Troy's definitions

'smum

'Smum is a term which can be added onto any name or proper noun in order to change that term into an insult. In general use it is added onto a name in order to embaress the recipient.

person a) "Hey, I just had sex with sarah!"
person b) "'smum! LOL!"
person a) Damn your erudite wit!

by troy May 13, 2005

kink

wierd/cool, usually in respect to sex

having a midget lick your poon when being shafted by a lion is kinky

by Troy February 19, 2003

Fatty McFat Fat

Used as a disparaging term for an obese individual, or as a humorous nickname given to someone with little or no body fat.

Stop blocking traffic, Fatty McFat Fat!

by Troy February 5, 2003

the spiders from mars

1)aka: monkeys from space
2)winless in the bourbon bowl
3)winless period
4)dress funny when playing beer pong
5)team captain will never beat Troy

1/2 of the space monkeys had Troy beaten 6 cups to none, but Troy made the redemption and came back to win the game.

by Troy March 24, 2005

crass

a good old punk band

crass is a good band not a shitty one like all you other people say

by troy November 8, 2003

cum dragon

When you ejaculate in a girls mouth and push her head down really fast so she chokes and all the cum flys out her nose.

I angry dragoned that bitch and cum shot our her nose

by Troy February 19, 2003

Instarection

To get an immediate erection from a lovely specimen of the opposite (or same) sex (whatever floats your boat).

Damn that girl in volleyball shorts gave me an instarection before I knew what happened.

by Troy April 30, 2007