM3Up November 24, 2020

out like a light

1. how an avetard will end up after smoking weed or drinking alcohol 2. being extremely high or wasted and falling unconscious or falling asleep

Yea, I hit the dab rig and I was out like a light.

by TurnM3Up December 7, 2019

girlfriend

Something brown boys cannot have at all. These dudes will try their hardest to reel in a chick but the only thing that they are reeling in is an excuse to get in their feels and act depressed once they get curved because these pussy ass brown boys ain't built for it and are mentally weak as FUCK! The problem is that these brown boys do not recognize the fact they're getting played every single time and keep trying to cuff a hoe because they always think the next one is different. I think they keep trying to get a girlfriend because they're afraid of arranged marriage but I don't really know.

Henry, the avetard, does not have a girlfriend despite repeated attempts to get one. He keeps trying to get one but he has zero game and keeps getting curved by all these bitches that are clearly out of his league. Yikes...

by TurnM3Up August 4, 2020

The 95%

The idea that 95% of all the women in the world are worth fucking. This 95% includes all sorts of girls from super bad to kinda ugly but not really (if that makes sense, it makes sense in my mind). Something that many people don't understand is that just because a certain girl isn't their first option to fuck, that doesn't exclude her from the 95. If we consider all the women in the world, then 95% of their population is nearly everyone and I’m just trying to get this nut in real quick. At the end of the day, the only thing that really matters is getting pussy.

Henry: Aye Ray, you see that girl over there, you laying the pipe?
Ray Naker: Shiiiii she ain't bad but she ain't ugly either, she a part of the 95%, so yea...I'm fucking

by TurnM3Up July 25, 2020