Trashist's definitions

Shoulders Make Babies

What teachers at schools that don't allow you to wear shirts that reveal your shoulder think about shoulders.

Teacher: Oh God your shoulder is showing, don't you know that shoulders make babies?!

by Trashist January 11, 2017

Diet Pepsi

Diet Pepsi puts the die in diet.

Diet Pepsi tastes pretty terrible.

by Trashist January 12, 2017

Words

Something that people tend to be bad at.

I can't even words.

by Trashist January 12, 2017

Nub

(Noun) A small bump. Somethings that are usually referred to as nubs include, but are not limited to: A not fully erect penis; A small penis; a small bump on any person or thing.

Oh wow! Is that a nub in your pants!

by Trashist January 12, 2017

anti-flirt

Someone who takes all the wrong approaches when flirting with someone. Usually found doing something stupid like trying put their ship name in the Urban Dictionary.

I keep messing up and no girl is falling for me, I'm such an anti-flirt

by Trashist January 12, 2017

Douche

Someone that thinks they are better than you. Usually seen trying to get their name, followed by all their "great" qualities, in the Urban dictionary.

Person: Wow he thinks he's so great, he is such a douche

by Trashist January 12, 2017

Man-spreading

What men do to keep from hurting their balls. This act gets some women annoyed.

I'm sorry ladies for man-spreading but if I don't I will never be able to have a kid.

by Trashist January 12, 2017