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Gaylord Memorial Stadium

Home of the most overrated football team in the country. This stadium is also the shittiest one in the BIG 12 and cannot even compare to a much superior SEC stadium. It is no coincidence that "Gay" is in the name of the stadium because it describes everyone related to OU football and the University of Oklahoma.
The game tonight is at Gaylord Memorial Stadium aka "The home of the Gays." OU will probably end up losing to some unranked team.
by TurnM3Up December 10, 2019
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I know a few

A favorite quote of Ray Naker when he hears a third party bring up a certain experience, event, or situation that someone he knows has also experienced. This quote is usually dropped with malicious intent and is intended to point out the negative actions of some coons that Ray has encountered in his lifetime.
Armando: Y'all see the news tonight, there was a dude who just got arrested for raping a minor.
Ray Naker: Shiii, I know a few...
Armando: Put a name on it.
Ray Naker: Nah, we not gonna do em like that.
by TurnM3Up December 23, 2020
mugGet the I know a fewmug.

medium fry

The easiest way to a girl's pants. If you buy a girl medium fries, you are guaranteed to get some action in one or another. Preferably these fries should come from McDonald's in order to achieve the best results.
I knew this one guy who was gonna get head from this one girl, and in order to guarantee that he got head, he stopped at a McDonald's after he picked her up and bought her a medium fry.
by TurnM3Up November 26, 2020
mugGet the medium frymug.

perishable food

FOOD THAT YOU SHOULD NOT BRING TO THE AVE. The likelihood that this food goes bad is 100%. An avetard will completely forget about this food in the pantry and let it go bad. When it goes bad, an avetard still won't give a shit, and will most likely eat it anyways no matter how old it is and how bad it smells. Most of the food at the Ave also most likely ends up being covered in mold.
Yea, Ian ate those beans that were just sitting on the counter for 3 weeks that smelled like shit even though I told him they were an example of a perishable food, he said they tasted good.
by TurnM3Up November 12, 2019
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college degree

Something an ou tard will never own, specifically, Noah, Norman "Nick", or Henry.
Lol, that ou tard will never obtain a college degree because she went to the University of Okla(HOE)ma.
by TurnM3Up December 10, 2019
mugGet the college degreemug.

slave

A term used to describe Armando and York. These two are owned by the same master and will serve their master til the end of time. They will literally do anything for master even if he told them to jump off a building. These dudes are in denial about being slaves but even their own master realizes that he has these two on the on tip of his fingers just like puppets. Armando was living with master for about a year so he was on the clock 247 and was ready to serve master at 3 am. York lives another city but loves to come visit master and is always courteous enough to bring master food from his favorite restaurant in York's town. It's very entertaining to watch these two be whipped on a daily basis and still not realize what is going, but lucky for them, Visionary sees everything and understands what's going on.
*Shea, Armando, and Ray Naker are hanging at a function, where master is also present*
*Shea and Armando go outside to their car so Shea can slop off Armando*
*They come back in using a different entrance and run into master*
*Shea talking to Ray*: Master saw Armando and immediately put him to work
Ray Naker: Oh, he got stuck with slave duties😭 😭 😭

*York has had lots of owners in the past but we stick to his experience with his current master/owner*
*York once wanted to play video games with master*
*Master refused to play unless York called him "daddy"*
We are all aware of how York is the biggest slave on the block so you damn well know, he called master, "daddy"
by TurnM3Up March 25, 2022
mugGet the slavemug.

future

What people who go to the University of Oklahoma have to sacrifice in order to attend the college and become an ou tard. Once you attend OU aka TardU, you basically have no future and will be a complete failure in life because everyone shares tard DNA instead of OUDNA.
Norman "Nick" goes to OU but I think he's too stupid to realize that he no longer has a bright future.
by TurnM3Up December 7, 2019
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