True_Lust's definitions

Ingratiating

1. Charming or pleasing
2. Why are you looking this up on urbandictionary.com?

She gave an ingratiating smile as she twisted the knife in his heart.

by True_Lust July 22, 2019

Nihilism

1. An area of philosophy that posits that no social construct has true value and that human existence is inherently meaningless

I studied nihilism in my free time. That’s why I started doing cocaine.

by True_Lust July 22, 2019

Andrew Yang

This man is the last and only true prophet to ever walk this Earth. Vote for him in the Democratic primaries.

Dude 1: Between Andrew Yang and Joe Biden, who do I choose?
Dude 2: Andrew Yang is woke af not gonna lie.
Dude 1: True. Hope he wins against Trump.

by True_Lust July 21, 2019

Two plus two is four minus one that’s three

A highly metaphorical phrase by the poet and historian Michael Dapaah in the song “Man’s Not Hot” which speaks out against anti-intellectualism, deems math to be a discovery and not creation of humans, and communicates that human opinions themselves are means of self-preservation and coping with pain. But, as Michael Dapaah notes, “metaphorical truths exist to facilitate moral living, not comfortable living. A mathematical fact is a literal truth, and if 2+2=5 ever becomes a metaphorical truth in a society—remember cultural relativism—knowledge becomes not only a means of power but a vessel of revolution.”

Dude 1:...
Dude 2: Two plus two is four minus one that’s three quick maths. Everyday man’s on the block. Smoke trees...

by True_Lust July 23, 2019

Neurodiversity

The idea that there’s nothing inherently wrong with certain mental conditions and that those differences should be respected. Typically associated with autism, ADHD, and dyslexia. Also means that those conditions are natural genetic variation.

Autism $peaks: We want to find a cure for autism.
Autistic Person: No u
Autism $peaks: What do you mean?
Autistic Person: I mean Neurodiversity.

by True_Lust July 21, 2019

Lurve

The way Keith (stand up comedian) Alberstadt’s ex-girlfriend said “I love you” in one of his comedic anecdotes

Southern Belle: I lurve you.
Keith Alberstadt: Well you complute me.

by True_Lust July 22, 2019

Planck length

1. The smallest measurable length, 1.616 * 10^-35 meters.
2. The distance light travels in one Planck time, 5.39 * 10^-44 seconds.
3. The length of your penis.

Budge a Planck length and I shoot.

by True_Lust July 22, 2019