Tommy Wommy Womsters's definitions

Alcoholism

The unfortunate side effect of being around and consuming too much beer.

I used to have a secretary who wouldn't give me blowjobs, and a wife who cheated on me. Then I got alcoholism and now I can jerk off whenever I want!

by Tommy Wommy Womsters October 5, 2003

nipple

A li'l nublet of flesh that is potentially stimulating when nibbled upon or pinched lightly.

Ooh, baby, your nipples are so erogenous. Allow me to pinch or nibble them, please.

by Tommy Wommy Womsters May 15, 2003

The Kinks

1) One of the most underrated British bands of all time.
2) Slang for pubes.

1) The Kinks released an album called "Arthur" that was delicately spectacular.
2) The Kinks are all itchy today. I musta gotten crabs or some shit. Fuck!

by Tommy Wommy Womsters May 22, 2003

Ur

What people too lazy to type four letters type when they speak on AIM.

OMG then he wuz liek "Ur so fagit!!!1"

by Tommy Wommy Womsters October 17, 2003

Tonload

A bunchalot.

I was gonna fuck your mom, but she had a tonload of crabs.

by Tommy Wommy Womsters September 16, 2003

Dweezle

A complete and total wastrel; an emaciated douchebag who says asinine things; a fucking asshole.

My roommate is such a dweezle we have decided to call him Dweezle. Because he fucking sucks.

by Tommy Wommy Womsters October 5, 2003

Glue

A cheap high; often discovered in middle school.

Boy 1 - "Hey, Sherman, what's wrong with you?"
Boy 2 - "GGNGnggNNGGO! GLU! GLU! URgggRRGGgg..." *passes out*

by Tommy Wommy Womsters September 16, 2003