TurnM3Up's definitions

fight night

The night when Norman "Nick" decided he was done with all of Aaron's bullshit and decided to put his ass on hush mode. He shut his ass up by giving him that quick 2 piece and I ain't talking about the 2 piece that you order at Popeyes. Norman "Nick" had Aaron stumbling and falling back and you already know Henry got that shit on video, I wish I could post that video on here because that shit was wayyyy toooo fireeeeee. The lion broke out of its cage that night, and let me tell you, you want no smoke with the uncaged lion.

Aaron thought it would be hilarious to put sticky notes all over Norman "Nick"'s car but Norman "Nick" didn't find it funny and Aaron definitely didn't find it funny anymore when he caught that right hook to his head. Fight night was HYPE!

by TurnM3Up November 9, 2020

Velocity Vapor

Another go to nic spot for OU tards. This place is HELLA slept on because not enough people know about it even though it is BY FAR the BEST nic spot in Norman. The inside of this place looks clean af, as soon as you walk in, you'll see a big ass fish tank (which apparently happens to be a common theme among nic spots in Norman) and you'll see a lounge area with a straight up vape bar. This place is definitely the spot and also happens to have the best prices in town.

I went to Velocity Vapor the other night and I thought I was gonna be in and out of that hoe but I was surprisingly the only there so the owner invited me to play pool with him at the pool table so I spent over an hour there just playing pool and blowing PHAT clouds.

by TurnM3Up November 9, 2020

OU

Stands for The University of Oklahoma aka TardU. This college sucks cock and so do all the girls that go here. Nobody that goes here has an academic ability or overall ability in life. The only thing the students are good at is smoking weed and sleeping. Don't let your girl go here or she gonna be known as the University's girl because everyone is gonna have open access to her. Overall, it's a shitty ass university and everyone here has no future.

Norman "Nick" goes to OU, that means he'll be dropping out in a few years as a pothead and just end up being a crackhead.

by TurnM3Up November 24, 2020

tard fam supremacy

The feeling of supremacy that all tard fam members feel when interacting with another fellow member of tard fam. All the tard fam members know that they're dumb as hell so whenever they interact with another member of the fam, they realize that it is their opportunity to feel superior for once. They will each try to assert dominance by constantly putting the other one down and also telling them to "stfu" while also referring to the them as a "retard." The reality is that all tard fam members are retards and for some reason, their tard fam delusion kicks in and makes them think that they're better than the other tard fam members even though all of them are on the same tier of tards.

*Norman "Nick" talking to his tard fam cousin York and both are exhibiting tard fam supremacy*
Norman "Nick": Dude York, you're such a dumbass, literally everyone else knows what I'm saying except you
York: Dude stfu, I'll beat the shit out of you one day
Norman "Nick": I think you actually might be retarded

by TurnM3Up November 24, 2020

red avetard couch

The comfiest avetard couch, which the avetards bought separately when they initially moved in. They had to move it in on their own and therefore had to carry it up the stairs to get it into their apartment (the gif below depicts the process). This was the most used couch since it was the nicest and everyone always wanted to sit on it. The reason why I saw "was" is because while all of the other avetards were gone one day, one avetard who stayed behind, sold the couch to some random indians to make a quick buck so now these niggas are left without the red couch.

When the rest of the avetards came back and saw that red avetard couch was missing, they thought someone broke in and stole it since the avetard door is always unlocked but they quickly realized that the couch was sold and they were all pissed because the one avetard sold it and on top of it, they didn't even get any money.

by TurnM3Up November 24, 2020

avetard couch

The place where an avetard sits while taking a dab. This couch has gone through a lot and seen hella wild ass shit. The primary purpose of the couch is to serve as a "resting spot" after niggas are done with the dab rig and are out like a light. Just know that anytime you hear the words "have a seat" from someone wanting to talk, you're gonna find yourself involved in a dumbass conversation. I should also mention that two of the cushions are permanently flattened from when the mexican elephants took a seat on them that one night.

One night when the avetards were high as shit and fucking with Henry's axe, they accidentally cut a slit on one of the couch cushions. This was described as an "accident" but knowing how horny some of these dudes are, it wouldn't surprise me if the slit on the avetard couch was made intentionally so it could serve another purpose too.

by TurnM3Up November 24, 2020

medium fry

The easiest way to a girl's pants. If you buy a girl medium fries, you are guaranteed to get some action in one or another. Preferably these fries should come from McDonald's in order to achieve the best results.

I knew this one guy who was gonna get head from this one girl, and in order to guarantee that he got head, he stopped at a McDonald's after he picked her up and bought her a medium fry.

by TurnM3Up November 26, 2020