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The female breast, particular a large and well-formed titty; so-called due its resemblance to a honeydew melon.
Check out the honeydews! That bitch must be sportin' a brace o' 44s!
by Tummy AuGratin February 24, 2006
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Noun. A woman who enjoys performing oral sex on a brother.

See also: fellatrix
They say J.Lo used 2 Be a real fly dick eater before the hoe become famous.
by Tummy AuGratin March 3, 2006
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Large, fleshy or volumnious buttocks on a woman, attributed to her imbibing beer, malt beverages and other forms of strong waters.

Related term: Beer belly
Check out the beer ass on the tattoed broad near the bar! Whoah! That momma's hot!
by Tummy AuGratin February 24, 2006
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Thong underwear or, less commonly, a thong bathingsuit. Synthesis of the English word "fart" (a flatus expelled through the anus) and the German word "halter" (holder). Likely a corruption of the German word "buestenhalter" (brassiere). A synthetic colloquialism visually suggesting that the thong is able to "hold in" the expulsion of a flatus from the user's anus. (Army usage circa 1990)

Check out Specialist Dribble, man. She's wearing the skimpiest färtzenhalter I've ever seen in all my years in Vth Corps!
by Tummy AuGratin February 26, 2006
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Verb. (Colloquial circa 1985) The act of gently impacting the female pudenda with the fingers or an object such as a padded sap or a cat o' nine-tails for the purpose of sexually stimulating the female partner. A practice that is part of the sado-masochist tradition known as "light S&M," pussy spanking is not discipline per se but is intended as an act allowing for the sexual gratification of a woman. In no way is real violence intended.

See also: bondage and discipline
Pussy spanking reportedly was one of 'Penthouse' publisher Bob Guccione's kinks.
by Tummy AuGratin March 6, 2006
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Noun. The distaff version of the femme fatale. (late 19th Century British slang usage; obsolete)

1. A seductive male, typically of homosexual or bisexual persuasion, who lures men or women into dangerous or compromising situations;

2. a man who attracts men or women by an aura of charm and mystery.
"Lord Alfred Douglas can be considered, using the Whitechapel slang of the time, the 'femme fatay' that did in Oscar Wilde."

-- Patricia Cornwell "Portrait of a Killer: Jack the Ripper - Case Closed" (2002)
by Tummy AuGratin March 1, 2006
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Noun. (Perjorative) A sexually promiscuous woman who has multiple sequential partners, typically in a single night, which leaves her vagina full of semen.
"'Didn't that sperm bucket's mama ever teach her about a douche bag?' Gerald asked himself. 'She probably got one for Xmas from her Auntie Hoe and clutches it to her tits on a cold night as a hotwater bottle.'"

-- Jay McInerney, "The Shrike" (short-story, 1983)
by Tummy AuGratin August 14, 2006
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