Tricktionary's definitions

sound byte hoe

Anyone who only gets on tv to give a worthless opinion about a major topic just to be relevant

45 will do and say anything about sports but refuses to address real issues. He's such a sound byte hoe.

by Tricktionary September 27, 2017

thrift stealing

When you're stealing someone else's memes and posting them on your own social media sites as if they were your own.

Marc is always thrift stealing other people's memes! Nothing about him is original on his timeline except for his name.

by Tricktionary June 15, 2017

Shituationship

When you're in the friend zone with benefits but neither of you won't to give it a title. It is what it is.

You and I hang together all the time. So let's just enjoy this Shituationship and watch Netflix.

by Tricktionary October 7, 2015

Seal A Bust

When someone you trusted with a secret tells everyone about it.

Female: Whatever you do don't trust Mike with anything!
Female 2: Why what happened?
Female: I told him something private and now everybody knows!
Female 2: Mike is such a seal a bust!

by Tricktionary October 2, 2015

houdini ass

When you lay down you give the illusion of having an ass but the moment you stand up it disappears

Mike: Damn Michelle's ass is thick AF!
Tony: Was she lying down?
Mike: Yeah why?
Tony: Man she has a Houdini ass so don't get your hopes up

by Tricktionary January 14, 2017

give crickets

When someone you don't like asks you a question or tries to get your attention your only response is silence.

I give crickets to Michelle every time she's in my presence. She's finally taking the hint.

by Tricktionary March 12, 2016

Stalkerpreneur

The delicate art of stalking someone under the disguise of doing business with them

Mark is such a stalkerpreneur! He's brought eight espressos in the last half hour because of the cute barista that just started working there.

by Tricktionary May 24, 2016