TurkTurkleton's definitions

QWOP

A game that seems insanely hard, however it can be won with relative ease by pressing O and W at the beginning so that your runner looks like he's doing the splits, after that press Q and W alternating to move the runner forward; the way he runs will look stupid if you use this strategy and progress will be slow, but it is relatively easy to finish if you use this strategy (however, the hurdle at 50 m can be a little tricky and may take some trial and error to get past).

Guy 1: I just beat QWOP bitches!!!

Guy 2: You must be GOD!

Guy 1: Actually, it only took me a few tries, it's actually not that hard. All you have to do is get QWOP to do the splits and alternate between Q and W, although the hurdle at 50 metres can be a bit tricky.

by TurkTurkleton August 27, 2011

Donkey-brained

A term coined by the great Charlie Kelly meaning someone who possesses inferior intelligence and a lack of common sense, similar to a donkey, or activity that would suggest such.

Dennis eating cereal while driving was completely Donkey-brained.

by TurkTurkleton June 6, 2013

Diabetis

What Wilford Brimley has.

I'm Wilford Brimley and I have diabetis.

by TurkTurkleton August 20, 2011

unlicensed proctologist

A TSA agent.

1. I sure hope I don't get raped at the airport by the unlicensed proctologists in the security line.

2. TSA Motto: Giving free prostate exams since 2001.

3. Getting a free prostate exam is just a few off-color jokes about a bomb away.

by TurkTurkleton January 4, 2012

sex, drugs, and rock & roll

Motley Crue.

If you looked up sex, drugs, and rock & roll in the dictionary you'd see a picture of Motley Crue. In the 80s and 90s all four members of Motley Crue got more ass than a toilet seat and did enough drugs to kill a wild Keith Richards (and almost Nikki Sixx in 87).

by TurkTurkleton August 23, 2011