chitlins

Food for people too poor to get real meet.

Damn, I would really like some steak but all I can afford are these stupid chitlins. Fuck!

by Tommy Wommy Womsters May 15, 2003

sibilance

The noise a queef makes.

As I went down on your mom, a soft sibilance escaped her vaginal cavity, wetly spattering me across me cheeks. So I slapped the bitch.

by Tommy Wommy Womsters September 17, 2003

Cheese Danish

The gonorrheal juices of Hamlet.

Eww, this cheese danish is horrifying!

by Tommy Wommy Womsters May 27, 2003

jerk off

1) Your mother's only redeeming value.
2) What I do every fuckin' day 'cause I'm a sad, pathetic loser.
3) You.

1) Gee, Mrs. Smith, thanks for jerking me off!
2) Damn, that girl is hot. I can't wait until I get home to jerk off.
3) Dude, you jerk off! Get off of my nuts!

by Tommy Wommy Womsters May 15, 2003

Ruffian

A miscreant; a lout; a wastrel.

*Gasp!* The impudence of that ruffian!

by Tommy Wommy Womsters August 25, 2003

Masturb8ion

Something I KNOW you fuckin' do all the time.

You just luv the masturb8ion, don't you?

by Tommy Wommy Womsters September 28, 2003

brotaco

A term used to refer to a person who needs to explain themselves or calm down. Has its roots in bro, a term used to informally indicate a person generally thought of as a dude or guy.

Alternately, a bro-oriented term of endearment.

Notes for usage:

* May only be used when speaking directly to the intended brotaco. It is incorrect to say, "So-and-so is a brotaco."

* No articles may precede the term. Nobody is ever "a brotaco." They are merely "brotaco."

1) Whoa there, brotaco, you'd better ease up on the old gas pedal, there.
2) You're right about that one, brotaco.

by Tommy Wommy Womsters January 20, 2011