16 definitions by TooCrooked

Politically incorrect term purposely used to define a heterosexual marriage in the attempt to make the term "same sex marriage" appear to be less threatening.
Sodomy isn't the ONLY option in a non same sex marriage. This cannot be said for the same sex marriages.
by TooCrooked December 4, 2004
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Acronym in the sports world for "Did Not Finish". Ironically, however, the #1 Vaporware of all time, "Duke Nukem Forever" (known also as "Duke Nukem Taking Forever", ".. If Ever", ".. Whenever") coincidentally has the exact same acronym.
DNF DNF.

Profound!
by TooCrooked October 2, 2005
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Abbreviation for "Non Commissioned Officer". Only enlisted people are NCOs.
I am an NCO in the air force. And no, i don't fly an F15. Only commissioned officers do.
by TooCrooked August 31, 2003
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Otherwise known as a 3½ Floppy Disk. Don't be mistaken - the magnetic disk that holds data is "floppy", even though the outside plastic casing is hard. They just wanted to confuse you.
I like to insert a nice hard floppy into my computer's awaiting slot.
by TooCrooked August 31, 2003
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In online gaming terms, one who joins a server therein bringing the average ping through the roof due to his poor connection.
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by TooCrooked August 31, 2003
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