Definitions by True_Lust

SAT 

Noun. (Student Aptitude Test) A ridiculous multiple choice test used in the process of applying to college that only evaluates the ability to take the SAT

Me: I just took the SAT.
God: No, the SAT took you, your self-respect, and your money.

SAT by True_Lust July 22, 2019

Future funk 

Once you listen to this music, you forget that she keyed your car. 11/10

Some say future funk is a subcategory of retrowave. Others says that it is its own separate genre of music.

Future funk by True_Lust July 22, 2019

Curebie

Used to refer to an autism mom who is sheepishly obsessed with curing autism

My mom made a donation to Autism $peaks. What a curebie.

Curebie by True_Lust July 22, 2019

Comorbidity 

The state of having two or more medical conditions at the same time

I have depression and anxiety. This is God’s cruel humor in comorbidity.

Comorbidity by True_Lust July 22, 2019

Ingratiating 

1. Charming or pleasing
2. Why are you looking this up on urbandictionary.com?

She gave an ingratiating smile as she twisted the knife in his heart.

Ingratiating by True_Lust July 22, 2019

Wuthering Heights 

A novel by Emile Brontë about romance, family, suffering, and gothic themes

14-year-old Me: I just read Wuthering Heights.
The World: Not to rude but nobody gives a shit.

Wuthering Heights by True_Lust July 22, 2019

Nihilism

1. An area of philosophy that posits that no social construct has true value and that human existence is inherently meaningless

I studied nihilism in my free time. That’s why I started doing cocaine.

Nihilism by True_Lust July 22, 2019