TurnM3Up's definitions

welfare check

What an OU tard will be living off once it "graduates" from OU aka TardU. Since it never received a proper education and therefore doesn't have any skills for the real world and nobody will want to hire them when they see that the person has "graduated" from OU.

Shiii ese, nobody wanna hire me man, so I'm just waiting on my next welfare check and hopefully I'll be able to finesse some cigs with it.

by TurnM3Up May 4, 2020

Ray Naker

The actual GOAT 🐐. There ain’t nothing else to say.

Ray Naker will fuck your bitch.

by TurnM3Up August 13, 2020

avetard coffee table

The coffee table at The Ave. Trust me, you will find EVERYTHING except coffee on this son of a bitch. The main thing that will stand out is the dab rig and it's wax, this is the key part of everything avetard related. You will also find a shit ton of beer and White Claw cans from the past four nights. This table is always filled so much random and useless junk because avetards are lazy and can't accept responsibility to ever clean it.

I was drinking a White Claw at The Ave and I tried to put my can down on the avetard coffee table but there was no fucking space because there was so much trash and a million other empty cans on that fucker.

by TurnM3Up December 9, 2019

ok avetard

Similar to "ok boomer" but you should say this to an avetard when he says something stupid or something you just don't agree with because an avetard is never right.

Avetard: "Hey, OU is gonna win a natty this season in football"
Me (an intellectual): "ok avetard"

by TurnM3Up November 13, 2019

TardU

Another name for OU; the University of Oklahoma, this university has been developing a reputation for producing idiot ass students known as an OU tard. An avetard also goes to school here and thinks the football team is gonna win the natty every year even though they suck ass.

The avetards go to school at TardU, they'll all end up flunking out.

by TurnM3Up November 18, 2019

the party never ends

For an avetard the party never ends. Once they come back from a house party or literally anything, they immediately pull out the dab rig and go to work on that hoe and end up out like a light. As Rick Ross says, "She fuck a nigga, then she on to the next." It's the same concept, "the avetards party, then it's on to the next," the avetards are just always looking for their next turnup right after their last one

The avetards are on their way home from the party but the party never ends for an avetard because they'll just have an afterparty at The Ave with the whole city of Norman.

by TurnM3Up December 3, 2019

Dude you always do this shit

A phrase Norman "Nick" uses when he feels like he is being plotted against or purposefully exposed. When he uses this phrase it means that he's genuinely done with your bullshit and getting annoyed. He usually uses this phrase whenever Henry is doing some annoying ass shit to get on his nerves. If this phrase is dropped on you, you better quit agitating the nigga because you don't want to face the wrath of the uncaged lion.

Henry: Yo Norman "Nick", you said that the girl over there is pretty cute, you want me to set you up?

Norman "Nick": Dude you always do this shit, stfu. Leave me the fuck alone and stay out of my shit.

by TurnM3Up July 28, 2020