7 definitions by TorturedSoul

Black Humor

Comedy that involves black people and their way of life, jokes that black people make, mostly what you see on the "black shows" on tv

black humor shows: everybody hates chris, the bernie mac show, the fresh prince of bel-air, etc...

by TorturedSoul December 6, 2009

statute of limitations

The period of time between when your homie stops liking a girl and you can hit on her without breaking the bro code.

Bro 1: You like her, don't you! Bro 2: No I don't, unless of course you don't either, in which case I want to know the statute of limitations *tennis ball nearly misses his head*

by TorturedSoul March 11, 2016

Chunky Curry

A fat indian.

Look at that chunky curry over there, he's so fat and he stinks of nasty curry

by TorturedSoul November 2, 2009

Get your head on straight

The same as get your shit together. Basically means calm down, don't panic, or focus. Usually said if you are normally good at something, but aren't able to do it well because your mind is preoccupied with something else, or you're just tired.

Kevin: Get your head on straight Amit, my grandmother could have gotten that rebound.

Amit: Sorry man, I'm still tired from that party last night.

by TorturedSoul August 29, 2009

Kinky time bomb

When your dick's about to blow during a blowjob and you don't tell her it's coming.

I gave Melissa a kinky time bomb last night and she got creamed in the face.

by TorturedSoul January 14, 2010

Sexy Vanilla

a hot white girl

yo check out that sexy vanilla over there

by TorturedSoul January 15, 2010

Skin on Skin

Any sexual action, bar none. When you're doing something sexual, your skin by definition has to be touching your own skin or someone elses.

Jacking off? Skin on skin
Fucking a chick? Skin on skin
Fucking a diseased monkey up the ass thereby spreading aids from primates to humans? Yes, skin on skin

by TorturedSoul January 2, 2010