TurnM3Up's definitions

studying

Nonexistent at The Ave. An avetard will only study on the day of their exam by popping an addy and studying nonstop for 8 hours. He will only manage to get a C on the exam and go back to The Ave and get baked af.

"I think Henry is in his room studying for his test on Friday"
"Nah, he's in his room out like a light because he took a dab"

by TurnM3Up December 5, 2019

intelligence

a very valuable cognitive trait that an avetard and ou tard completely lacks and will never possess

An avetard has no intelligence.

by TurnM3Up November 14, 2019

perishable food

FOOD THAT YOU SHOULD NOT BRING TO THE AVE. The likelihood that this food goes bad is 100%. An avetard will completely forget about this food in the pantry and let it go bad. When it goes bad, an avetard still won't give a shit, and will most likely eat it anyways no matter how old it is and how bad it smells. Most of the food at the Ave also most likely ends up being covered in mold.

Yea, Ian ate those beans that were just sitting on the counter for 3 weeks that smelled like shit even though I told him they were an example of a perishable food, he said they tasted good.

by TurnM3Up November 12, 2019

cottard

Basically the same thing as avetard, but these people reside at the Cottages of Norman, aka The Cot, these people are just as stupid and useless and probably have an even lower IQ. The cottages are just as trashy apartments and disgusting

Yea, the cottard is coming over today, should we just not open the door?

by TurnM3Up November 11, 2019

Noah

Huge ass avetard and OU tard but not bigger than Norman "Nick". Noah skips the most class among all the avetards because he NEVER goes and just stays at The Ave sleeping, playing PS4, and using the dab rig. Loves to party and have fun but the word "bright" will never be used to describe him.

We should probably get Noah out of bed now because it's 3:30 pm and he missed his exam that he had at OU today.

by TurnM3Up December 10, 2019

that's actually fucked up

THE main phrase used by Norman “Nick”. He usually uses this line when he feels like something really fucked up was conspired against him. This is a common way that Norman “Nick” voices his displeasure.

*the avetards broke into Norman “Nick”’s room and brought his PS4 downstairs so they could play in the living room*
Norman “Nick”: “Yo did y’all steal my PS4 and bring it downstairs?”
Noah: “Um, possibly”
Norman “Nick”: “Dude, you know that's actually fucked up, right?”
Norman “Nick”: “Yo Henry, that's actually fucked up right?”

by TurnM3Up April 16, 2020

University of Okla(HOE)ma

This university is full of fucking hoes who fucking love dick. This bitches will be so obvious about their love for cock and their actions will show that they are literally begging for dick. I wouldn't touch any of these hoes tho because their pussies are probably an STD hive. If any girl is a hoe, she should 100% come to this university. A common nickname for this university is "TardU" but another good one would be "HoeU"

Bro, Mia at the University of Okla(HOE)ma is probably the biggest hoe in Norman, she is always acting up and it's so obvious she wants some fucking dick.

by TurnM3Up November 25, 2019