Tommy Wommy Womsters's definitions

Mockfuthernig

An insult for what I callz yo' momz.

You are one mockfuthernig bitcah!

by Tommy Wommy Womsters September 28, 2003

Fudgeluv

Gay sex.

Gay man: "Boy, do I suuure luv fudgeluv!! *Mmm!*"

by Tommy Wommy Womsters October 5, 2003

Vagass

An unholy combination of anus and vagina; the worst thing ever.

Dude, I went down on that girl and she had a vagass! I got the fuck out of there!

by Tommy Wommy Womsters May 22, 2003

Flava Flav

The coolest fucking rapper in the universe...well, him and Chuck D, both of whom are in seminal rap group Public Enemy.

Man, Flava Flav is funny. FUNNY LOOKIN'! WHAT,

by Tommy Wommy Womsters September 16, 2003

emoticon

A means of expressing emotion via Internet chat rooms and private messages.

(Note: Do not use emoticons unironically, unless you're speaking to someone who doesn't understand your language.)

:) happy
:( unhappy
:D overjoyed
:C profoundly unhappy
(^-^) ecstatic anime fan

by Tommy Wommy Womsters March 26, 2005

rapscallion

A charlatan; a slumgullion; a grifter.

That rapscallion assaulted me in the alleyway and attempted to throttle me! Arrest that slumgullion!

by Tommy Wommy Womsters August 25, 2003

flesh

Nummy meat.

Your flesh looks appetizing, Clarice.

by Tommy Wommy Womsters May 27, 2003