TurnM3Up's definitions

TNT Vapes and Smoke Shop

The go to spot in Norman for an avetard nic run. This place helps feed the nic addiction for all the OU tards due to its convenient location near campus. When you walk into the store, you will be greeted by a huge ass fish tank that hasn't been cleaned since the last time OU football won a natty. For some reason the owner of the shop wants to put his hand in that dirty ass fish tank and harass the fish even though he thinks he's petting them. All love to the owner tho because that nigga never IDs and that makes it easy to go in and get whatever you need from the store's wide variety.

I went to TNT Vapes and Smoke Shop to cop some nic and when I walked in, I'm pretty sure the owner was trying to fuck his fish but I just minded my business and grabbed what I needed and got the fuck out.

by TurnM3Up November 6, 2020

avetard fridge

The world capital of all the spoiled food in the world. Any time you open the fridge at The Ave, you are guaranteed to find spoiled or rotten food. Many times you will find spoiled milk and even a Braums sundae that has been in there for three months.

I opened the avetard fridge to get some food, but everything smelled horrible and I'm sure that nothing has been thrown out in five months.

by TurnM3Up December 10, 2019

ese

Bascially the same thing as "nigga" but instead it's structured for mexicans. Avetards and some intellectuals like to refer to an ese and an essay as the same thing because it's pretty fun.

Hey, I got an essay due tomorrow for my TardU class, can you help me fuck this ese up?

by TurnM3Up December 10, 2019

avetard logic

To do something that makes absolutely zero fucking sense. This logic will be the stupidest thing you've ever heard and will be bound to go wrong in every way possible. This logic is most commonly used by an avetard and ou tard but lots of people can use avetard logic if they are just straight up stupid.

The avetards bought a fish that requires a 30 gallon tank and only bought a 10 gallon tank and then later decided to buy another fish that requires a 30 gallon tank and tried to fit both of the fish into a 10 gallon tank when they would need a 60 gallon tank. This is an example of the avetard logic that gets used everyday by the avetards.

by TurnM3Up November 13, 2019

Wicked Clouds Smoke Shop

Another nic spot that is located on Campus Corner that many OU tards make frequent trips to. This place is also a very common spot for all the brown boys at OU because the owner also happens to be a brown boy so it's convenient since brown people always want to feel that brown connection. The owner also happens to be an avetard so you have to think twice before you do business here since it might be hit or miss. I love seeing avetards making big moves tho, and opening your own smoke shop is the biggest of biggest moves.

I hit up Wicked Clouds Smoke Shop the other day and that hoe is way better than Lifted Smoke & Vape, if you're going to Campus Corner for a smoke shop, only go to Wicked.

by TurnM3Up November 6, 2020

avetard fish

The pet fish that an avetard owns at The Ave Apartments. The avetard will think the fish is badass because it has "shark" in the name but in reality it's just a normal ass carp. This fish will most likely die within a month after coming to The Ave because an avetard can barely take care of himself so there will be no way he can take care of a damn fish. An avetard will also attempt to get this pet fish high by hoping the fish will be able to secondhand from a dab rig.

**UPDATE**: Avetard fish dead

Those damn avetards are trying to get their damn avetard fish high again, that thing is definitely is gonna end up dying in a week.

by TurnM3Up December 30, 2019

Elephant

A random unknown mexican bitch who shows up to The Ave just to go throw neck in the avetard bathroom.

Bruh the fucking elephant gave that nigga head in the bathroom and nobody even knows who she is.

by TurnM3Up November 25, 2019