11 definitions by Turdmeister69
Something that people in the lower hemisphere attach to their toilets to make the water drain counterclockwise. Basically, it makes their toilets American.
by Turdmeister69 March 1, 2020
A tool for maintaining good oral hygiene. Also, 9-year-olds still obsessed with Fortnite have used it to get on their parents nerves when asked to perform the everyday dental procedure.
by Turdmeister69 April 1, 2020
A nice kid, but can be kinda annoying. He's a little bit of a control freak and is hard to take seriously because of his height. Still a good friend.
by Turdmeister69 April 1, 2020
Something that 1 and a half-year-olds say every day, but no one is smart enough to document them or assign meaning.
by Turdmeister69 April 1, 2020
A redheaded weeb in California obsessed with hentai and has a way with always choosing gay girls as crushes.
by Turdmeister69 February 29, 2020
Bob: Yo, I saw a flying saucer!
Steve: Beard!
Bob: No, dude, it was real and it had a bunch of guinea pigs falling out of it!
Steve: Itchy Beard!!!
Beard, Itchy Beard!
Steve: Beard!
Bob: No, dude, it was real and it had a bunch of guinea pigs falling out of it!
Steve: Itchy Beard!!!
Beard, Itchy Beard!
by Turdmeister69 March 16, 2020
A demon. There's no other way of putting it. Her favorite saying is "NO FUN ALLOWED!" and she doesn't seem to be human. No sense of humor, and - actually, I think she's an enderman. She just appears behind you.
AAHHH! It's Mrs. Spiders!!!
by Turdmeister69 March 15, 2020