True_Lust's definitions

OWP

This is the white person that gets offended when white people are called “Caucasian” because “the only people that are Caucasian are from the Caucasus region.” In reality, Caucasian is a word commonly used to describe white people and has taken on a double meaning. Unfortunately it is correct in that sense to call any white person “Caucasian.” A more valid reason to not use the word “Caucasian” is its history with scientific racism. One could say the only people who are white are albinos or that the only people who are albinos are named Albino. Race is a social construct that is itself incorrect; the concept of what is white has changed over time in the United States. Words take on new meanings, and it’s important that we focus less on the Red Herrings and start focusing on what matters.

Kenyan Dude: Europe is filled with shithole countries.
German Dude: How could you say that? That’s my culture. That’s my identity.
Kenyan Dude: Now you know what it feels like for someone call you country of origin a “shithole country.” You get to be Caucasian—
German Dude: The only people who are Caucasian are from the Caucasus region.
Kenyan Dude: Not according to the dictionary, you OWP. If there’s no confusion and that’s the only misgiving you have with the word, then I’ll continue to use it in spite of you.

by True_Lust July 24, 2019

Post Nut Clarity

The eudaimonia and mental clarity achieved after busting a fat nut, best achieved with having sex with a person you truly love

Dude 1: I couldn’t study Stat Mech for shit. So I went out with this girl I met on tinder and fucked her doggy style.
Dude 2: What does this have to do with Stat Mech.
Dude 1: The Post Nut Clarity made everything click.

by True_Lust July 22, 2019

Home

This is arguably the greatest synthwave artist of all time. They’re responsible for hits like Resonance and Without a Sound.

The only time I feel at home is when I listen to Home. Or when I’m with you baby...

by True_Lust July 23, 2019

Ingratiating

1. Charming or pleasing
2. Why are you looking this up on urbandictionary.com?

She gave an ingratiating smile as she twisted the knife in his heart.

by True_Lust July 22, 2019

Appropriate

To use without someone’s permission, often in a disrespectful way.

African American identity is sometimes appropriated by people who didn’t earn it with their white privilege.

by True_Lust July 21, 2019

Ikejime

Noun: (Japanese transliteration) The best way to make fish wherein the brain is stabbed and the fish is cut in certain places and drained out.

American Chef: I drown my fish in water.

Japanese Chef: You can also do ikejime.
American Chef: Ikejime? What?
Japanese Chef: What did they teach you in your Culinary Arts school?
American Chef: Soup, pasta, salad, pastries, cakes, uhh...
Japanese Chef: This seems pretty fishy.

by True_Lust July 21, 2019

Her

1. Singular female direct object pronoun in English
2. The girl that causes a tidal wave in your stomach every time you look her in the eyes

Jason: It’s her.
Jamal: Who?
Jason: (points and whispers, tears in his eyes) The girl in the glasses.
Jamal: Really? Her? That naughty librarian lookin’ ass dyke—
Jason: The beautiful, perfect princess—
Jamal: Jason, wake the fuck up from this romantic stupor.
Jason: If only I could be with her...

by True_Lust July 21, 2019