True_Lust's definitions

AAVE

Stands for African American Vernacular English, also referred to as Ebonics and black English

Dude 1: Nigga, our employer be trippin’ and finna fire some people because he don’t care about no moral integrity.
Dude 2: Agreed, my ni—oh wait, white person coming, let’s cut the AAVE and code switch General American English.

by True_Lust July 23, 2019

Post Nut Clarity

The eudaimonia and mental clarity achieved after busting a fat nut, best achieved with having sex with a person you truly love

Dude 1: I couldn’t study Stat Mech for shit. So I went out with this girl I met on tinder and fucked her doggy style.
Dude 2: What does this have to do with Stat Mech.
Dude 1: The Post Nut Clarity made everything click.

by True_Lust July 22, 2019

Pseudoscience

Noun - The process by which my grandmother reasons to her conclusion that Earth was created 6,000 years ago with fully evolved organisms.

Dude 1: Bro, this study says that using cell phones causes cancer.
Dude 2: (peruses study design and results) Looks like pseudoscience to me.
Dude 1: But it’s true because I’m afraid that it’s true.
Dude 2: Well, I’m afraid that it’s not true.

by True_Lust July 21, 2019

Nihilism

1. An area of philosophy that posits that no social construct has true value and that human existence is inherently meaningless

I studied nihilism in my free time. That’s why I started doing cocaine.

by True_Lust July 22, 2019

Memusic

(Emerging Cultural Phenomenon) A musical genre incorporating elements of ragtime, romantic-era piano music, and meme culture created by Charles Cornell, a YouTuber, music tutor, and musician

Dude 1: I wish they had a memusic section on Spotify.
Dude 2: Oh, it must be sooo hard having Spotify premium.

by True_Lust July 22, 2019

Lurve

The way Keith (stand up comedian) Alberstadt’s ex-girlfriend said “I love you” in one of his comedic anecdotes

Southern Belle: I lurve you.
Keith Alberstadt: Well you complute me.

by True_Lust July 22, 2019

Occam’s Razor

1. A philosophical shortcut where the simplest possible explanation is the most likely

2. The only razor that makes shaving my face fun

Dude 1: Do you think she’s part of the Russian mafia and is trying to lure me in with her unbearably cute face and angelic voice?
Dude 2: Occam’s Razor my guy. She’s probably just flirting with you because she thinks you’re cute.
Dude 1: Impossible.
Dude 2: Not according to Occam’s Razor.

by True_Lust July 22, 2019