Troy's definitions

'smum

'Smum is a term which can be added onto any name or proper noun in order to change that term into an insult. In general use it is added onto a name in order to embaress the recipient.

person a) "Hey, I just had sex with sarah!"
person b) "'smum! LOL!"
person a) Damn your erudite wit!

by troy May 13, 2005

kink

wierd/cool, usually in respect to sex

having a midget lick your poon when being shafted by a lion is kinky

by Troy February 19, 2003

H6 Maffia

it is the new hum vee. instead of the H1, or newer H2 models it was directly cinfigured with the mafia in mind. a stylish new vehicle for italian maffia nerds to drive around in place to place bustin' people's balls

john gotti wishes he weren't dead so that he could have ridden in style to get pizza in a new H6 Maffia.

by troy October 30, 2003

Gecko

the most superior organism on earth

i wish i was a gecko

by Troy December 6, 2003

bound

A Type of map in starcraft / broodwar that has traps.

The Map: Heaven Bound

by Troy July 12, 2004

crass

a good old punk band

crass is a good band not a shitty one like all you other people say

by troy November 8, 2003

the spiders from mars

1)aka: monkeys from space
2)winless in the bourbon bowl
3)winless period
4)dress funny when playing beer pong
5)team captain will never beat Troy

1/2 of the space monkeys had Troy beaten 6 cups to none, but Troy made the redemption and came back to win the game.

by Troy March 24, 2005