2 definitions by Trish_The_Hebrew
A cum rag is a towl or rag used to wipe "semen" or "jizz" off a certain area. Usually used during oral sex when semen is ejected into the eye socket or on the breasts, making it a "jizzy tit." Using this rag will make God hate you and he will make your babies retarded and look like the 19th child the Dugar family popped out. Like, Jesus Christ, sew her puss together. Anyways, yeah. Cum rags give you rashes, STDs, and a one way ticket to hell.
"Oh Harold! You got your stupid Jew sperm in my effin' eye! Damn! Get the damn cum rag!"
"Hey porch monkeys, get those damn cum rags off your head!"
"Hey Trish, get the cum rag, I came prematurely."
Trish "Goddamn, lower the damn Viagra, you stupid Hebrew. On the new shag carpet? SHIT EAT SOME HAM."
"Hey porch monkeys, get those damn cum rags off your head!"
"Hey Trish, get the cum rag, I came prematurely."
Trish "Goddamn, lower the damn Viagra, you stupid Hebrew. On the new shag carpet? SHIT EAT SOME HAM."
by Trish_The_Hebrew May 9, 2010
CUS ,or Chapped Urethra Syndrome, is a condition in which the urethral area is chapped to an extreme level. This chaffed area can be caused by aggressive intercourse, (ROUGH SEX!) ramming foreign objects/animals into the vaginal area, or just being a sluttyMcslut face, you slut.
So stop putting that "Silver Rabbit" into your cooter, and put a damn padlock on your sandpaper underground. WHORE.
Cures: Not being a hoebag, external creams, not being Ke$ha, home remidies, (including cat urine mixed with mayo) waxing your clitoris, and use a sandpaper/buffer on that badboy.
Symptoms: Your vagina exploding with puss and green crap.
So stop putting that "Silver Rabbit" into your cooter, and put a damn padlock on your sandpaper underground. WHORE.
Cures: Not being a hoebag, external creams, not being Ke$ha, home remidies, (including cat urine mixed with mayo) waxing your clitoris, and use a sandpaper/buffer on that badboy.
Symptoms: Your vagina exploding with puss and green crap.
"SHIT. Look at this, I might have that "CUS (Chapped Urethra Syndrome)" ShayShay said she had last week. Damn porch monkeys and their dirty dicks!"
"Damn, this girl I was gonna impregnate has 'dat "CUS (Chapped Urethra Syndrome)", and pussed all ova my dick, yo! I wus like, SHIT CUH, CLEAN DAT PUSS."
"I'd rather have dat Blue Waffle shit than this CUS on my pussy. Damn Jews. I wish Hitler was around!"
"Damn, this girl I was gonna impregnate has 'dat "CUS (Chapped Urethra Syndrome)", and pussed all ova my dick, yo! I wus like, SHIT CUH, CLEAN DAT PUSS."
"I'd rather have dat Blue Waffle shit than this CUS on my pussy. Damn Jews. I wish Hitler was around!"
by Trish_The_Hebrew May 9, 2010