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medium fry

The easiest way to a girl's pants. If you buy a girl medium fries, you are guaranteed to get some action in one or another. Preferably these fries should come from McDonald's in order to achieve the best results.
I knew this one guy who was gonna get head from this one girl, and in order to guarantee that he got head, he stopped at a McDonald's after he picked her up and bought her a medium fry.
by TurnM3Up November 26, 2020
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Oklahoma Crimson

The color of an avetard's eyes after he takes a rip off the dab rig. This color also happens to be one of TardU's colors and it is no coincidence at all that an avetard will have the same color in his eyes. Whenever an avetard has this shade of red in his eyes, he is 100% out like a light.
Bruh, Henry hit the rig and that mf was out like a light! His eyes were Oklahoma Crimson red, he was not ready to hang.
by TurnM3Up November 25, 2019
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train

An activity usually involving multiple males and one female. The males usually take turns fucking the female and just then switch off after they get their nut in. An avetard gets extremely horny all the time and always thinking of this activity with any female he sees.
"AYE WHO TRYNA RUN A TRAIN ON JULIA?"
by TurnM3Up November 12, 2019
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Norman

A city in Oklahoma and home to the University of Oklahoma. It is full of OU tards and is one of the shittiest college towns in the country. The residents of this town are all OU students, so they are only concerned with the bars of the city. The air in this town is just different and you can literally smell OU tard.
The University of Okla(HOE)ma is in Norman which means the city is full of OU girls who happen to be straight fucking hoes.
by TurnM3Up December 10, 2019
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Ave employees

Tard ass employees who work at The Ave who have a metal rod stuck up their ass and get butthurt over tiny ass shit. They scared as shit because they don't want the work and they just run away and just report everything like bastards. Ave employees also classify as avetards just like their residents. *The GIF below is a good representation of all their employees*
The Ave got butthurt about getting called an avetard and the Ave employees reported because they're little bitches.
by TurnM3Up January 24, 2020
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fight night

The night when Norman "Nick" decided he was done with all of Aaron's bullshit and decided to put his ass on hush mode. He shut his ass up by giving him that quick 2 piece and I ain't talking about the 2 piece that you order at Popeyes. Norman "Nick" had Aaron stumbling and falling back and you already know Henry got that shit on video, I wish I could post that video on here because that shit was wayyyy toooo fireeeeee. The lion broke out of its cage that night, and let me tell you, you want no smoke with the uncaged lion.
Aaron thought it would be hilarious to put sticky notes all over Norman "Nick"'s car but Norman "Nick" didn't find it funny and Aaron definitely didn't find it funny anymore when he caught that right hook to his head. Fight night was HYPE!
by TurnM3Up November 9, 2020
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tuncle

An uncle who also happens to be an absolute tard. Mike Carlson happens to have two of these since he is in tard fam and "looks up" to York and Norman "Nick" as uncles. These types of uncles will also think they are very responsible and idols but in reality their nephews and nieces want to stay as far away from them as possible especially since most of the time, these types of uncles have had a questionable past. If anything, someone needs to be assigned to take care of this tard uncle since he isn't capable of taking care of himself and for sure not others.
Don't ever leave Brittany with tuncle because Mike Carlson has made it clear that his sister does not need to be anywhere around her weird uncle and he's told her to always call him to come pick her up if she's stuck with tuncle.
by TurnM3Up July 27, 2020
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