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The baddest motherfucker in the entire galaxy. This motherfucker is an even more powerful than Yoda, who has 800 years of experience. Mace Muthafuckin Windu is the only Jedi badass enough to carry a purple lightsaber. In addition to being a Jedi Master, Mace "Sam Jackson" Windu is also the most notorius/legendary pimp in all the galaxy. Although it has not been confirmed, Mace Windu is rumored to have a wallet that reads "Bad Motherfucker". Unfortunately, Mace Windu was killed by that little bitch Anakin Skywalker and that pedophile Palpatine.
Ex 1: Mace Windu is one bad motherfucker.
Ex 2: Mace Windu: (referring to Anakin) The force is strong with this muthafucka.
Ex 3: Mace Windu: What does Yoda look like?!
Palpatine: What?!
Mace Windu:What does master Yoda look like?!
Palpatine: Um... he's short... and green...
Mace Windu: Does he look like a bitch?!
Palpatine: What?!
Mace Windu: Does Master Yoda Look like a bitch?!
Palpatine: What?!
Mace Windu: Say what again, I dare you, I double dare you!
Does Master Yoda look like a bitch?!
Palpatine: No
Mace Windu: Then why are you trying to fuck him like a bitch?!
Ex 3: (after disarming Jango Fett on Geonosis)
Mace Windu: There's a little passage I got memorized, Ezekiel 25:17: The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who shepherds the weak through the valley of shadow, for he is truly his brother's keeper and a finder of lost souls. And I will strike down with great and furious anger those who would attempt to poison my brothers, AND YOU WILL KNOW MY NAME IS MACE MUTHAFUCKIN WINDU WHEN I LAY MY VENGEANCE DOWN UPON THEE!!! (cuts Jango's head off).
Ex 4: I'VE HAD IT WITH THESE MUTHAFUCKIN SITH ON THIS MUTHAFUCKIN STARSHIP?!
Ex 2: Mace Windu: (referring to Anakin) The force is strong with this muthafucka.
Ex 3: Mace Windu: What does Yoda look like?!
Palpatine: What?!
Mace Windu:What does master Yoda look like?!
Palpatine: Um... he's short... and green...
Mace Windu: Does he look like a bitch?!
Palpatine: What?!
Mace Windu: Does Master Yoda Look like a bitch?!
Palpatine: What?!
Mace Windu: Say what again, I dare you, I double dare you!
Does Master Yoda look like a bitch?!
Palpatine: No
Mace Windu: Then why are you trying to fuck him like a bitch?!
Ex 3: (after disarming Jango Fett on Geonosis)
Mace Windu: There's a little passage I got memorized, Ezekiel 25:17: The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who shepherds the weak through the valley of shadow, for he is truly his brother's keeper and a finder of lost souls. And I will strike down with great and furious anger those who would attempt to poison my brothers, AND YOU WILL KNOW MY NAME IS MACE MUTHAFUCKIN WINDU WHEN I LAY MY VENGEANCE DOWN UPON THEE!!! (cuts Jango's head off).
Ex 4: I'VE HAD IT WITH THESE MUTHAFUCKIN SITH ON THIS MUTHAFUCKIN STARSHIP?!
by TurkTurkleton August 30, 2011
Get the Mace Windumug. The very first video game which teaches you how to shoot up with real needles. Heroinsmith is a lot like it's predecessor, Heroin Hero, but it uses real needles and real heroin instead of simulated heroin. Heroinsmith is usually played before playing Rocksmith to help you relax before playing.
by TurkTurkleton January 7, 2012
Get the Heroinsmithmug. A term coined by the great Charlie Kelly meaning someone who possesses inferior intelligence and a lack of common sense, similar to a donkey, or activity that would suggest such.
by TurkTurkleton June 6, 2013
Get the Donkey-brainedmug. by TurkTurkleton December 16, 2011
Get the ]V[EGADET]-[mug. Ex.1:Good morning. In less than an hour, aircraft from here will join others from around the world. And you will be launching the largest aerial battle in this history of mankind.
