1 definition by TotalyNotMarkus

Markus is the most awesome man in the whole existence.
He is mostly know for his unhumanly high IQ and superhuman strength.
His voice makes everyone have an eargasm especially def people.
He can make you rip your clothes of and make love to him just by looking at you. And also he is fantastic in bed.
He used to be a god, but is was to lame for him.
He is super sexy and handsome.
That is gigantic, is your name Markus?
Is that gods face, or Makus?
by TotalyNotMarkus August 16, 2013
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