The baddest motherfucker in the entire galaxy. This motherfucker is an even more powerful than Yoda, who has 800 years of experience. Mace Muthafuckin Windu is the only Jedi badass enough to carry a purple lightsaber. In addition to being a Jedi Master, Mace "Sam Jackson" Windu is also the most notorius/legendary pimp in all the galaxy. Although it has not been confirmed, Mace Windu is rumored to have a wallet that reads "Bad Motherfucker". Unfortunately, Mace Windu was killed by that little bitch Anakin Skywalker and that pedophile Palpatine.
Ex 1: Mace Windu is one bad motherfucker.
Ex 2: Mace Windu: (referring to Anakin) The force is strong with this muthafucka.
Ex 3: Mace Windu: What does Yoda look like?!
Palpatine: What?!
Mace Windu:What does master Yoda look like?!
Palpatine: Um... he's short... and green...
Mace Windu: Does he look like a bitch?!
Palpatine: What?!
Mace Windu: Does Master Yoda Look like a bitch?!
Palpatine: What?!
Mace Windu: Say what again, I dare you, I double dare you!
Does Master Yoda look like a bitch?!
Palpatine: No
Mace Windu: Then why are you trying to fuck him like a bitch?!
Ex 3: (after disarming Jango Fett on Geonosis)
Mace Windu: There's a little passage I got memorized, Ezekiel 25:17: The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who shepherds the weak through the valley of shadow, for he is truly his brother's keeper and a finder of lost souls. And I will strike down with great and furious anger those who would attempt to poison my brothers, AND YOU WILL KNOW MY NAME IS MACE MUTHAFUCKIN WINDU WHEN I LAY MY VENGEANCE DOWN UPON THEE!!! (cuts Jango's head off).
Ex 4: I'VE HAD IT WITH THESE MUTHAFUCKIN SITH ON THIS MUTHAFUCKIN STARSHIP?!
Ex 2: Mace Windu: (referring to Anakin) The force is strong with this muthafucka.
Ex 3: Mace Windu: What does Yoda look like?!
Palpatine: What?!
Mace Windu:What does master Yoda look like?!
Palpatine: Um... he's short... and green...
Mace Windu: Does he look like a bitch?!
Palpatine: What?!
Mace Windu: Does Master Yoda Look like a bitch?!
Palpatine: What?!
Mace Windu: Say what again, I dare you, I double dare you!
Does Master Yoda look like a bitch?!
Palpatine: No
Mace Windu: Then why are you trying to fuck him like a bitch?!
Ex 3: (after disarming Jango Fett on Geonosis)
Mace Windu: There's a little passage I got memorized, Ezekiel 25:17: The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who shepherds the weak through the valley of shadow, for he is truly his brother's keeper and a finder of lost souls. And I will strike down with great and furious anger those who would attempt to poison my brothers, AND YOU WILL KNOW MY NAME IS MACE MUTHAFUCKIN WINDU WHEN I LAY MY VENGEANCE DOWN UPON THEE!!! (cuts Jango's head off).
Ex 4: I'VE HAD IT WITH THESE MUTHAFUCKIN SITH ON THIS MUTHAFUCKIN STARSHIP?!
by TurkTurkleton August 28, 2011
1. An extremely annoying family that is only famous because one of them made a sex tape with a rapper. They deserve neither fame nor fortune.
2. Someone who is only willing to have sex with athletes or black guys.
3. Someone who will do anything to not have to do anything, and gets payed to do it.
4. To be famous only because someone in in your family is a slut.
2. Someone who is only willing to have sex with athletes or black guys.
3. Someone who will do anything to not have to do anything, and gets payed to do it.
4. To be famous only because someone in in your family is a slut.
Keeping up with the kardoucheans is the worst show ever!
" What, you mean all I have to do is behave like a fucking idiot on television and then you'll pay me millions? "-Daniel Craig (AKA James Bond) on the kardoucheans
You know what kim, you need to leave this show. You need to go kim, you're rude.-Nikki Sixx attempting to interview kim kardouchean
" What, you mean all I have to do is behave like a fucking idiot on television and then you'll pay me millions? "-Daniel Craig (AKA James Bond) on the kardoucheans
You know what kim, you need to leave this show. You need to go kim, you're rude.-Nikki Sixx attempting to interview kim kardouchean
by TurkTurkleton December 26, 2011
The very first video game which teaches you how to shoot up with real needles. Heroinsmith is a lot like it's predecessor, Heroin Hero, but it uses real needles and real heroin instead of simulated heroin. Heroinsmith is usually played before playing Rocksmith to help you relax before playing.
by TurkTurkleton January 06, 2012
A TSA agent.
1. I sure hope I don't get raped at the airport by the unlicensed proctologists in the security line.
2. TSA Motto: Giving free prostate exams since 2001.
3. Getting a free prostate exam is just a few off-color jokes about a bomb away.
2. TSA Motto: Giving free prostate exams since 2001.
3. Getting a free prostate exam is just a few off-color jokes about a bomb away.
by TurkTurkleton January 04, 2012
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