An uncle who also happens to be an absolute tard. Mike Carlson happens to have two of these since he is in tard fam and "looks up" to York and Norman "Nick" as uncles. These types of uncles will also think they are very responsible and idols but in reality their nephews and nieces want to stay as far away from them as possible especially since most of the time, these types of uncles have had a questionable past. If anything, someone needs to be assigned to take care of this tard uncle since he isn't capable of taking care of himself and for sure not others.
Don't ever leave Brittany with tuncle because Mike Carlson has made it clear that his sister does not need to be anywhere around her weird uncle and he's told her to always call him to come pick her up if she's stuck with tuncle.
by TurnM3Up July 27, 2020
Home of the most overrated football team in the country. This stadium is also the shittiest one in the BIG 12 and cannot even compare to a much superior SEC stadium. It is no coincidence that "Gay" is in the name of the stadium because it describes everyone related to OU football and the University of Oklahoma.
The game tonight is at Gaylord Memorial Stadium aka "The home of the Gays." OU will probably end up losing to some unranked team.
by TurnM3Up December 10, 2019
Alternate name for tard fam. Since all of the tard fam members also happen to be clowns this is a fitting nickname. Each one of them wakes up wearing a clown mask every morning (or afternoon, since some of them don't wake up until 3 PM) and lives up to it by constantly doing clown shit. The clown shit includes things such as capping to cover up the truth, making retarded decisions and just doing full on tard shit in general. If all of the tard fam members lived together, an ideal home would be the circus since it would serve as a natural habitat.
York recently copped the PS5 and claimed he got it for it $450. The reality of the situation is that our buddy York thought the rest of us wouldn't find out that he actually dropped a rack on that shit. Since he did that cap shit, he lived up to the clown fam title since he still had to put on the clown mask at the end of the day.
by TurnM3Up December 16, 2020
A tactic used by an avetard where they will lay off the weed for a week or so in order to reset their tolerance which will result in them getting a better high the next time they smoke. This is some real pothead shit so it isn't surprising to see all the niggas at The Ave doing this shit considering their lives are already on a downward trajectory and their weed addiction is the only reason they even wake up everyday. This tactic is most frequently used when an avetard goes home and either runs out of weed or doesn't have access to weed for a bit.
*Norman "Nick" is back home for break*
Norman "Nick": Shit, I don't think I'm gonna be able to make a dispo run for a cart until next week...
Norman "Nick": Fuck it, I'll just use this week as a T break to get a better high next time.
Norman "Nick": Shit, I don't think I'm gonna be able to make a dispo run for a cart until next week...
Norman "Nick": Fuck it, I'll just use this week as a T break to get a better high next time.
by TurnM3Up December 24, 2020
Another name for OU; the University of Oklahoma, this university has been developing a reputation for producing idiot ass students known as an OU tard. An avetard also goes to school here and thinks the football team is gonna win the natty every year even though they suck ass.
by TurnM3Up November 18, 2019
For an avetard the weekend consists of Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, and Saturday. This is because an avetard never goes to class during the week and wakes up at 2 pm everyday because they were extremely baked the night before. It's always the weekend for an avetard
by TurnM3Up November 16, 2019
Basically the same thing as avetard and ou tard but these people reside in Bartlesville, OK aka Brokeville. Most of these people are complete crackheads who have absolutely nothing to lose so they will just do dumb tard shit.
Yo, that Bart Tard just passed out on the sidewalk, I think he might be dead, let's call the ambulance.
*30 seconds before ambulance arrives
The Bart Tard literally just casually gets up and walks away.
*30 seconds before ambulance arrives
The Bart Tard literally just casually gets up and walks away.
by TurnM3Up November 19, 2019