True_Lust's definitions

Comorbidity

The state of having two or more medical conditions at the same time

I have depression and anxiety. This is God’s cruel humor in comorbidity.

by True_Lust July 22, 2019

Mathematics

It underpins physics which underpins chemistry which underpins neuroscience which underpins the incurable romantic attraction I feel for Beyonce.

“Mathematics is the poetry of logic.”
- Albert Einstein

by True_Lust July 21, 2019

Mary

She had a little lamb but a big, fat, juicy personality. I’d sleep with her to conserve body heat in the ill-maintained shed.

Man 1: This is my daughter, Mary. She’s a furry.
Man 2: You castrated the lamb, right?
Man 1: ...

by True_Lust July 21, 2019

Post Nut Clarity

The eudaimonia and mental clarity achieved after busting a fat nut, best achieved with having sex with a person you truly love

Dude 1: I couldn’t study Stat Mech for shit. So I went out with this girl I met on tinder and fucked her doggy style.
Dude 2: What does this have to do with Stat Mech.
Dude 1: The Post Nut Clarity made everything click.

by True_Lust July 22, 2019

AAVE

Stands for African American Vernacular English, also referred to as Ebonics and black English

Dude 1: Nigga, our employer be trippin’ and finna fire some people because he don’t care about no moral integrity.
Dude 2: Agreed, my ni—oh wait, white person coming, let’s cut the AAVE and code switch General American English.

by True_Lust July 23, 2019

Phat

A word used to describe a female human who has a relatively high concentration of subcutaneous fat on the buttocks and breasts. An example of this is Nicki Minaj.

Dude 1: Bro, your mom is so fat that she could live off of her fat for the rest of her life.
Dude 2: Well your mom is so phat that she can balance my mom on her ass.

by True_Lust July 21, 2019

Latinx

A gender neutral and non-binary inclusive version of “Latino.” Derived from Chicanx.

Latinx people typically don’t appreciate Donald Trump’s domestic policy on immigration.

by True_Lust July 21, 2019