The CollegeBoard

Despised even by AP teachers, this greedy but “not-for-profit” company crushes people’s dreams everyday.

Dude 1: I just took my AP Chemistry exam. That felt like a fat L.
Dude 2: Fuck the CollegeBoard amirite?

by True_Lust July 22, 2019

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Appropriate

To use without someone’s permission, often in a disrespectful way.

African American identity is sometimes appropriated by people who didn’t earn it with their white privilege.

by True_Lust July 22, 2019

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Ikejime

Noun: (Japanese transliteration) The best way to make fish wherein the brain is stabbed and the fish is cut in certain places and drained out.

American Chef: I drown my fish in water.

Japanese Chef: You can also do ikejime.
American Chef: Ikejime? What?
Japanese Chef: What did they teach you in your Culinary Arts school?
American Chef: Soup, pasta, salad, pastries, cakes, uhh...
Japanese Chef: This seems pretty fishy.

by True_Lust July 22, 2019

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Mary

She had a little lamb but a big, fat, juicy personality. I’d sleep with her to conserve body heat in the ill-maintained shed.

Man 1: This is my daughter, Mary. She’s a furry.
Man 2: You castrated the lamb, right?
Man 1: ...

by True_Lust July 22, 2019

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Daniel Tamment

British author, translator, and autistic savant known for his extraordinary numerical memory and arithmetic ability.

John Elder Robinson: I was “chatting” with my boy Daniel Tamment about quantum mechanics yesterday.
Temple Grandin: Really? You dare engage in the small talk that neurotypicals demand out of us with... each other?
John Elder Robinson: Quantum mechanics is riveting.
Temple Grandin: I apologize for my autistic sense of humor if that joke flew over your head.
John Elder Robinson:...

by True_Lust July 24, 2019

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