True_Lust's definitions

Ass

Noun: (slang) The posterior of a human body, often called the butt or booty. This would be my favorite part of the body if it weren’t for the brain.

Dude 1: For real dawg, dat ass caught me off guard.
Dude 2: Sexist.
Dude 1: What’s sexist about noticing an ass?
Dude 2: You’re objectifying women right now.
Dude 1: No, I am simply observing how dat ass caught me off guard.
Dude 2: In verbalizing that observation, you are normalizing rape culture and objectifying women.
Dude 1: Whatever you say bro, I’m still shook from dat ass.

by True_Lust July 21, 2019

Post Nut Clarity

The eudaimonia and mental clarity achieved after busting a fat nut, best achieved with having sex with a person you truly love

Dude 1: I couldn’t study Stat Mech for shit. So I went out with this girl I met on tinder and fucked her doggy style.
Dude 2: What does this have to do with Stat Mech.
Dude 1: The Post Nut Clarity made everything click.

by True_Lust July 22, 2019

Mary

She had a little lamb but a big, fat, juicy personality. I’d sleep with her to conserve body heat in the ill-maintained shed.

Man 1: This is my daughter, Mary. She’s a furry.
Man 2: You castrated the lamb, right?
Man 1: ...

by True_Lust July 21, 2019

Mathematics

It underpins physics which underpins chemistry which underpins neuroscience which underpins the incurable romantic attraction I feel for Beyonce.

“Mathematics is the poetry of logic.”
- Albert Einstein

by True_Lust July 21, 2019

The CollegeBoard

Despised even by AP teachers, this greedy but “not-for-profit” company crushes people’s dreams everyday.

Dude 1: I just took my AP Chemistry exam. That felt like a fat L.
Dude 2: Fuck the CollegeBoard amirite?

by True_Lust July 21, 2019

Neurodiversity

The idea that there’s nothing inherently wrong with certain mental conditions and that those differences should be respected. Typically associated with autism, ADHD, and dyslexia. Also means that those conditions are natural genetic variation.

Autism $peaks: We want to find a cure for autism.
Autistic Person: No u
Autism $peaks: What do you mean?
Autistic Person: I mean Neurodiversity.

by True_Lust July 21, 2019

Eudaimonia

The state of true happiness and fulfillment in life. Derived from prodigious introspection, retrospection, philosophizing, and self-acceptance.

Dude 1: Once I retire to the Bahamas, I will be able to reach eudaimonia.
Dude 2: All I need to reach eudaimonia is a Netflix and Chill with that cute girl next door who’ll play Zelda with me:
Dude 1: One man’s trash is another man’s treasure...

by True_Lust July 21, 2019