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Noun: (slang) The posterior of a human body, often called the butt or booty. This would be my favorite part of the body if it weren’t for the brain.
Dude 1: For real dawg, dat ass caught me off guard.
Dude 2: Sexist.
Dude 1: What’s sexist about noticing an ass?
Dude 2: You’re objectifying women right now.
Dude 1: No, I am simply observing how dat ass caught me off guard.
Dude 2: In verbalizing that observation, you are normalizing rape culture and objectifying women.
Dude 1: Whatever you say bro, I’m still shook from dat ass.
Dude 2: Sexist.
Dude 1: What’s sexist about noticing an ass?
Dude 2: You’re objectifying women right now.
Dude 1: No, I am simply observing how dat ass caught me off guard.
Dude 2: In verbalizing that observation, you are normalizing rape culture and objectifying women.
Dude 1: Whatever you say bro, I’m still shook from dat ass.
by True_Lust July 21, 2019
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John Elder Robinson: I was “chatting” with my boy Daniel Tamment about quantum mechanics yesterday.
Temple Grandin: Really? You dare engage in the small talk that neurotypicals demand out of us with... each other?
John Elder Robinson: Quantum mechanics is riveting.
Temple Grandin: I apologize for my autistic sense of humor if that joke flew over your head.
John Elder Robinson:...
Temple Grandin: Really? You dare engage in the small talk that neurotypicals demand out of us with... each other?
John Elder Robinson: Quantum mechanics is riveting.
Temple Grandin: I apologize for my autistic sense of humor if that joke flew over your head.
John Elder Robinson:...
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Lil Pump arose to fame by publishing a song where he repeated “Gucci Gang” over and over again and described his nonexistent sexual exploits.
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Dude 1: Bro, this study says that using cell phones causes cancer.
Dude 2: (peruses study design and results) Looks like pseudoscience to me.
Dude 1: But it’s true because I’m afraid that it’s true.
Dude 2: Well, I’m afraid that it’s not true.
Dude 2: (peruses study design and results) Looks like pseudoscience to me.
Dude 1: But it’s true because I’m afraid that it’s true.
Dude 2: Well, I’m afraid that it’s not true.
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Teacher: I’m sorry for your disability, John.
John: According to the social model of disability, you can’t make a fish climb a tree.
John: According to the social model of disability, you can’t make a fish climb a tree.
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Get the Influstuation mug.Last night, after fucking my girlfriend and realizing how far I’ve come from my incel days, I realized that I achieved self-actualization.
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