TurnM3Up's definitions

the work

It's like the first slice on a loaf of bread....nobody wants it. If you receive the work, you will definitely be fucked up after because you aint experienced anything like it before.

Sam said he wanted the work, so I gave him the cooking of a life time.

by TurnM3Up November 12, 2019

avetard denial

When an avetard tries to deny something that is obviously true. This can apply to many topics, some of which include: weed addiction, chances with girls, or just being completely retarded. The mindset of an avetard basically tells them to deny any piece of information that they do not like or want to hear. By denying factual information, an avetard who is already behind the curve mentally, is putting themselves further behind curve. Anytime an avetard tries to deny something and gets real defensive in the process, you can take all your money to Vegas and bet on the information being true.

Ray Naker: Yo Norman "Nick", you keep smoking everyday bruh, you hella addicted bruh
Norman "Nick": Dude shut the fuck up, I can literally stop anytime, I do this because I have nothing else to do right now
Ray Naker: Ok avetard, I think you're in a state of avetard denial right now

by TurnM3Up August 13, 2020

thunder tard

Annoying ass okc thunder fans who don't know jack shit about basketball but just still fucking yell at the most random point in the game.

The thunder tard over here thinks Westbrook is the best point guard in the game...smh

by TurnM3Up November 29, 2019

locked out

Something that happens to a specific avetard all the time. Norman "Nick" will get locked out of his room so much at The Ave that he might as well just remove the door to his room to prevent it from happening. Once this avetard gets locked out, he will get Henry's axe and try to chomp at the door in order to open which only fucks up the door even more.

Avetard #1 got locked out of his room, might as well go the axe already.

by TurnM3Up November 25, 2019

Okie Kush Club

The go to weed spot for all the OU tards. This place got that good shit and we already know how fond the folks down in Norman are when it comes to their tree. The only downside is that you need a med card to get kush from this place since Oklahoma only legalized medical marijuana (I'm sure Norman "Nick" has very interesting thoughts on this). The avetards have fucked this place up a few times when they've found a plug to buy them shit but if one of them just got their own med card then they'd be making daily trips to this joint.

The avetards get excited anytime they hear the Okie Kush Club mentioned because they know that's the best spot for weed and due to their constant craving for it, they're willing to go to any extent to find a plug who can go buy shit from the store.

by TurnM3Up November 8, 2020

The Ave

Nickname for The Avenue Apartments in Norman, OK. Common place for many University of Oklahoma students to stay at. Facilites and rooms are good looking and modern, fun place to stay. The people who stay there are....quite interesting....see avetard.

Yea I'm living at The Ave next semester.

by TurnM3Up November 12, 2019

tard fam guarantee

This is what we call a guarantee that is made by any of the tard fam members. This is the most useless and hopeless guarantee ever. Usually anytime a tard fam member makes a guarantee of any sorts, you can take all your money to Vegas and bet on the opposite happening with supreme confidence. As we have already known, tard fam has no idea whatsoever on what they are talking about and as a result they think that they are smarter than they actually are. Since they think they're so smart, they may let their tard side show a little when they go around making all these promises and guarantees.

Norman "Nick": Dude, I guarantee that I am the least retarded person in this chat. It's probably York if we're being honest.
York: Dude, that's cap asf. I guarantee that Mike Carlson is more of a retard than me.
Armando: Looks like both of you woke up this morning and decided to acted retarded all day. Shut your asses up with your wack ass tard fam guarantees.

by TurnM3Up July 21, 2020