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Basically the same thing as avetard, but these people reside at the Cottages of Norman, aka The Cot, these people are just as stupid and useless and probably have an even lower IQ. The cottages are just as trashy apartments and disgusting
Yea, the cottard is coming over today, should we just not open the door?
by TurnM3Up November 11, 2019
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The idea that when one enrolls to the University of Oklahoma, they will start acting extremely stupid and unintelligent regardless of how intelligent they were in the past. It's most likely the Norman water but it could just be the environment at OU. Discovered by world renowned philosopher, Dr Naik.
Yea, Henry, Nick, and Neal all went to OU and now they all act like straight up dumbasses, I think it's the tard effect.
by TurnM3Up November 14, 2019
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A tactic used by an avetard where they will lay off the weed for a week or so in order to reset their tolerance which will result in them getting a better high the next time they smoke. This is some real pothead shit so it isn't surprising to see all the niggas at The Ave doing this shit considering their lives are already on a downward trajectory and their weed addiction is the only reason they even wake up everyday. This tactic is most frequently used when an avetard goes home and either runs out of weed or doesn't have access to weed for a bit.
*Norman "Nick" is back home for break*
Norman "Nick": Shit, I don't think I'm gonna be able to make a dispo run for a cart until next week...
Norman "Nick": Fuck it, I'll just use this week as a T break to get a better high next time.
by TurnM3Up December 24, 2020
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Something that happens to a specific avetard all the time. Norman "Nick" will get locked out of his room so much at The Ave that he might as well just remove the door to his room to prevent it from happening. Once this avetard gets locked out, he will get Henry's axe and try to chomp at the door in order to open which only fucks up the door even more.
Avetard #1 got locked out of his room, might as well go the axe already.
by TurnM3Up November 26, 2019
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The frequent runs to TNT Vapes and Smoke Shop by an avetard to get some nicotine. Since all the avetards are complete nic fiends, they need their daily dose of nicotine and must be strapped with nic at literally all times. Since avetards are mainly using disposables, if you look around the avetard living room, you will see a lot of old and empty vapes that some of the avetards will still try to hit in hopes that it will work.
Noah was craving nic at 3 am so he hopped in his car to make an avetard nic run and went to TNT Vapes and Smoke Shop to get a puffbar or two.
by TurnM3Up August 14, 2020
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The detriment of tard fam. This gene exists in Norman "Nick", Mike Carlson, and York and plays a major role in why these three act the way they do. It's just something about this family, all three of them exhibit different tard behaviors that you just can't explain. The only explanation is that all three of them share a similar tard gene. This tard gene will lead to the downfall of the future of tard fam if this gene is not stopped. The only way to stop this gene is for the three tard fam members to not reproduce, all of them must understand the bigger picture and realize that nobody else wants to deal with this tard shit in the future.
Visionary: Aye York, you know that tard gene theory right? You got to take one for the team and not reproduce in the future
York: Shut the fuck up, I don't need to hear your bullshit
Visionary: Actually, I don't need to worry about you anyways, I don't think you have the ability or know how to reproduce.
by TurnM3Up December 20, 2021
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This is Norman "Nick" when he loses his cool and decides to whoop some MF ass. He will obliterate anything that comes in his path when we uncage that nigga. The lion will usually be caged 999,999 times out of 1,000,000 but when the lion does come out of it's cage....you need to GTFO.
That MF Aaron put sticky notes all over Norman "Nick"'s car and that resulted in him being an uncaged lion, he completely fucked that nigga Aaron up, I do not want none of that....keep that lion caged up.
by TurnM3Up December 5, 2019
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