TreeWeezel's definitions

meatglazer

meatgazer (girl who stares at guy's junk) + glance. Upon accusation of meatgazing, the offender will usually admit it but say she "just glanced". The proper compromise is to call her a meatglancer, or more aptly put, meatglazer.

Guy 1: JWebb is staring at Blick's meat. MEATGAZER!
JWebb: I only glanced.
Guy 1: Then you're a meatglazer. MEATGLAZER!

by TreeWeezel April 20, 2011

gordita

Ultimate insult when spoken between skinny, tarted-up latina girls.

latina 1: "Aie chinga, he's my man"
latina 2: "Out of the way, gordita"
latina 1: "Oh this is on"

Arm flapping/slapping/hilarity ensues

by TreeWeezel November 22, 2010

band females

Women members of a large, educational-based ensemble of wind and percussion instrumentists (band).

These tend to be slightly chubby white girls, which are highly coveted among urban black guys. What makes them really notable is how easy they are, as they are impressed by anybody who isn't a band male.

I hear sousaphones blatting, let's get out of here.

Hold up bro, there might be some Band Females!

by TreeWeezel November 1, 2011

urban loophole

Rejected definitions can be resubmitted indefinitely.

Thanks to the urban loophole, my controversial submission went around UD for months before finally being published.

by TreeWeezel April 26, 2011

mulanize

To chop an object into tiny pieces, as Mulan did to the Huns in the movie of the same title.

My kite flew into the fan and was mulanized.

I mulanized the chicken with a deboner.

by TreeWeezel August 25, 2011

trontonic

From movie TRON and "tonic" meaning liquid.

The glowing blue beverage from TRON, consisting of pure energy. In the analog world, the closest thing is the appropriately colored and aptly named blue Powerade

I started to get tired playing basketball in the heat so I took a big gulp of Trontonic. It tasted like pure energy!

by TreeWeezel May 9, 2011

fat chance

Actual meaning: a very good chance, opposite of a slim chance.

Typical usage: sarcasticly, as to imply that there is no chance in hell.

Let's do the right thing and serve these guys!

Pschh. Fat chance. (chuckles)

by TreeWeezel October 24, 2011