True_Lust's definitions

Pseudoscience

Noun - The process by which my grandmother reasons to her conclusion that Earth was created 6,000 years ago with fully evolved organisms.

Dude 1: Bro, this study says that using cell phones causes cancer.
Dude 2: (peruses study design and results) Looks like pseudoscience to me.
Dude 1: But it’s true because I’m afraid that it’s true.
Dude 2: Well, I’m afraid that it’s not true.

by True_Lust July 21, 2019

Kim Peek

Autistic savant who’s able to read extremely quickly and remember the vast majority of it, inspired Rainman

After meeting Kim Peek, Dustin Hoffman was inspired to play Rainman, an autistic savant who exists only as a character for entertainment.

by True_Lust July 22, 2019

Eudaimonia

The state of true happiness and fulfillment in life. Derived from prodigious introspection, retrospection, philosophizing, and self-acceptance.

Dude 1: Once I retire to the Bahamas, I will be able to reach eudaimonia.
Dude 2: All I need to reach eudaimonia is a Netflix and Chill with that cute girl next door who’ll play Zelda with me:
Dude 1: One man’s trash is another man’s treasure...

by True_Lust July 21, 2019

SAT

Noun. (Student Aptitude Test) A ridiculous multiple choice test used in the process of applying to college that only evaluates the ability to take the SAT

Me: I just took the SAT.
God: No, the SAT took you, your self-respect, and your money.

by True_Lust July 22, 2019

WAR

(Texting Acronym) Stands for Which/Who is Absolutely Reprehensible, often used to describe war

Donald Trump is a person WAR, given the fact that he supports war, WAR.

by True_Lust July 22, 2019

Curebie

Used to refer to an autism mom who is sheepishly obsessed with curing autism

My mom made a donation to Autism $peaks. What a curebie.

by True_Lust July 22, 2019

Engorged

Erect to the point of your penis feeling like it’s going to explode. It’s a sign of youthfulness.

Robert: I saw her ass and I swear I felt precum come out of my engorged penis.
Arthur: Wonderful. I hope you don’t bust a fat nut the next time you see a nice butt.
Robert: My dick does what it wants to do.

by True_Lust July 21, 2019