True_Lust's definitions

Lil Pump

The rapper who dropped out of Harvard to “save the rap game” but is the first rapper people point to when lamenting about mumble rap.

Lil Pump arose to fame by publishing a song where he repeated “Gucci Gang” over and over again and described his nonexistent sexual exploits.

by True_Lust July 21, 2019

Eudaimonia

The state of true happiness and fulfillment in life. Derived from prodigious introspection, retrospection, philosophizing, and self-acceptance.

Dude 1: Once I retire to the Bahamas, I will be able to reach eudaimonia.
Dude 2: All I need to reach eudaimonia is a Netflix and Chill with that cute girl next door who’ll play Zelda with me:
Dude 1: One man’s trash is another man’s treasure...

by True_Lust July 21, 2019

WAR

(Texting Acronym) Stands for Which/Who is Absolutely Reprehensible, often used to describe war

Donald Trump is a person WAR, given the fact that he supports war, WAR.

by True_Lust July 22, 2019

Comorbidity

The state of having two or more medical conditions at the same time

I have depression and anxiety. This is God’s cruel humor in comorbidity.

by True_Lust July 22, 2019

Covfefe

1. (Gibberish dialect) Roughly translates to “I have a loyal fanbase”
2. (Exclamatory phrase) Fuck Trump

Origin: On May 31st, 2017 at 12:06 am EDT, President of the United States Donald Trump tweeted “Despite the constant negative press covfefe.”

Dude 1: Trump was being racist.
Dude 2: Trump is being racist every second of his existence.
Dude 1: Still, covfefe.

Dude 2: Wait what?
Dude 1: Fuck Trump
Dude 2: Oh yeah.

by True_Lust July 21, 2019

Ikejime

Noun: (Japanese transliteration) The best way to make fish wherein the brain is stabbed and the fish is cut in certain places and drained out.

American Chef: I drown my fish in water.

Japanese Chef: You can also do ikejime.
American Chef: Ikejime? What?
Japanese Chef: What did they teach you in your Culinary Arts school?
American Chef: Soup, pasta, salad, pastries, cakes, uhh...
Japanese Chef: This seems pretty fishy.

by True_Lust July 21, 2019

Engorged

Erect to the point of your penis feeling like it’s going to explode. It’s a sign of youthfulness.

Robert: I saw her ass and I swear I felt precum come out of my engorged penis.
Arthur: Wonderful. I hope you don’t bust a fat nut the next time you see a nice butt.
Robert: My dick does what it wants to do.

by True_Lust July 21, 2019