Troy's definitions

volleyball

The girls in high school and college volleyball have to wear those insanely small shorts because of some "regulation".


We know who's in charge of these regulations. :p

Just watch some College Volleyball--it's like cameltoe country.

by Troy January 5, 2004

cell phone

A wireless mobile telephone. Works virtually the same as a standard land-line home phone, except it runs off of a batery and is wireless and receives signal from the numerous cell phone towers. Apart from a standard phone, these phones often include text messaging, ability to take pictures, browse the internet etc... very usefull and sometimes necessary (depending on your personal situation), especially if your on some nowheresville road and your car breaks down. PLEASE TURN OFF OR SET ON VIBRATE IN PLACES SUCH AS MOVIES/FUNERALS ETC... do not drive and talk unless you can actually do it competently, most people cant. some can.

Refer to definition.

by Troy June 19, 2005

Red Cum Dragon

When getting a blowjob you push the girls head down so hard when you cum that both blood and cum shoot out her nose.... creating a red cum dragon

She was pretty pissed when I gave her a Red Cum Dragon

by Troy April 23, 2003

University of Alabama

a university in alabama known for mediocre football teams and average academics. the only decent thing about this clown suit of a school is that there are some pretty hot ass bitches that hang around the campus.

i would rather eat a shit sandwich than attend the university of alabama

by troy October 31, 2003

kink

wierd/cool, usually in respect to sex

having a midget lick your poon when being shafted by a lion is kinky

by Troy February 19, 2003

why come

a term used south of the ohio river by total dolts.

1) i am going to bang my sister
2) why come you want to fuck your sister

by troy October 31, 2003

god

"dog" spelled backwards.

The dyslexic child named his new puppy "God."

by Troy February 6, 2003