Tristan's definitions

Sharkapult

A catapult that doesn't use rocks, but hungry sharks for ammunition.

the sharkapult is one of the 21st centuries most deadly weapon.

by tristan December 14, 2004

me duele

Spanish word. Me = to me and Duele = causes pain.

Me duele mi ojo, hombre.

by Tristan February 23, 2004

loverzez

An undescribable amount of love

I loverzez Kels! Used instead of: I love Kels lots and lots and lots and lots.

by Tristan May 2, 2004

choos

to 'choose' something slightly more carelessly then regular choosing. (eh, it made the dictionary bish!)

i choo choo choos u.

by tristan February 25, 2004

zipper

the thing that gets in the way when ur masterbating in class and the teacher comes around. You usually get ur dick stuck in it and yell oh fuck me

"ur so hot forest. oh yeah oh yeah. damn here comes the teacher. ouch!

by tristan November 26, 2003

hoy

This is a special word that has one proper meaning, it is used to describe bad fortune (eg. said after u see someone fall over or make any kind of mistake) or alternatively, a person who is mal-co-ordinated, or generally unfortunate (every group of friends has one, you know, the one who always gets a football in the nads)

(your mate is walking along and walks into a lampost)- your immediate reaction; HOY!!!!!!!!!!!

by TRISTAN January 3, 2004

Jeezits

(n) Holy Communion Stolen From The Minister To Be Taken Home And Have Milk Be Added And To Be Eaten Like Cereal

Dane Cook Used This In His "Church" Stand Up Act

HOLY SHIT! HE'S STEALING THE JEEZITS!

Hey! Jeezits Are Two For Two Dollars, whOa!

by Tristan January 24, 2005