12 definitions by TurkTurkleton
If you looked up sex, drugs, and rock & roll in the dictionary you'd see a picture of Motley Crue. In the 80s and 90s all four members of Motley Crue got more ass than a toilet seat and did enough drugs to kill a wild Keith Richards (and almost Nikki Sixx in 87).
by TurkTurkleton August 19, 2011
by TurkTurkleton August 17, 2011
Borderline-retarded teenagers (and sometimes twenty-somethings) who think that having "swag" holds any meaning in the real world. Swagophiles have become very common in social media recently, especially facebook and tumblr. Swagophiles are known to post sentimental BS over a filtered instagram photo in an attempt to sound deep, when really it is just a cry for attention. Swagophiles also have the tendency to believe that having "swag" is more important than anything, including, but not limited to intelligence/good grades/education, a unique personality, an actual talent, friends, etc.
Retarded Swagophile#1: Who needs good grades when you have swag?
Retarded Swagophile#2: Who needs a condom when you got swag?
Retarded Swagophile#3: Who needs a personality when you got swag?
Forever Alone Swagophile: Who needs friends when you got swag?
Retarded Swagophile#4: Oh my god, look at this quote I posted over an instagram photo, I'm so deep!!!
Retarded Swagophile#2: Who needs a condom when you got swag?
Retarded Swagophile#3: Who needs a personality when you got swag?
Forever Alone Swagophile: Who needs friends when you got swag?
Retarded Swagophile#4: Oh my god, look at this quote I posted over an instagram photo, I'm so deep!!!
by TurkTurkleton July 14, 2012
by TurkTurkleton December 14, 2011
The baddest motherfucker in the entire galaxy. This motherfucker is an even more powerful than Yoda, who has 800 years of experience. Mace Muthafuckin Windu is the only Jedi badass enough to carry a purple lightsaber. In addition to being a Jedi Master, Mace "Sam Jackson" Windu is also the most notorius/legendary pimp in all the galaxy. Although it has not been confirmed, Mace Windu is rumored to have a wallet that reads "Bad Motherfucker". Unfortunately, Mace Windu was killed by that little bitch Anakin Skywalker and that pedophile Palpatine.
Ex 1: Mace Windu is one bad motherfucker.
Ex 2: Mace Windu: (referring to Anakin) The force is strong with this muthafucka.
Ex 3: Mace Windu: What does Yoda look like?!
Palpatine: What?!
Mace Windu:What does master Yoda look like?!
Palpatine: Um... he's short... and green...
Mace Windu: Does he look like a bitch?!
Palpatine: What?!
Mace Windu: Does Master Yoda Look like a bitch?!
Palpatine: What?!
Mace Windu: Say what again, I dare you, I double dare you!
Does Master Yoda look like a bitch?!
Palpatine: No
Mace Windu: Then why are you trying to fuck him like a bitch?!
Ex 3: (after disarming Jango Fett on Geonosis)
Mace Windu: There's a little passage I got memorized, Ezekiel 25:17: The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who shepherds the weak through the valley of shadow, for he is truly his brother's keeper and a finder of lost souls. And I will strike down with great and furious anger those who would attempt to poison my brothers, AND YOU WILL KNOW MY NAME IS MACE MUTHAFUCKIN WINDU WHEN I LAY MY VENGEANCE DOWN UPON THEE!!! (cuts Jango's head off).
Ex 4: I'VE HAD IT WITH THESE MUTHAFUCKIN SITH ON THIS MUTHAFUCKIN STARSHIP?!
Ex 2: Mace Windu: (referring to Anakin) The force is strong with this muthafucka.
Ex 3: Mace Windu: What does Yoda look like?!
Palpatine: What?!
Mace Windu:What does master Yoda look like?!
Palpatine: Um... he's short... and green...
Mace Windu: Does he look like a bitch?!
Palpatine: What?!
Mace Windu: Does Master Yoda Look like a bitch?!
Palpatine: What?!
Mace Windu: Say what again, I dare you, I double dare you!
Does Master Yoda look like a bitch?!
Palpatine: No
Mace Windu: Then why are you trying to fuck him like a bitch?!
Ex 3: (after disarming Jango Fett on Geonosis)
Mace Windu: There's a little passage I got memorized, Ezekiel 25:17: The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who shepherds the weak through the valley of shadow, for he is truly his brother's keeper and a finder of lost souls. And I will strike down with great and furious anger those who would attempt to poison my brothers, AND YOU WILL KNOW MY NAME IS MACE MUTHAFUCKIN WINDU WHEN I LAY MY VENGEANCE DOWN UPON THEE!!! (cuts Jango's head off).
Ex 4: I'VE HAD IT WITH THESE MUTHAFUCKIN SITH ON THIS MUTHAFUCKIN STARSHIP?!
by TurkTurkleton August 28, 2011
A term coined by the great Charlie Kelly meaning someone who possesses inferior intelligence and a lack of common sense, similar to a donkey, or activity that would suggest such.
by TurkTurkleton June 7, 2013
A game that seems insanely hard, however it can be won with relative ease by pressing O and W at the beginning so that your runner looks like he's doing the splits, after that press Q and W alternating to move the runner forward; the way he runs will look stupid if you use this strategy and progress will be slow, but it is relatively easy to finish if you use this strategy (however, the hurdle at 50 m can be a little tricky and may take some trial and error to get past).
Guy 1: I just beat QWOP bitches!!!
Guy 2: You must be GOD!
Guy 1: Actually, it only took me a few tries, it's actually not that hard. All you have to do is get QWOP to do the splits and alternate between Q and W, although the hurdle at 50 metres can be a bit tricky.
Guy 2: You must be GOD!
Guy 1: Actually, it only took me a few tries, it's actually not that hard. All you have to do is get QWOP to do the splits and alternate between Q and W, although the hurdle at 50 metres can be a bit tricky.
by TurkTurkleton August 27, 2011