Travis's definitions

The Mavericks

Oh look, Van Exel is gone. Now they have Jameson.

Hello, Mr. Jameson. Are you ready to win a championship?

by Travis August 19, 2003

church key

a bottle opener

Hey Joe, where'd you leave the church key. This ain't no twist off, y' know.

by travis September 6, 2003

thumps

Refering to the hard hitting bass that is produced from high powered stereo systems.

Hey Carl, how hard does your system thump?

by Travis October 1, 2003

cockhole

An insult to a person. Comparing a person to any hole a cock might be inserted into.

That dude is a cockhole.

by Travis October 1, 2003

Turd Nipple

That little tip at the top of some poop mounds you see outside. Commonly used as an insult.

Get away from me turd nipple.

by Travis October 1, 2003

Ignernt

Usual uttered by a person that is trying to call another person ignorant but doesn't know how to pronounce it, let alone define it. Making them, in fact, the ignorant one.

He's so ignernt, always makin fun of me.

by Travis October 1, 2003

Remus

A dildo repair machine.

Pass me the REMUS or I'll kick your ass.

by Travis October 8, 2003