Troy's definitions

volleyball

The girls in high school and college volleyball have to wear those insanely small shorts because of some "regulation".


We know who's in charge of these regulations. :p

Just watch some College Volleyball--it's like cameltoe country.

by Troy January 5, 2004

cell phone

A wireless mobile telephone. Works virtually the same as a standard land-line home phone, except it runs off of a batery and is wireless and receives signal from the numerous cell phone towers. Apart from a standard phone, these phones often include text messaging, ability to take pictures, browse the internet etc... very usefull and sometimes necessary (depending on your personal situation), especially if your on some nowheresville road and your car breaks down. PLEASE TURN OFF OR SET ON VIBRATE IN PLACES SUCH AS MOVIES/FUNERALS ETC... do not drive and talk unless you can actually do it competently, most people cant. some can.

Refer to definition.

by Troy June 19, 2005

University of Alabama

a university in alabama known for mediocre football teams and average academics. the only decent thing about this clown suit of a school is that there are some pretty hot ass bitches that hang around the campus.

i would rather eat a shit sandwich than attend the university of alabama

by troy October 31, 2003

'smum

'Smum is a term which can be added onto any name or proper noun in order to change that term into an insult. In general use it is added onto a name in order to embaress the recipient.

person a) "Hey, I just had sex with sarah!"
person b) "'smum! LOL!"
person a) Damn your erudite wit!

by troy May 13, 2005

feynmanize

To add genius to something which currently contains little or no credibility.

Robot, Feynmanize!

by Troy February 4, 2003

Strawberry Swirl

When you are recieving a blowjob and when you splooge you hit her in the mouth, allowing to blood and cum to mix, creating a strawberry swirl

PERSON - Are you phsyically abusing my friend?
ME - Na, I gave her a strawberry swirl last night
PERSON - Oh.

by Troy May 25, 2004

human

Organisms who will be responcible for global destruction.

humans = kill hungry

by Troy December 6, 2003