Definitions by TorturedSoul

statute of limitations 

The period of time between when your homie stops liking a girl and you can hit on her without breaking the bro code.

Bro 1: You like her, don't you! Bro 2: No I don't, unless of course you don't either, in which case I want to know the statute of limitations *tennis ball nearly misses his head*

statute of limitations by TorturedSoul July 31, 2016

Kinky time bomb 

When your dick's about to blow during a blowjob and you don't tell her it's coming.

I gave Melissa a kinky time bomb last night and she got creamed in the face.

Kinky time bomb by TorturedSoul January 14, 2010

Sexy Vanilla 

a hot white girl

yo check out that sexy vanilla over there

Sexy Vanilla by TorturedSoul January 14, 2010

Skin on Skin 

Any sexual action, bar none. When you're doing something sexual, your skin by definition has to be touching your own skin or someone elses.

Jacking off? Skin on skin
Fucking a chick? Skin on skin
Fucking a diseased monkey up the ass thereby spreading aids from primates to humans? Yes, skin on skin

Skin on Skin by TorturedSoul January 2, 2010

Black Humor

Comedy that involves black people and their way of life, jokes that black people make, mostly what you see on the "black shows" on tv

black humor shows: everybody hates chris, the bernie mac show, the fresh prince of bel-air, etc...

Black Humor by TorturedSoul December 5, 2009

Chunky Curry 

A fat indian.

Look at that chunky curry over there, he's so fat and he stinks of nasty curry

Chunky Curry by TorturedSoul November 1, 2009

Get your head on straight 

The same as get your shit together. Basically means calm down, don't panic, or focus. Usually said if you are normally good at something, but aren't able to do it well because your mind is preoccupied with something else, or you're just tired.

Kevin: Get your head on straight Amit, my grandmother could have gotten that rebound.

Amit: Sorry man, I'm still tired from that party last night.

Get your head on straight by TorturedSoul August 29, 2009