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Definitions by TreeWeezel

monocules 

mono (single) + molecules = stray molecules. Means a tiny amount of something.
This has chicken broth in it? I can't eat it.
Don't be afraid of a few meat monocules!

Easy, it only takes a few monocules of that stuff.

The environmentalists glared at my scooter as if they were afraid of a few hydrocarbon monocules.
monocules by TreeWeezel August 20, 2011
An almost intangible length. About as small a movement as the human eye can detect. Approximately the diameter of a pubic hair.
The painting isn't centered - move it one pube to the right
pube by TreeWeezel August 20, 2011
Mildly derogatory way to refer to somebody's car. The car in question should be small, cheap, and obscure.
Hey guys I got a car! It's a 2005 Rio.

Yeah, we saw. Nice Stanza. <snicker>
Stanza by TreeWeezel August 20, 2011

match.com 

A website with a vast appetite for your money and time, which rewards its users with insult.
Time to check my match.com and send another 20 messages into a cyber vaccum.
match.com by TreeWeezel August 12, 2011

West Coast Inflation 

Tendency of the west coast to overrate. For instance, if a show has rave reviews in Frisco you should wait until it gets as far east as Chicago before believing it.

Possible explanations include laidback, non-critical attitudes, drug use, and simply less exposure to good culture.

The term originated in the drum corps circle, where corps are numerically judged across the country and the scores coming from the west are disregarded.
Wow, these guys are supposed to be fantastic!

Don't believe the hype, it's just west coast inflation.
The band that defined Alternative Rock as we know it. Hit song "Dizz-Knee-Land" kicked off the alternative rock radio movement.

Unfortunately few other bands with an independent spirit have had nearly the same production values, so this breed of alternative rock fizzled with the band.
Spin "Puzzle" by Dada if you want to know what alternative rock is/was. These current indy guys don't know their way around a guitar, or how to develop a lick, or even how to play at more than a single dynamic level.
Dada by TreeWeezel June 14, 2011

HOOT day daze 

Chant commonly used in rap-based pop songs of the 90's.

The origin and meaning is debatable. According to the leading theory, it is both an ebonic and a radio-friendly version of "Whoop their ass!"
Emcee: "all the fellas sayin'_____"
HOOT day daze!

Emcee: "all the ladies sayin' _____"
HOOT day daze!
HOOT day daze by TreeWeezel June 14, 2011