Mankind -- that word should have new meaning for all of us today.We can't be consumed by our petty differences anymore.We will be united in our common interests.
Perhaps its fate that today is the 4th of July, and you will once again be fighting for our freedom, not from tyranny, oppression, or persecution -- but from annihilation.
We're fighting for our right to live, to exist. And should we win the day, the 4th of July will no longer be known as an American holiday, but as the day when the world declared in one voice: We will not go quietly into the night! We will not vanish without a fight! We're going to live on! We're going to survive!" Today, we celebrate our Independence Day!- President Bill Pullman
Ex.2: Not only did Bill Pullman lead our country and the world through the alien invasion of 1996, but he also flew an FA-18 in the aerial strike against the alien ship positioned near Area 51.
Ex.3: Guy: Why couldn't Obama or Bush be total badasses like Bill Pullman?
Mankind -- that word should have new meaning for all of us today.We can't be consumed by our petty differences anymore.We will be united in our common interests.
Perhaps its fate that today is the 4th of July, and you will once again be fighting for our freedom, not from tyranny, oppression, or persecution -- but from annihilation.
We're fighting for our right to live, to exist. And should we win the day, the 4th of July will no longer be known as an American holiday, but as the day when the world declared in one voice: We will not go quietly into the night! We will not vanish without a fight! We're going to live on! We're going to survive!" Today, we celebrate our Independence Day!- President Bill Pullman
Ex.2: Not only did Bill Pullman lead our country and the world through the alien invasion of 1996, but he also flew an FA-18 in the aerial strike against the alien ship positioned near Area 51.
Ex.3: Guy: Why couldn't Obama or Bush be total badasses like Bill Pullman?
by TurkTurkleton July 7, 2012
Get the Bill Pullmanmug. 1. An extremely annoying family that is only famous because one of them made a sex tape with a rapper. They deserve neither fame nor fortune.
2. Someone who is only willing to have sex with athletes or black guys.
3. Someone who will do anything to not have to do anything, and gets payed to do it.
4. To be famous only because someone in in your family is a slut.
2. Someone who is only willing to have sex with athletes or black guys.
3. Someone who will do anything to not have to do anything, and gets payed to do it.
4. To be famous only because someone in in your family is a slut.
Keeping up with the kardoucheans is the worst show ever!
" What, you mean all I have to do is behave like a fucking idiot on television and then you'll pay me millions? "-Daniel Craig (AKA James Bond) on the kardoucheans
You know what kim, you need to leave this show. You need to go kim, you're rude.-Nikki Sixx attempting to interview kim kardouchean
" What, you mean all I have to do is behave like a fucking idiot on television and then you'll pay me millions? "-Daniel Craig (AKA James Bond) on the kardoucheans
You know what kim, you need to leave this show. You need to go kim, you're rude.-Nikki Sixx attempting to interview kim kardouchean
by TurkTurkleton December 28, 2011
Get the kardoucheanmug. A game that seems insanely hard, however it can be won with relative ease by pressing O and W at the beginning so that your runner looks like he's doing the splits, after that press Q and W alternating to move the runner forward; the way he runs will look stupid if you use this strategy and progress will be slow, but it is relatively easy to finish if you use this strategy (however, the hurdle at 50 m can be a little tricky and may take some trial and error to get past).
Guy 1: I just beat QWOP bitches!!!
Guy 2: You must be GOD!
Guy 1: Actually, it only took me a few tries, it's actually not that hard. All you have to do is get QWOP to do the splits and alternate between Q and W, although the hurdle at 50 metres can be a bit tricky.
Guy 2: You must be GOD!
Guy 1: Actually, it only took me a few tries, it's actually not that hard. All you have to do is get QWOP to do the splits and alternate between Q and W, although the hurdle at 50 metres can be a bit tricky.
by TurkTurkleton August 27, 2011
Get the QWOPmug.