Definitions by Tommy Wommy Womsters

Masturb8ion 

Something I KNOW you fuckin' do all the time.

You just luv the masturb8ion, don't you?

Masturb8ion by Tommy Wommy Womsters September 28, 2003

Get 'er Done 

A redneck term used to prod a fellow to complete a task; i.e. finish a beer.

Get 'er done, boy! Finish that natty!

Get 'er Done by Tommy Wommy Womsters September 24, 2003

sibilance 

The noise a queef makes.

As I went down on your mom, a soft sibilance escaped her vaginal cavity, wetly spattering me across me cheeks. So I slapped the bitch.

sibilance by Tommy Wommy Womsters September 17, 2003

swirlie 

1) A childish form of punishment; see above.
2) A tantalizing method of analingus. Requires precise dexterity of the tongue but success is often duly rewarded.

1) That fucking prick gave me a swirlie and ruined my hairdo! Fuck that!
2) Mmm...I did the swirlie to my girl and her pussy melted off.

swirlie by Tommy Wommy Womsters September 17, 2003

crust

An unfortunate buildup of dried sexually derived fluids such as semen, vaginal excretions, and anal mucus on women's white cotton panties.

Dude. Seriously. Your mom has such major crust buildup we scraped it off her white cotton panties and made nacho dip with it.

crust by Tommy Wommy Womsters September 16, 2003

Glue 

A cheap high; often discovered in middle school.

Boy 1 - "Hey, Sherman, what's wrong with you?"
Boy 2 - "GGNGnggNNGGO! GLU! GLU! URgggRRGGgg..." *passes out*

Glue by Tommy Wommy Womsters September 16, 2003

Public Enemy

A crazy buncha nigs who know can string rhymes together better than anyone!

Man, Public Enemy is really a talented bunch. Especially because Flava Flav wears a GIANT FUCKING CLOCK.

Public Enemy by Tommy Wommy Womsters September 16, 2003