True_Lust's definitions

Your mom

An incredibly beautiful woman on the inside and out whose sole goal in life is to live long and prosperously off of positivity, self-acceptance, and the subcutaneous and visceral fat reserves in her body.

Your mom is so cool that absolute zero warms her up.

by True_Lust July 22, 2019

Ikejime

Noun: (Japanese transliteration) The best way to make fish wherein the brain is stabbed and the fish is cut in certain places and drained out.

American Chef: I drown my fish in water.

Japanese Chef: You can also do ikejime.
American Chef: Ikejime? What?
Japanese Chef: What did they teach you in your Culinary Arts school?
American Chef: Soup, pasta, salad, pastries, cakes, uhh...
Japanese Chef: This seems pretty fishy.

by True_Lust July 21, 2019

2020

This is the year that Donald Trump is elected out of office. Savor it.

In 2020, America will finally have a clear vision when looking at Donald Trump.

by True_Lust July 22, 2019

Her

1. Singular female direct object pronoun in English
2. The girl that causes a tidal wave in your stomach every time you look her in the eyes

Jason: It’s her.
Jamal: Who?
Jason: (points and whispers, tears in his eyes) The girl in the glasses.
Jamal: Really? Her? That naughty librarian lookin’ ass dyke—
Jason: The beautiful, perfect princess—
Jamal: Jason, wake the fuck up from this romantic stupor.
Jason: If only I could be with her...

by True_Lust July 21, 2019

Curebie

Used to refer to an autism mom who is sheepishly obsessed with curing autism

My mom made a donation to Autism $peaks. What a curebie.

by True_Lust July 22, 2019

Roses

Roses are red
Violets are blue
A wise man once said
One plus one is two

The Earth is a sphere
For years it’s been here
Due to human distinction
We have a sixth mass extinction

Fuck you, Goldman Sachs.

Dude 1: There’s a short poem I wrote about roses.
Dude 2: What is it? Moses supposes his toeses are roses but Moses supposes erroneously—
Dude 1: No. It’s about anti-intellectualism and global climate disruption.

by True_Lust July 22, 2019

Mumble Rap

Mumble rap (often used to describe "emo rap" and "SoundCloud rap"6) is a loosely defined7 microgenre8 of hip hop that largely spread on the online audio distribution platform SoundCloud in the 2010s.9 The term implies a mumbling or unclear vocal delivery by artists in contrast to more traditionally direct styles of rapping, and may generally refer to rappers who do not put typical emphasis on lyricism.

Not to be confused with Trap music (EDM).
"SoundCloud rap" redirects here. For the related genre also called "SoundCloud rap", see Emo rap.
For the Belly mixtape, see Mumble Rap (mixtape).
Quick Facts: Other names, Stylistic origins …
Some have criticized the term as inaccurate or as a pejorative used to degrade younger rappers,1011 although some artists have reclaimed the term.12 Others have defended the style as a new phase in the evolution of the genre.

- Wikipedia

Mumble rap is often played at dorm parties.

by True_Lust July 24, 2019