1 definition by Totallyhopelessss
A faggot who's only claim of fame is his immensely attractive accent. Most British red-head fatasses can be refered to as Tau and they will respond as if you called them by the name given by their parents
Izzy: Hey, Tau, moan my name with your sexy accent!
Fat Red Head: Bloody hell no! I'm too busy stuffing my face with these buttered scones!
Fat Red Head: Bloody hell no! I'm too busy stuffing my face with these buttered scones!
by Totallyhopelessss June 18, 2009